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I’m just trying to eat my spaghetti in peace why must I be attacked

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@jacobtheslayer
Chop chop bitch I need Jake and dom
Why y’all yell at me. Yell at her @jacobtheslayer m
I’m just trying to eat my spaghetti in peace why must I be attacked
You and Rome just lost Bucky forever.
“When did we ever have James? He never loved me and he wasn’t there for Rome.”
“That’s fine I’m daddy now”
I see you have three of the most attractive men after you Bucky,Johnny storm and Jake king. This soap opera is getting good.
“No one is after me. I be chilling in my home.”
“I compete with no one when I already know the outcome”
Dom clicked her tongue and raised her eyes row. “Oh and what is that king?”
“Why don’t you tell them, I’m not gonna speak for you”
I see you have three of the most attractive men after you Bucky,Johnny storm and Jake king. This soap opera is getting good.
“No one is after me. I be chilling in my home.”
“I compete with no one when I already know the outcome”
Sammy is my favorite he is literally the comedic relief in every au. I love how he is the same sammy in ever universe and he always breaking the fourth wall with gabe and Rome.
We do love us some sammy.
That’s my best friend
Dom is my favorite. She literally loves her family to death. She tries to help people. She is like a tsundre but better. There are so many layers to her. I love the blog that there is a blog for each Au of her. And there is a back story for each of them. My favorite version is the demon vampire queen one. My favorite ship is her and Jake. Jake understands Dom on a different level than her other ships and I love that. It’s like they are meant to be together.
I still need a ship name for Dom and Jake @jacobtheslayer
That’s my wife and imma stick beside her short lactose intolerant crazy stubborn big headed ass
"I know what you are."
Jake raised a brow and crossed his arms “Oh, and what am I?”
“I know which is why you have to stay here till she heals. I’ll try my best to see you when I can but promise me you won’t try to sneak in or anything ok?” He reaches for her hand and gave it a gentle squeeze as he kept his eyes on her before releasing it. “I have to go, but stay with Hanna and eat something alright. I’ll be back soon Krys.” He smiled before turning and walking away
She sighed a little and nodded, “Even if I attempted, Hana would stop me.” She gave a small smile. Krystina squeezed his hand back, “I promise.” She said softly as he turned away. “Jake.. wait..” she grabbed his hand to turn him back to her. She stood on her toes and kissed his cheek, “I’m glad that you’re alright.” With that she finally let him go, even though she didnt want to.
He stared at her for a bit, shocked at the kiss before giving her a large smile. “Thank you” he turned and walked out the house closing the door gently behind him.
Hanna pokes her head out from her position and smirked giving a small hand clap. “Well look who’s finally put her big girl panties on.”
Krystina smiled at him, he seemed to relax physically himself as he left her with Hanna once again.
She picked up a pillow and threw it at Hanna, “shut up, let’s eat.” She laughed softly and joined her in the kitchen.
Hanna smirked as she munches in her food. “Yea uhhuh you’re just mad cause I’m right as always”
“I’m trying alright…” Krystina gave her a look before digging into her own food. She could only hope that Mahina would make a quicker recovery so she could see her and of course Jake.
She then couldn’t help the smile that came to her face as the smile Jake had given her flashed back into her mind. “I’ve never seen him smile like that before.”
Hanna let out a snort taking a sip of her beer. “Well get used to it love bug because it will happen more often now.”
“What… what do you mean?” Krystina’s cheeks turned a soft pink.
“Oh I think you know” she smirked taking another bite of her food
"I know what you are."
Jake raised a brow and crossed his arms “Oh, and what am I?”
“I know which is why you have to stay here till she heals. I’ll try my best to see you when I can but promise me you won’t try to sneak in or anything ok?” He reaches for her hand and gave it a gentle squeeze as he kept his eyes on her before releasing it. “I have to go, but stay with Hanna and eat something alright. I’ll be back soon Krys.” He smiled before turning and walking away
She sighed a little and nodded, “Even if I attempted, Hana would stop me.” She gave a small smile. Krystina squeezed his hand back, “I promise.” She said softly as he turned away. “Jake.. wait..” she grabbed his hand to turn him back to her. She stood on her toes and kissed his cheek, “I’m glad that you’re alright.” With that she finally let him go, even though she didnt want to.
He stared at her for a bit, shocked at the kiss before giving her a large smile. “Thank you” he turned and walked out the house closing the door gently behind him.
Hanna pokes her head out from her position and smirked giving a small hand clap. “Well look who’s finally put her big girl panties on.”
Krystina smiled at him, he seemed to relax physically himself as he left her with Hanna once again.
She picked up a pillow and threw it at Hanna, “shut up, let’s eat.” She laughed softly and joined her in the kitchen.
Hanna smirked as she munches in her food. “Yea uhhuh you’re just mad cause I’m right as always”
“I’m trying alright…” Krystina gave her a look before digging into her own food. She could only hope that Mahina would make a quicker recovery so she could see her and of course Jake.
She then couldn’t help the smile that came to her face as the smile Jake had given her flashed back into her mind. “I’ve never seen him smile like that before.”
Hanna let out a snort taking a sip of her beer. “Well get used to it love bug because it will happen more often now.”
It’s about to go down. Dom is about to be off the market for good now.
“Yup.”
Damn right
So are we getting a mob DomxJake or is this wishful thinking?
Lmfao maybe maybe not
So are we getting a mob DomxJake or is this wishful thinking?
Lmfao maybe maybe not
So are we getting a mob DomxJake or is this wishful thinking?
Lmfao maybe maybe not
Five years, it’s been five years since Dom and Jake broke up. Five years since he rejected his claim on her. Five years since her cousin kingdom went to shit and she left Dom alone. Dom had to cope while taking care of her son alone. Her brothers helped as much as she would allow them, but she was hurting.
Dom cried herself to sleep almost every night. In front of everyone she pretended like she was fine, but the once bright girl was a shell of herself. She didn’t want to be bothered most days and others she forced herself to work. Mania was doing far worst. Her once bright fire was nothing but a thick black smoke. She was at her weakest at her most valuable. She wasn’t strong enough to help Dom. She needed her mate she needed rocky, but she haven’t felt her mate in five years and she was worried the whole time. She knew he was weak but she barely had strength to even try to connect with him.
After a very heated discussion with her cousin Dom allowed Jake to see Rome. She was sitting on the couch as Rome ran excitedly,ready to see his father. He went upstairs to get more toys to show him leaving Dom to her thoughts alone. A knock on the door and Benny announced Jake being there. Dom couldn’t look at him she refused to. She started to paint once again not saying much. @lightoftheluna @jacobtheslayer (didn’t know which to tag so I tagged both)
Five years….five years is what it took to destroy him and everything he loved. His mate hated him, his sister almost lost forever, his father murdered by his own hand and his wolf weak from the loss of the mate bond he was forced to sever. With a shaky breath he slid a hand down his face and turned to the mirror. His face was no longer deeply sunken in and his eyes looked less red and yellow. Mahina had given him some healing water and a good beating. It’s not to say he didn’t deserve it with all that he did but he could tell she was more so relieved he was alive. They were all they had now….so to speak.
He scoffed and turned from his pitiful reflection. His son…..his beautiful little boy. The last thing he had to remind him of his love. The witch made him destroy his ring….crafted in hellfire, bone and blood….their blood. He sniffed the air when he felt a new presence and turned almost falling over. There she was…the reason for his very existence….his first love….his absolute everything.
He tried to remember to breathe, but he swore she took his breathe away. It would be a small consolation for what he’s done. His dim green eyes took her in, as if it were to be his last day. How he wished he could hold her, kiss her, make love to her….but he didn’t deserve to even be in her presence. Clearing his throat he bowed in reverence and awaited for her to let him rise.
Dom smelled him and she slowly turned around in her seat. Her hair was much longer than she would normally have it. Her eyes very much dim and the color almost looked pale. She didn’t say anything for what felt like forever. Her eyes finally landed on him. The very being that broke her heart. The man she still loved so deeply till this day.
Dom would give anything just to hold him and tell him it’s ok, but she won’t. She didn’t want to let him in again. She couldn’t allow herself to be hurt again, no matter how hard it is for her. She found herself staring at him. His beautiful eyes still captivated her, he still gave her butterflies. This? This isn’t the man she loved, he was different. He lost that spark she loved the light in his eyes.
Dom cleared her throat and softly spoke. Her voice drastically changed. It didn’t hold the authenticity, the confidence, the determination it once had. It was weak and soft. “You can stand Jacob. Rome is getting more toys from his room.”
He stood as tall as he could then, almost stumbling over. He sighed trying to cover up the embarrassment as best he could but he knew it was useless. As always she knew, she always knew but this wasn’t an occasion for her to rush over to him and help.
This wasn’t a time for them to cover each other in their scents. God how he wished he could breed her….make her belly round with his pup once more.
Mine…
His eyes darted about looking for the source of the voice. “I’m sorry did….did you say something?” He whispered
“Oh yea the toys….would it be ok if I took him to get some stuff? We may go camping in the woods and I want to make sure he has enough pajamas and a water canteen. Are there any snacks or stuff you don’t want him to have yet?” He mumbled trying to hide his unease
Dom almost smirked at him stumbling. She almost smiled at how cute he looked when he was embarrassed. He still had that cute look on his face and Dom heart fluttered. She quickly looked away from him and she tapped her fingers. She started to chew the inside of her mouth as she started to become in distress. A stoic look graced her face once more and she cleared her throat.
Mania walked around, more like hobbles around the land of i between. A place where her and her mate would reside. A place mania once felt safe but she didn’t know what safe felt like. She sighed shaking her head at them. “Speak to him.” Her voice even weaker than Dom voice. Her eyes held bags even her pups had to help her up.
She looked at him and thought. “He is your son. You don’t have to ask me if you can take him shopping Jacob. I’m sure he will appreciate it. He can eat anything but dairy.” She didn’t mean for it to come off so harsh. So cold and distant but she couldn’t help it.
He shook his head a bit trying to regain his focus as she spoke. “Yea I know but I meant if you wanted me to cut back on sugar or something.” He hummed looking off to the side.
His hand felt as empty as his chest, the comforted weight of his ring no longer there and a pang hit him once again. He was used to the coldness she presented, he deserved much more than that but he would not complain. Clearing his throat he called to her attention once more. “We’re going to get fitted…for the wedding I mean.” He mumbled cursing internally at how foolish he sounded.
Dom didn’t know how to answer that question. “Ummm…no? I don’t think he should at this time. He doesn’t eat much sweets as is. He is obsessed with fruit snacks at the moment.” She spoke and stood up stretching. She sat back down and started to paint again. “Just make sure he goes to sleep at a reasonable time.”
After Dom finished talking she got lost in her thoughts as she painted what she felt. The picture was a dark sky with thunder and rain. But all of that was inside of an eye. The face that had the eye was smiling but the happiness seemed fake. She almost asked Jake to rate her painting like she always had, but she stopped herself. “What color are you two wearing?” She asked with her eyes on the canvas.
“Yea blame Mahina for that, she was craving them and breakfast nuggets for the entire week he was there last time. So I guess he got hooked, I should’ve stopped them.” He sighed clearing his throat.
His eyes flitted over to the painting and it was as though she was painting Rocky….almost. “Oh…” he started as he scratched the back of his head. “Well she wants him in your kingdom’s royal colors and his crown while I will be part of Winter’s court and wear our royal colors. So gray, black, and red are the colors we will be wearing. I think she mentioned that she will be coming over soon once she feels better. She wants you to meet the pups so they can get used to your scent and what not. They’re hybrid like her….” He rambled through trying to stay composed
Five years, it’s been five years since Dom and Jake broke up. Five years since he rejected his claim on her. Five years since her cousin kingdom went to shit and she left Dom alone. Dom had to cope while taking care of her son alone. Her brothers helped as much as she would allow them, but she was hurting.
Dom cried herself to sleep almost every night. In front of everyone she pretended like she was fine, but the once bright girl was a shell of herself. She didn’t want to be bothered most days and others she forced herself to work. Mania was doing far worst. Her once bright fire was nothing but a thick black smoke. She was at her weakest at her most valuable. She wasn’t strong enough to help Dom. She needed her mate she needed rocky, but she haven’t felt her mate in five years and she was worried the whole time. She knew he was weak but she barely had strength to even try to connect with him.
After a very heated discussion with her cousin Dom allowed Jake to see Rome. She was sitting on the couch as Rome ran excitedly,ready to see his father. He went upstairs to get more toys to show him leaving Dom to her thoughts alone. A knock on the door and Benny announced Jake being there. Dom couldn’t look at him she refused to. She started to paint once again not saying much. @lightoftheluna @jacobtheslayer (didn’t know which to tag so I tagged both)
Five years….five years is what it took to destroy him and everything he loved. His mate hated him, his sister almost lost forever, his father murdered by his own hand and his wolf weak from the loss of the mate bond he was forced to sever. With a shaky breath he slid a hand down his face and turned to the mirror. His face was no longer deeply sunken in and his eyes looked less red and yellow. Mahina had given him some healing water and a good beating. It’s not to say he didn’t deserve it with all that he did but he could tell she was more so relieved he was alive. They were all they had now….so to speak.
He scoffed and turned from his pitiful reflection. His son…..his beautiful little boy. The last thing he had to remind him of his love. The witch made him destroy his ring….crafted in hellfire, bone and blood….their blood. He sniffed the air when he felt a new presence and turned almost falling over. There she was…the reason for his very existence….his first love….his absolute everything.
He tried to remember to breathe, but he swore she took his breathe away. It would be a small consolation for what he’s done. His dim green eyes took her in, as if it were to be his last day. How he wished he could hold her, kiss her, make love to her….but he didn’t deserve to even be in her presence. Clearing his throat he bowed in reverence and awaited for her to let him rise.
Dom smelled him and she slowly turned around in her seat. Her hair was much longer than she would normally have it. Her eyes very much dim and the color almost looked pale. She didn’t say anything for what felt like forever. Her eyes finally landed on him. The very being that broke her heart. The man she still loved so deeply till this day.
Dom would give anything just to hold him and tell him it’s ok, but she won’t. She didn’t want to let him in again. She couldn’t allow herself to be hurt again, no matter how hard it is for her. She found herself staring at him. His beautiful eyes still captivated her, he still gave her butterflies. This? This isn’t the man she loved, he was different. He lost that spark she loved the light in his eyes.
Dom cleared her throat and softly spoke. Her voice drastically changed. It didn’t hold the authenticity, the confidence, the determination it once had. It was weak and soft. “You can stand Jacob. Rome is getting more toys from his room.”
He stood as tall as he could then, almost stumbling over. He sighed trying to cover up the embarrassment as best he could but he knew it was useless. As always she knew, she always knew but this wasn’t an occasion for her to rush over to him and help.
This wasn’t a time for them to cover each other in their scents. God how he wished he could breed her….make her belly round with his pup once more.
Mine…
His eyes darted about looking for the source of the voice. “I’m sorry did….did you say something?” He whispered
“Oh yea the toys….would it be ok if I took him to get some stuff? We may go camping in the woods and I want to make sure he has enough pajamas and a water canteen. Are there any snacks or stuff you don’t want him to have yet?” He mumbled trying to hide his unease
Dom almost smirked at him stumbling. She almost smiled at how cute he looked when he was embarrassed. He still had that cute look on his face and Dom heart fluttered. She quickly looked away from him and she tapped her fingers. She started to chew the inside of her mouth as she started to become in distress. A stoic look graced her face once more and she cleared her throat.
Mania walked around, more like hobbles around the land of i between. A place where her and her mate would reside. A place mania once felt safe but she didn’t know what safe felt like. She sighed shaking her head at them. “Speak to him.” Her voice even weaker than Dom voice. Her eyes held bags even her pups had to help her up.
She looked at him and thought. “He is your son. You don’t have to ask me if you can take him shopping Jacob. I’m sure he will appreciate it. He can eat anything but dairy.” She didn’t mean for it to come off so harsh. So cold and distant but she couldn’t help it.
He shook his head a bit trying to regain his focus as she spoke. “Yea I know but I meant if you wanted me to cut back on sugar or something.” He hummed looking off to the side.
His hand felt as empty as his chest, the comforted weight of his ring no longer there and a pang hit him once again. He was used to the coldness she presented, he deserved much more than that but he would not complain. Clearing his throat he called to her attention once more. “We’re going to get fitted…for the wedding I mean.” He mumbled cursing internally at how foolish he sounded.
Five years, it’s been five years since Dom and Jake broke up. Five years since he rejected his claim on her. Five years since her cousin kingdom went to shit and she left Dom alone. Dom had to cope while taking care of her son alone. Her brothers helped as much as she would allow them, but she was hurting.
Dom cried herself to sleep almost every night. In front of everyone she pretended like she was fine, but the once bright girl was a shell of herself. She didn’t want to be bothered most days and others she forced herself to work. Mania was doing far worst. Her once bright fire was nothing but a thick black smoke. She was at her weakest at her most valuable. She wasn’t strong enough to help Dom. She needed her mate she needed rocky, but she haven’t felt her mate in five years and she was worried the whole time. She knew he was weak but she barely had strength to even try to connect with him.
After a very heated discussion with her cousin Dom allowed Jake to see Rome. She was sitting on the couch as Rome ran excitedly,ready to see his father. He went upstairs to get more toys to show him leaving Dom to her thoughts alone. A knock on the door and Benny announced Jake being there. Dom couldn’t look at him she refused to. She started to paint once again not saying much. @lightoftheluna @jacobtheslayer (didn’t know which to tag so I tagged both)
Five years….five years is what it took to destroy him and everything he loved. His mate hated him, his sister almost lost forever, his father murdered by his own hand and his wolf weak from the loss of the mate bond he was forced to sever. With a shaky breath he slid a hand down his face and turned to the mirror. His face was no longer deeply sunken in and his eyes looked less red and yellow. Mahina had given him some healing water and a good beating. It’s not to say he didn’t deserve it with all that he did but he could tell she was more so relieved he was alive. They were all they had now….so to speak.
He scoffed and turned from his pitiful reflection. His son…..his beautiful little boy. The last thing he had to remind him of his love. The witch made him destroy his ring….crafted in hellfire, bone and blood….their blood. He sniffed the air when he felt a new presence and turned almost falling over. There she was…the reason for his very existence….his first love….his absolute everything.
He tried to remember to breathe, but he swore she took his breathe away. It would be a small consolation for what he’s done. His dim green eyes took her in, as if it were to be his last day. How he wished he could hold her, kiss her, make love to her….but he didn’t deserve to even be in her presence. Clearing his throat he bowed in reverence and awaited for her to let him rise.
Dom smelled him and she slowly turned around in her seat. Her hair was much longer than she would normally have it. Her eyes very much dim and the color almost looked pale. She didn’t say anything for what felt like forever. Her eyes finally landed on him. The very being that broke her heart. The man she still loved so deeply till this day.
Dom would give anything just to hold him and tell him it’s ok, but she won’t. She didn’t want to let him in again. She couldn’t allow herself to be hurt again, no matter how hard it is for her. She found herself staring at him. His beautiful eyes still captivated her, he still gave her butterflies. This? This isn’t the man she loved, he was different. He lost that spark she loved the light in his eyes.
Dom cleared her throat and softly spoke. Her voice drastically changed. It didn’t hold the authenticity, the confidence, the determination it once had. It was weak and soft. “You can stand Jacob. Rome is getting more toys from his room.”
He stood as tall as he could then, almost stumbling over. He sighed trying to cover up the embarrassment as best he could but he knew it was useless. As always she knew, she always knew but this wasn’t an occasion for her to rush over to him and help.
This wasn’t a time for them to cover each other in their scents. God how he wished he could breed her….make her belly round with his pup once more.
Mine…
His eyes darted about looking for the source of the voice. “I’m sorry did….did you say something?” He whispered
“Oh yea the toys….would it be ok if I took him to get some stuff? We may go camping in the woods and I want to make sure he has enough pajamas and a water canteen. Are there any snacks or stuff you don’t want him to have yet?” He mumbled trying to hide his unease
Five years, it’s been five years since Dom and Jake broke up. Five years since he rejected his claim on her. Five years since her cousin kingdom went to shit and she left Dom alone. Dom had to cope while taking care of her son alone. Her brothers helped as much as she would allow them, but she was hurting.
Dom cried herself to sleep almost every night. In front of everyone she pretended like she was fine, but the once bright girl was a shell of herself. She didn’t want to be bothered most days and others she forced herself to work. Mania was doing far worst. Her once bright fire was nothing but a thick black smoke. She was at her weakest at her most valuable. She wasn’t strong enough to help Dom. She needed her mate she needed rocky, but she haven’t felt her mate in five years and she was worried the whole time. She knew he was weak but she barely had strength to even try to connect with him.
After a very heated discussion with her cousin Dom allowed Jake to see Rome. She was sitting on the couch as Rome ran excitedly,ready to see his father. He went upstairs to get more toys to show him leaving Dom to her thoughts alone. A knock on the door and Benny announced Jake being there. Dom couldn’t look at him she refused to. She started to paint once again not saying much. @lightoftheluna @jacobtheslayer (didn’t know which to tag so I tagged both)
Five years….five years is what it took to destroy him and everything he loved. His mate hated him, his sister almost lost forever, his father murdered by his own hand and his wolf weak from the loss of the mate bond he was forced to sever. With a shaky breath he slid a hand down his face and turned to the mirror. His face was no longer deeply sunken in and his eyes looked less red and yellow. Mahina had given him some healing water and a good beating. It’s not to say he didn’t deserve it with all that he did but he could tell she was more so relieved he was alive. They were all they had now….so to speak.
He scoffed and turned from his pitiful reflection. His son…..his beautiful little boy. The last thing he had to remind him of his love. The witch made him destroy his ring….crafted in hellfire, bone and blood….their blood. He sniffed the air when he felt a new presence and turned almost falling over. There she was…the reason for his very existence….his first love….his absolute everything.
He tried to remember to breathe, but he swore she took his breathe away. It would be a small consolation for what he’s done. His dim green eyes took her in, as if it were to be his last day. How he wished he could hold her, kiss her, make love to her….but he didn’t deserve to even be in her presence. Clearing his throat he bowed in reverence and awaited for her to let him rise.
“Jacob Donnie King!” Dom yelled his name with a huge box in her hand. “JACOB!!! JACOB COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!” She screamed still carrying the large box in her hand. “KING!” She screamed.
“If I stand really still and don’t make a sound maybe she won’t find me” he whispered to himself as he stayed in his office finishing his work. He had taken a break not too long ago to finish Rome’s play room and to buy tickets to take him and Oran to the science and tech exhibit. He smelled her before he saw her and without looking up he grumbled. “Whatever it is I want no parts you miniature warlord.”
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She grinned and looked at him. “Eeeeh you asshole.” Her eyes lit up happily as she held the box. “Ok ok. Close your eyes.” She smiled happily bouncing up and down. “Close em. Close em. Close em!” She started do bounce faster beaming with joy and held the box. She stopped and placed it on his desk. “Open it open it!!!” She giggled looking at him bouncing.
“I’m oddly terrified about this but then again it’s you and it should be expected at this point.” He sighed as he stared at the box. Picking up his pen he reached forward and poked it waiting for something to pop out like the creature from the movie Aliens. When nothing happened he picked it up and shook it holding it to his ear. When nothing happened then, he sniffed it looking at her ominously. “Finally trying your new plan to kill me huh Pendragon?”
“DONT SHAKE IT!!” She looked terrified. “Just open it before he suffocates.” She spoke and she frowned and sucked her teeth. “Know what. Just close your eyes I’ll open it and give you it.” She spoke reaching for the box and mumbling. “Knock if you’re ok?.” There was a small knock and she tapped the box getting a tap back. She slowly opened it and placed it in his lap. What was in the box hugged Jake and smiled. “Taaadaaa:” she grinned happily. “It’s smuggles.”
His mouth dropped open and he shifted his gaze from her to the little creature. “…..you got me a hobbit???”
“I got you smegle.” She spoke and smiled. Said hobbit looked at her and face palmed. “Smeagle.” She hummed then nodded. “Smeagle.” She motioned to him and grinned. “Taaadaaaa.”
“You know he turns evil right?” He hums poking his belly. “Like really easily, and we have a son who loves to manipulate and is after world domination. Along with a godson who’s an evil genius and has a cloning machine. This is NOT going to end well!!!”
“I don’t know. I never watch the ring lords of gandolf.” She spoke completely butchering the name. She genuinely didn’t know the name and she wanted to read the books so she bought them. “And well if he turns evil I’ll just sit on him.” Sméagol looked at Dom then at Jake as if to ask him to save him.
“That’s not even….yea I’m not even going there plus you’re own bud.” He shrugged placing him down on his desk