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It's super effective
half of this website should learn this
Shut the fuck up
eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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Do you happen to know if Nichijou is getting a second season? :o
Nothing has been announced yet, but you never know!
If anything is announced, I'll definitely post it here!!
Should come any day now
Because Vampires can only sleep in sacred earth that has later been rendered unhallowed in some way - that is, specifically desecrated earth - the dissolution of the monasteries under Henry VIII Tudor and the concomitant iconoclasm and destruction of the Abbeys left England uniquely vulnerable to vampiric expansion due to a glut of ruined holy sites. In this essay I will
An average school kid crosses the street. A truck is about to hit him when suddenly Legally Not Superman swoops in and saves the kid from truck-induced death.
The truck driver is fine. The kid is fine. Legally Not Superman is proud at a job well done.
Shortly after, Legally Vague Fantasy Land finds itself doomed as the legendary hero that would save all never arrives.
This is the one downside to walkable cities. If we shift away from cars, moving people and cargo by trains and busses, the number of pedestrians killed in car accidents will go way down.
The impact on all these fantasy lands would be catastrophic. We may save the earth, but at the cost of thousands of other worlds falling to darkness because their destined hero never shows up
Okay but what about all the middle aged office workers dying of premature heart attacks? Can't they take up the slack?
This is why there's a big issue with questionably moral summoning rituals to forcibly turn civilians into Heros.
friend of mine has that as a concept for a story he'll probably never write. People around him understand the horror and it destroys them. The sole survivor is literally 'i don't get it' and walks away changed but unharmed.
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You can use them as matching icons! Credit me in your bio if you do, please! 🥰
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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
this reply is killing me
He Would Express Those Sentiments, But Not In That Vocabulary
He Does Not Fucking Talk Like That
This is about characters using 21st-century social justice lingo in the 1500s, but it is also about people making Aragorn say "kinda-sorta".
You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.
It’s not as exciting as it sounds, working at the pearly gates.
Sure, it’s satisfying to send the hypocrites and the assholes to hell. And it’s nice to see the ones who thought they were beyond redemption walk through into paradise.
So yeah, it has its perks. But not exciting. I mean, after the first million souls or so they all blur together, you know? You never get anything new. Animals all get sent right on through automatically and there’s nothing other then humans in our jurisdiction. Oh sure, there’s life other then humans. But that’s no my department.
I keep tads on humans on my lunch breaks. You’re a damn fascinating species, better then anything your “television” puts out. Although The Good Place was a little too relatable, I’ll give you guys that.
Anyway, one of my favorite things you guys came up with was the Space Race. I mean, what a nail biter! And it was so tense up until the end. Pity about those Apollo one guys, though. But I heard they got a kick out of watching the moon landing when it did happen.
Course, that sorta died down after a decade or so. Don’t know why you guys quit going to the moon.
And then you decided Mars was the place to be and started sending out all those rovers of yours. Not nearly as exiting as going yourselves, but as you all like to say, baby steps.
The rovers were surprisingly fun to watch. For mindless robots, they’ve got a lot of spunk. So I’d check in every once in while, but mostly I watched Earth. You guys had figured out how to work memes and it was a very amusing thing.
I was half way through a shift when it go here. I have no idea why none of the others I processed mentioned the thing, but death is confusing enough I guess.
It shouldn’t have been there. I want to make that clear, by no law of the universe should that thing have had a soul. You humans are where closer to making actual AI then you are sprouting wings. And you never even tried with this! Its job was to collect rocks!
And yet there is was, beeping up at me.
It didn’t look like a human soul. Or any other form of life that I had ever seen. It wasn’t damaged at all, or even afraid. That was the weirdest thing. You humans are always scared shitless by the time I see you. But this thing wasn’t. Even a little. It was just… curious. Like that’s all I could feel from it. Pure wonder.
I blinked a bit before flipping through my files, seeing if it was a new species or something. I found nothing, of course. Those idiots over in records never give us anything useful.
So I did the only thing I could do. I asked its name.
Now, you humans have come up with so many ways to say the same thing that I’ve had to learn a lot of languages to keep up. The newest was binary, which I never expected to actually need.
It came in handy, since that’s what the thing answered back in.
01001111 01110000 01110000 01101111 01110010 01110100 01110101 01101110 01101001 01110100 01111001
Opportunity.
I remembered that name. It had popped up in new reports regarding a Mars rover that went out of commission, sending the final message “my battery is low and its getting dark.” before dying.
Humanity had cried over it for a solid couple of days. You guys really like personifying objects.
But I had dismissed it as just that. But here it was. Waiting patiently for me to send it On.
I could just opened the gates and sent it through and put from my mind. Make the thing some else’s problem.
I didn’t.
I stood, crossed in front of my desk, and put out my hand to touch the strange soul.
Opportunity didn’t feel human. Nor animal. It felt…. simple. Calm.
I could feel an awearness of the love its chief engineer had felt for it. The pang of missing the workshop back on Earth where it had been built, during long nights on Mars.
It had dreamed. Dreamed of humans making it to Mars and finding it. Of it’s engineer taking it home and repairing it. Dreamed of exploring Earth as it had Mars.
I could purpose, and curiosity in its mission. Lonely as it was, it never doubted its purpose or resented its lot in life. It got to learn, and to see what had never been seen. What more could it ask for?
I could feel one tiny spec of fear. Near the end of its life, it realized it would never go home. Never see Earth or its engineer again. That it would die alone on Mars.
And like all things with a soul it did not want to die. It cried and mourned and begged to live. It was alive! It had a home and it wanted to go home! So badly did it want to go home.
But there was nothing to do, of course. Even its engineer, whom it loved so dearly, couldn’t reach Mars and bring Opportunity home.
It had watched one last sunset, and sent one last message.
A goodbye. And a plea to be mourned, if it could not be saved.
I withdrew my hand and looked over the soul. It looked up at me.
For the ones that I send upstairs, I take the form of whoever loved them most in life. I guess in that moment, I was in the form of an engineer at NASA. Opportunity seemed delighted to see me.
“Welcome home,” I gestured to the gates that swung slowly open behind me. “I missed you.”
It beeped out a single phase, 01001001 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110011 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111
I missed you too.
Before going forth, to explore the next life.
@marcholasmoth
I am crying at work over an opportunity robot fanfiction. Humans are incredible.
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What I thought Spy X Family was: two spies from opposing sides actually married with a child, each betraying their own government for the one they love (a la Spy Kids)
What Spy X Family actually is: two complete morons too stupid to see the other's very obvious suspicious behavior living with a telepathic chaos gremlin. Oh and the dog is psychic.
And it's great
I love that they're not really "too stupid" but both are so highly and *exclusively* trained in things that are Not Normal, that they see nothing wrong with each other's skill sets.
Lyod see's nothing wrong with Yor's ability to bench press a bus. that's just a thing that people can do in his world.
And Yor is utterly oblivious at Lyod's planning to superhuman levels, because she's a killing machine and it just Makes Sense that he can compartmentalize like that.
Meanwhile Anya's just thrilled to have superhero parents who love her.
And it's great.
Ship trope I’d love to see more of: “Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that’s a problem for future us. Right now we’re just trying to make it through the Plot.”
once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out
I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.
i redrew a meme that cemented itself in my brain in 2011
She so done she doesn't even use magic to lift the bottle.