books + music = life

I like reading and Taylor Swift so ya book/music quotes

[ruinedchildhood]

[tangedolium]

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

[cap-gamelamer-deactivated201311]

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

[epees]

by throwing it into the harbor

[seductivegirlcode101]

IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST

[pluginhybrad]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[gold-kushkloudz]

[literalliam-deactivated20161008]

that is exponential growth which is y=ab^x so you are wrong and you have failed

[taint3edcakes]

Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real. 

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing

[taint3edcakes]

[bigeisamazing]

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

[jacqueen09]

me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]

me: [sees cerberus]

me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup

cerberus: :D! :D! :D!

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name? 

[thejonymyster]

me: *wearing a ring*

guy: are you engaged?

me: engaged in combat *punches the guy in the face*

[jacqueen09]

The Signs as YA Tropes

Aries: Has the exact power for this exact moment to save the plot

Taurus: The innocent who deserves to live forever (but fate won’t allow it)

Gemini: Grayest of the grays since they themselves don’t quite know what side they’re on

Cancer: The grouch who somehow finds love interests to fawn over them

Leo: The chosen one who likes to point out the burden on their shoulders

Virgo: Thousand-year-old faerie who still looks hot and seventeen

Libra: Elusive, grey-bearded wise magic man who disappears at crucial plot points

Scorpio: Secondary, but cuter and cooler, love interest who probably ends up with someone better post-series anyway

Sagittarius: Accidental leader of the revolution against the dystopian totalitarian world

Capricorn: Super genius who thinks pointing out flaws is cute

Aquarius: Secret royal who, despite having no normal human contact for years, is a perfect ruler

Pisces: Brown haired, brown eyed, journal-writer who hides behind their hair

[jwetbghjy-deactivated20160613]

If someone is taken and you keep hitting on them you’re a piece of shit. 

If you’re taken and you hit on someone else you’re a piece of shit. 

If you have side guys/chicks you’re a piece of shit. 

Don’t cheat on your partners you piece of shit. 

[ragglefraggles-deactivated20161]

[beyoncevevo]

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

[hello2246164345-deact]

you’re homeschooled?

[beyoncevevo]

[throwtime]

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

[throwtime]

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

[swiftstrong]

Do you realize that no one cares about taylor swift

hey reblog this post if you care about taylor swift

[swiftstrong]

[nope-not-starbucks-lover-sw-blog]

Will always reblog this.

[elphiee-thropp]

Never have I ever seen this on my dash and not reblogged it.

[sojuniorhigh]

it’s a sin to not reblog this every time

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

When you’re discussing black injustice in class

and someone says “Not to sound racist but”

[feministkutti]

ok but white stereotypes don’t kill people. since when did not seasoning your food get you assaulted? since when did not knowing how to dance get you shot?

[jacqueen09]

finally someone said this 🙏🏾