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Jayce | 28 | he/him or she/her

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[you-are-another-me]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Nurse Shark

Ginglymostoma cirratum

[hotvampireadjacent]

Oh fuc yes I get a nurse shark

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[hawkesque]

[ponsukefan]

candy colored misery

the color of your mind

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[ceruleanheaven]

why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more

[rnismatch]

new years three wishes:

ability to feel wet things power to eat food through pictures

$30

blue tablesalt

[geigercuntter]

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

[jacynon]

twt broke now I have to complain here

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

bachelor is so stinky it's insane

[syavusik]

Look at him he doesn't fucking regret a thing

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[punkitt-is-here]

[hackedmotionsensors]

OOOOH big stretch!

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU