Jade-May

                                 currently stanning: Atomic Blonde                                                                                            UK                                                              IG|| @misanthropic._ 

[aestheticsmut]

Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde (2017)

[jade-may]

me: say sure

iNabbber: cher

me: no, sure

iNabber: cher

me: say shore

iNabber: shore

me: now say sure

iNabber: cher

me: sure

iNabber: cher

[cotyledonal]

Me: I don’t have a crush on Ariana Gra-

Ariana Grande: Imma wear a suit jacket surrounded by heavenly clouds

Me: fuck

[20dollarfalloutboy]

WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN YOU SAY WEDDING

[downbelowtheborder-deactivated2]

WEDDING

[panicatryan]

WEDDING

[20dollarfalloutboy]

YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG

[softheartselectricsouls]

THE POOR GROOM’S BRIDE IS A WHORE

[wildflowerhowell]

SHOTGUN

[petewentz-]

[animalbody]

Always reblog

[theprettyweeper]

I’ve only seen this in screenshots 😂

[jade-may]

lol im ready to fucking die ive had enough of this bs everything seems to be my fault now i cant make anybody happy

fuck

[jade-may]

welp

ive fallen back into a depressive mode

lol

[jade-may]

ayo im back fam

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

my last two brain cells at 3am

[caska-deactivated20200416]

[justcariii]

This is my new favorite video!!!!

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I FOUND IT

[sickfuture]

[brujitamala]

pass it on

[ethugs]

like for real, this is just a way for racists to be outwardly racist.

[throwspebblesatpeople]

oop CNN is not with the games

[swiftembers]

“I was a drummer first and that was kind of, what I wanted to do..”

[llovinghome]

[mareethequeen]

@just-a-little-taste

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[starrywishes]

Fall Out Boy wins the Viewer’s Choice Award & Patrick Stump gets attacked/carried away (X)

[plausiblewaffles-deactivated201]

Omfg I’ve seen the photo a thousand times but I’ve never seen the video so excited ahhhhhh

[cory-doctorow-deactivated3103201]

[princessrhcenyra]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[teenytinyfrog]