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Licking a popsicle a bit too passionately prank on the bllk men
Including: itoshi rin, itoshi sae, michael kaiser
Itoshi Rin:
Rin had you wrap your hand around his while on a walk outside. The streets were barely empty. Cars rushed on the side of the road beside us and some were parked infront of the convenience store. People rushing out with plastic bags over their arms and hands. It was busy at this time but rin always encouraged you to walk.
"can we get some ice cream?" You asked, jumping up and down in your path like a kid while rin glanced at you, "at this time of the night? You'll get a stomach ache." He said as he continued walking pass the store but you tugged onto his sleeve with a pout and puppy eyes, "so.. you don't love me anymore?"
"What- I didn't say that!- okay fine. Ugh whatever. I'll get you the.." He fumbled with his wallet, "damn.. icecream." He said, taking out a few hundred yen and you held his hand to guide you inside. That's when one of the most devilish ideas popped into your brain.
Hmmmmm... what if i..
He checks out the Popsicles you asked for, "this isn't even ice cream" He said, unwrapping his own while he tilts his head to the side to grab a bite. Yes, he bites the ice cream. He pauses, taking a good look at the way you so passionately lick your popsicle. Tounge sliding down, then back up, and then the drip? It falls down your chin, and you lick it with your tounge.
He cleared his throat, "Just bite it. You look like you're struggling." He said, the two of walked at the same time back to his place where you came from. "It gives me a brain freeze," you giggled and he blinked, biting out his ice cream.
He glances at you one more time, "I wonder if I could take it all in" rins cheeks were pink at this point. "Um.." He presses his lips in a thin line. "I think you should eat your when we get home." He said, voice seemed concerned but embarrased. You tilted your head innocently, "Why?" You looked him straight into his eyes, giving him those doe eyes while you took an innocent drag of your tounge against the popsicle. Rin stiffened, but he leaned down to your ear, "you look like your giving the popsicle a blowjob" He said boldly.
You coughed, you didn't expect him to say it so directly, "how- you're such a perv!!" Your cheeks flushed. Rin shrugged, "im not a pervert for noticing things. You're not very subtle you know." He said with a furrow of his brows. Your grin turned into a pout "it didn't work huh?"
"I know you're doing it on purpose. Did you just not want to ask?" Rin raised a brow and you choked, "hey!! That's not true--" "yeah right, I mean you'll get it anyway" He said, walking further away from you and his words registered in your mind minutes later. Your cheeks turned red.
Itoshi sae:
"Um what are you doing?" Sae questioned, his phone which was previously in his hands was now on his lap as he glanced at you with a particularly deadpanned expression, as usual. The popsicle packet which consisted of about 4 different flavours, you had the vanilla white colored one in your mouth, licking it up and down. "Im eating." You replied innocently.
"Uh huh.." He trailed off staring at you as you opened your mouth wide and tried to fit the whole thing in, "ahh.. its really too big. I can't handle too much in my mouth." You sighed like a damsel in distress. Sae blinked for a moment scooted over closer to you "Just try a bit harder, it'll fit." He said, adjusting your chin a bit. He knew what game you were playing and decided to beat you on it.
You puckered your lips, opened your mouth and put it in like he instructed you to. "Yeah, stick your tounge out a bit." He said calmly, glancing at you, Your cheeks turned visibly red.
"What? If you can't even take this much imagine how hard it would be to take my cock--" you gave up and smacked him for saying that. "Hey!! It was only upto a point!!" You frowned.
Michael kaiser:
He preferred reading in silence or when someone wasn't there. And if someone was there he'd hope that they would pretend they aren't there by not breathing, not seeing, not hearing, not saying, so that nothing could disturb him. Kaiser glanced at you, you weren't talking or breathing too loud. But what you were doing made him pull his glasses off.
"I get only fifteen minutes free before a second match on my third hour of being awake, and this is what you do when I'm free?" He asked, like he was mocking you but you only continued, letting that vanilla drip down your chin to your neck, and down to your collar bones. Melting slowly till it slides into your shirt and relaxes inside your hardened tits.
Kaiser leans back when you only tilt your head in confusion "what's that supposed to mean? I'm just eating. Want me to starve?" You asked sarcastically. Kaiser huffed loudly, but he placed his book down. You licked the popsicle from its tip, like a cat, "enjoying?" He asked, getting up from his seat and walking up towards you.
You tensed up visibly. "Yeah, thank you for buying me this" you smiled sweetly, leaning up to kiss his cheek which he by the way didn't wash for a whole week after that. He nods slowly, just standing before you, "so you just wanna suck my dick?" He asked boldly making you choke. He laughed lightly. "Um...??? No?? I'm literally only eating a popsicle-- leave me alone-" he rolls his eyes at your cheap explanation. "Save it, get on your knees. I know you." He said simply, you looked at him in shock and embarrassment. "You were doing that on purpose" He signaled at your mouthing to the popsicle. You shook your head, "w-whaaaaaat?? No way--" "just get down, schatz I don't have all day." He pulls his hair back. "I've been wanting some release too yknow." He seats himself down next to you.
Before you know it you're on your knees, leaning down south and he chuckles lightly, "got you didn't I?" He grins. Your cheeks flushed "whatever. You fell for it."
You were at the store, nothing unusual, just shopping for some groceries and a few other things for your daily breakfast and some snacks.
You were almost done your shopping as you rolled along your cart, looking at the aisles of stuff to your right and your left.
So you pulled out your long paper list of things you needed and your eyes fell to the bottom of it.
All you needed was some strawberry jam for breakfast. Heading down that aisle, you looked around.
"There it is!"
There it was, on a pretty high shelf though. Better to get some help then try jumping up a dozen times to bring it to the edge.
Then you spotted someone, they looked pretty tall. A little awkward to approach anyways but you asked anyways.
"Hey! Excuse me, could you help me get that jam off from the top shelf?"
You spoke to the man, he looked quite...noticeable? You could call it that. He did look around your age too.
His hair was blond with thin side bangs at the front that were dipped in pink at the tips, same with the rest of his hair. His lashes were the same shade of blond and prominent.
He did look kinda hot but scary all at once.
He turned to you and let out a hum.
"Sure~"
You watched as he lifted the jam from the top shelf...But it got awkward.
He looked at the jam, then back at you...and then walked away.
"Thanks for showing me~"
Was he serious? He took it for himself? And even worse, it was the last one. Great.
"I guess blueberry jam could do." You mumbled quietly to yourself as you picked up a jar of blueberry jam, the same brand as the strawberry one you wanted.
After shopping for everything you needed you went to check it out. There wasn't much so it was pretty quick.
Everything went smoothly, other than that weirdo.
Just as you were about to leave with your cart filled with bags, the cashier stops you.
"Wait! Someone left something for you, miss! Something about giving this?"
He handed the jar of strawberry jam that the guy from before took, and with it was a thin slip of paper with a phone number it. Under it was written: "Your welcome, pretty~ Call me"
You couldn't help the blush lightly creeping up on your cheeks, and quickly thanked the cashier before turning and leaving.
Well that sure is one way to meet someone.
"ohno, where did i drop my ring..?" you murmured softly to yourself, looking down at your hand which was now lacking the precious diamond engagement ring sae had gotten you.
you began looking everywhere in your shared bedroom: underneath the bed, in the walk-in closet, in the master's bathroom, all to no avail.
at last, you figured it had probably slipped off your finger when you were watching tv earlier, so you stepped out of the bedroom and headed to the living room. there, you noticed sae manspreading on the couch, speaking into his phone with a rather irritated expression.
not wanting to distract him, you quietly made your way in front of him and dropped down to your knees. the moment his teal eyes, tinged with confusion, locked onto yours, you gave him a little smile and pressed your finger to your lips, trying to keep your volume down to a considerate level.
"shh..." you whispered, tying your hair up into a ponytail.
the older itoshi's eyebrows shot up just slightly, indecent thoughts starting to fog his mind. he leaned back against the couch, one arm draped around its back, and spread his legs a tad bit wider to give you more... access.
how sweet of him, you thought- he was making space for you so you're able to look under the couch properly.
you quickly crouched down and looked underneath the couch, your cheek ghosting over the floor. no more than a second later, you found your pretty ring, its jewel glistening.
you grabbed it, slipped it onto your finger, then straightened up. you flaunted your adorned hand to sae with a sheepish giggle, tapping the ring.
he furrowed his brows. weren't you going to..?
"found it," you whispered again, "i thought i lost it." you stood up and blew him a kiss in the air before running away to give him privacy, oblivious to the state you'd left him in.
"what...? oh." he impatiently blinked at the spot where you'd just been, then scratched his nape with his other hand. he let out a deep sigh and stood up from his seat.
"call me back later," he interrupted the money-grubbing man on the other end of the line. "i got something to deal with."
he ended the call and set his phone on the coffee table, then made his way towards the bedroom.
HII i loved the “rizz? what is that?” post so i was thinking if it were the other way around, like the reader saying a suggestive pick-up line but they don't really know the double meaning and think it's something innocent ( I hope I explained it well... )
“𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐝”
a/n: YESSS i gotchu bae
ft. isagi yoichi, kaiser michael, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, shidou ryusei, bachira meguru
isagi yoichi
“yoichi… if i were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds? 😄🍉”
isagi nearly dies. he literally chokes on AIR.
he jolts, grabs the table, and stares at you like you just said the word “orgy” in front of his mom. “wait. WHAT?”
you just smile like it’s a hallmark commercial. “i saw it on pinterest! i thought it was, like… romantic and unique!”
yoichi’s whole soul is leaving his body. he’s making mental deals with god.
“baby. baby. are you serious? do you know what you just asked me?”
you blink. “if you’d spit or swallow… my watermelon seeds?”
“… you’re so cute. and so scary.”
he’s genuinely sweating. googles it while you’re not looking to make sure it’s not that dirty and then cries harder when it is.
writes it down in his notes app under: “things she says that accidentally send me into heat.”
kaiser michael
you’re cuddling in bed, scrolling on your phone when you turn and say, “mihya… are you a drill? because you’ve been filling my holes in all day 🥰”
kaiser freezes. just STOPS functioning. he looks like he’s buffering.
“what did you just say to me?”
“you know, like emotional holes! the gaps in my life? you're healing me~ 💗”
he sits up like he's in a courtroom. “sweetheart. i’m begging you to never say that in public.”
you’re like “wait why? is it weird?”
he snorts so hard he almost pulls a muscle. “you basically said i’ve been going jackhammer mode on you 24/7.”
“JACK–??”
“no no no don’t backtrack now. it’s canon. i’m a drill. i’m the drill of your life.”
starts flexing his biceps every time you walk into the room like “you ready for construction time, princess?”
you can’t live this one down. not ever.
itoshi rin
“rin… are you a light switch? because every time I see you, you turn me on 😄”
rin stops moving entirely. he’s halfway through opening the spice drawer and just… goes still.
his eyes shift to you slowly. his soul already leaving his body. “… what?”
“you know. like… you light up my world or whatever 💡🧡”
he just stares. blinking hard. he’s trying to decide if he’s dreaming or if you actually just said the one thing that makes his cold little heart short-circuit.
“you just said i turn you on.”
you hum. “because you’re sweet and nice and warm like a light switch!!”
“light switches aren’t warm. also, that means… something else.”
“… like what.”
he doesn't answer. he just drags a hand down his face and walks out of the room in pure emotional panic.
he spends the next 30 minutes reading a psychology forum on whether you said it on purpose or if you're just a menace wrapped in sunshine.
spoiler: he thinks you're both. and he's obsessed with you.
itoshi sae
“sae, are you a good parking spot? because you’re hard to find… and i wanna put it in you 😚”
sae spits out his drink.
he blinks. once. twice. then stares at you.
“… what did you say?”
“you’re a good parking spot!” you repeat, smiling, “you know, rare. and everyone wants to find you.”
“and put it in me?”
“uh huh!! the car, duh!”
he looks at you like you just committed treason. “you do realize people say ‘put it in’ in an entirely different context, right?”
you freeze. “like… sex?”
he nods solemnly. “exactly like that.”
you shriek and fall backward off the couch while sae is just sipping his tea with the SMUGGEST grin ever.
he’ll bring it up forever. at the most inappropriate times.
“this place is crowded. might not be able to put it in.”
you scream every time.
nagi seishiro
“sei… do you like starbursts? because i’m gonna let you unwrap me 😋”
nagi tilts his head. he’s laying on your lap and you just said the most sexually charged sentence known to man with the innocent tone of a cartoon bunny.
“unwrap you… like a snack?”
“yeah! like a candy 🥰”
“you know you just told me to take your clothes off, right?”
you blink. “wait. NO. THAT’S NOT– wait, IS THAT WHAT IT MEANS??”
he rolls over to hide his grin. “too late, now i’m imagining it.”
“sei–”
“can’t unhear it. you said it. it’s law.”
he starts looking up starburst-flavored body lotions.
texts reo: “she said i can unwrap her. i think this is what love is.”
mikage reo
“reo, if you were a vegetable… you’d be a cute-cumber! 🥒”
he freezes. deadass mid-moisturizer. “… you said what?”
“cute-cumber!!”
“you said that to my face. in my skincare room. with GOD watching.”
you pause. “wait… did it mean something else?”
he goes to the urban dictionary. you read it. you gasp. “THAT’S ILLEGAL.”
reo is dying laughing. “you thought you were being sweet. meanwhile, i just had a full-blown spiritual crisis.”
starts writing it on sticky notes and putting them on the fridge.
you walk into the kitchen: “stop putting ‘cute-cumber’ post-its next to your protein powder.”
“i’m a man of pride.”
shidou ryusei
“ryu… are you made of cake? because i wanna eat you from the inside out 😋🍰”
shidou short-circuits. he yells. “HUHHHH??” so loud it scares the neighbor’s cat.
he starts pacing. throws his shirt off. flops onto the couch like he’s in a romcom-induced coma.
“no way. NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT.”
you blink. “what? it’s a compliment! because you’re sweet!”
he sits up. “baby…you just said you wanna devour me carnally.”
“CARNALLY??”
“YEAH!! like you want me for dessert in a porno.”
you throw the popsicle stick at him. “I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT CAKE!!”
he’s cracking up. recording this whole conversation for future blackmail.
posts a story captioned: “she wants me like cake. i’m so back.”
bachira meguru
“meguru… are you a campfire? because you’re hot and I want s’more 🏕️”
bachira makes the most dramatic gasp. hands to his chest. “you wanna WHAT??”
“have s’more of you!! like s’mores!! because you’re so warm and toasty and–”
“NOPE. TOO LATE. i’m now imagining us naked in a tent.”
“MEGURU STOP 😭”
he immediately gets all giggly and chaotic, poking your cheek with a marshmallow. “you said it. i’m hot. and you want more of me. that means i’m the main course.”
he starts calling you “campfire girl” and buys you a plush s’more with googly eyes on it.
whispers “you want s’more, huh?” every time he pulls you into a hug.
you live in a never-ending loop of regret. he lives in bliss. everyone else suffers.
hihi can i request how the media would react if they found out the bllk boys were married (itoshi brothers, kaiser, and whoever else you want)
ty, have a good day/night
“#𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐲𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬”
a/n: this is a whole new idea and i love it! also thank you, have a good day/night as well!!!
a/n #2: who let them get married (and how do i get that lucky)
ft. itoshi rin, itoshi sae, kaiser michael, isagi yoichi, bachira meguru, mikage reo, nagi seishiro, karasu tabito
itoshi rin
the world stops spinning when it leaks that rin married you. nobody can compute it. no one.
he’s trending #1 globally with hashtags like #rinwifereveal #iceprincetaken.
confused fans everywhere are asking the real questions: “how did he propose if he only speaks in death threats?”
old clips of rin ignoring interviewers go viral again: “this man?? THIS MAN found a WIFE???”
his agency posts a really dry statement like: “itoshi rin is married. he will continue his professional activities as usual.”
the comments are gold – you getting praised like some mythological heroine: “if you married rin itoshi and lived to tell the tale, you deserve a national holiday.”
when asked about you at a press conference, rin’s response is peak rin: “it’s none of your business.”
but people notice he wears his wedding ring 24/7 and once smiled (barely) when someone said “your wife,” and fans LOST it.
you are now officially worshiped as the woman who melted the glacier.
itoshi sae
the media genuinely thinks it’s a typo when they find out sae married you. like itoshi sae??? able to love someone other than a soccer ball??? there’s no way he had the social skills for marriage.
headlines are so petty: “itoshi sae ties the knot: sources unsure if he even likes people.”
the sports tabloids zoom into old clips of him smirking mid-match like: “he must’ve been thinking about his wife 🫢”
memes explode overnight:
“you: babe, can you smile for the wedding pics?
sae: raises one eyebrow slightly”
your first public sighting together is chaotic. he’s pushing a grocery cart with a dead-eyed look while you’re happily picking snacks.
paparazzi snap a blurry photo, and boom: “breaking: itoshi sae domesticated.”
he literally never posts you (for privacy reasons), but when you post a picture of him cuddling you while half-asleep, fans combust: “WAIT he’s a softie for her ONLY???? iconic behavior.”
kaiser michael
he announces your marriage like a mic drop. the german media especially loses their minds.
posts a wedding photo with you on instagram, captioned: “still undefeated. married the hottest woman alive.”
media outlets around the world are scrambling to write articles fast enough.
magazines call you "the only trophy kaiser cares about.”
he does interviews where he says stuff like: “yeah, she’s my best win yet.”
every fan either: 1) cries about losing their delusions, or 2) makes memes of you carrying kaiser bridal-style after his matches.
during games, opponents will yell at him: “your wife’s watching, pretty boy!”
and kaiser just smirks, scores, and points to you in the stands like he’s in a movie.
you literally make him even cockier. he’s insufferable. but also hot about it.
isagi yoichi
the media basically short-circuits when they find out you’re married to him. like, nice boy next door isagi? married already???
they treat it like a scandal: “in today’s shocking development, yoichi isagi – japan’s golden boy – is officially off the market. hearts across the world have shattered.”
twitter is in absolute shambles: “NO WAY isagi’s MARRIED. i thought he was married to FOOTBALL 😭”
and you? you’re just living your best life, chilling while isagi is out here holding your hand proudly at press events like you’re his MVP.
he’s answering interviews all starry-eyed: “yeah! i love my wife! she’s the real reason i win games.”
you even get your own nickname in the press: "japan’s first lady of football.”
whenever you post a picture together, comments are like: “she’s the real endgame. we lost, but we lost to a queen 😭👑”
bachira meguru
everyone immediately falls in love with you, too. like, duh. you’re the perfect match for chaotic sunshine incarnate.
bachira’s announcement? just a pic of you both wearing matching crocs, captioned: “leveled up 💍🎮💖”
every comment is crying about how cute it is.
fans imagine the proposal like: “if i score 3 goals today, will you marry me? 😜”
he makes finger hearts at you from the field. sometimes he even dabs after scoring because you dared him to.
sports anchors have to explain “dab celebrations” on national TV now because of you two.
people call you “his player 2” and it’s so iconic that a brand tries to sponsor you both for matching gamer jerseys.
mikage reo
the media is CONVINCED it was some sort of billionaire merger. tabloids lose their minds speculating about your “secret heiress” identity.
but really? you’re just you. you married reo because he’s a clingy, golden retriever boy that genuinely loves you and treats you well.
he’s so defensive about it in interviews: “it’s not about money!! she’s literally perfect, end of discussion.”
still, fans are clowning: “reo mikage gave up his entire inheritance for his wife. love wins 😭”
reo keeps trying to pretend your life together is “normal” but then slips up like: “yeah, we took the jet to brunch lol.”
you constantly remind him not to flex, but it’s a losing battle. he just loves spoiling you too much.
he wears his wedding ring loudly like it’s a flex on single people.
nagi seishiro
no one is surprised. like, yeah. obviously nagi would get married to his first love.
he reposts a wedding pic you posted because he can’t be bothered making his own announcement.
interviewers ask, “what made you want to settle down?” and he goes: “she’s comfy. i love her.”
fans sob at the simplicity: “nagi just EXISTED and found true love while i’m out here struggling 😭”
you are considered the ultimate cozy queen by the fanbase.
nagi refers to you as “home” and it’s so casually romantic that everyone melts.
he basically just plays games, cuddles you, and naps, living the dream.
karasu tabito
he trolls the entire internet with your marriage reveal.
he posts: “sorry ladies, taken for life 💍🤪” with the hashtag #wifedup.
every comment is roasting him: “you????? married?????? how???”
no one believes him. not until you both post matching wedding rings with the caption: “teamwork makes the dream work 🫶”
sports reporters really don't know if it’s real or just karasu being karasu.
but it doesn’t change the fact that you and karasu become an iconic couple overnight.
karasu’s new favorite hobby is pretending to be a “wife guy” on twitter for clout. like he’ll fake cry on twitter about missing “the single life” while literally posting pictures of you two cuddling under captions like: “can’t go out tonight, gotta watch kdramas with my wife 💔”
fans call you "the MVP who finally fouled karasu’s heart.”
somehow you two are both chaotic and goals at the same time.
though media outlets are still confused whether to take him seriously because karasu’s like a walking clickbait article: “is he joking? is he not? find out on the next episode of karasu being karasu.”
i’ve been wanting to request so bad but i have 12 hours of school a day🙁. finally got the chance bc of a saturday so i want to request a rin x reader.
basically rin and reader are married. rin gets in an accident and looses his memories of his time with reader. when his parents tell him he’s married he FREAKS OUTT. he says he wants to divorce but gets interrupted when reader arrives and he falls in love with her at first sight (again) and he acts super flustered when his parents tell she’s his wife.
“𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭”
a/n: I LOVEEE THIS TROPE/PLOT SO MUCH
i apologize if rin seems ooc, but like... it's YOU he's flustered over and allat
rin didn’t know what hurt more – the pounding headache, or the way his chest constricted every time someone asked, “do you remember?”
he didn’t.
he remembered his name. he remembered his parents. he remembered how many goals he scored last season. but everything else, the flashes of something soft, of someone laughing at his side, the smell of strawberries on his hoodie, it was like chasing smoke.
“you’re married, rin,” his mother said gently, her fingers clutching the sleeve of her coat. “you’ve been married for a little over a year.”
“what?” he shot upright, ignoring the way his IV tugged slightly. “married?! no. no way. absolutely not.”
his father sighed like he saw this coming.
“don’t joke like that,” rin muttered, visibly uncomfortable. “why the hell would i be married? who did you even let me marry?”
“someone who loves you,” his mother snapped, glaring now. “and someone you loved enough to propose to with a ring you hid in your sock for three days.”
rin looked like someone just told him he’d willingly eaten a tomato. “nope. nope. i want a divorce.”
“you can’t just say that–” his father started.
“watch me.”
he flung off the blanket dramatically, then winced because he forgot about his leg cast. “whoever she is, she’s probably sweet and soft-spoken and wears those cutesy earrings that make me want to die. i probably write her poems or some shit. gosh, am i down bad? tell me i’m not down bad.”
“you’re down bad,” his mother said flatly.
“i’m gonna be sick.”
“you have a type,” his father added unhelpfully.
“what kind of type?”
“she teases you. calls you rinnie. makes you eat vegetables.”
“stop talking.”
and just as he was about to spiral deeper into his identity crisis, the door opened.
rin’s mouth parted.
you stepped in with a grocery bag in your hands, looking a little rushed, a little worried, and a lot like you belonged right there, beside him. your hair was slightly messy, your shirt too big, and there was a band-aid on your thumb from what looked like a kitchen mishap.
but to rin, you were beautiful.
you were the kind of beautiful that made his ears go red, his brain short-circuit, and his hand instinctively reach up to fix his hair.
“hey,” you breathed, smiling so gently it made something ache in him. “how’re you feeling?”
“uh.”
oh no.
“you okay?”
“you’re…” he swallowed, face rapidly turning pink. “hi.”
you blinked. “hi?”
“who–” he cleared his throat, avoiding his parents’ curious eyes. “who are you?”
you froze for a second. his mother stepped in, “this is your wife, rin.”
he promptly choked on air. “wife?!”
you blinked again. “... do you not remember me?”
“no, no, i don’t, but like– wait, you’re my wife?” he stared at your hand, then his own, like a wedding ring might appear and smite him.
“yes,” his mother said, watching him with poorly hidden amusement. “and you were just asking to divorce her five minutes ago.”
“i– WHAT– NO, I–”
he turned to you, mortified. “i didn’t mean that! i didn’t know you were– i thought you were gonna be– i mean, you are– but not in a bad way–”
you raised a brow. “what did you think i’d be like?”
he immediately shut up. you looked at him for a long moment. then walked over and sat beside his bed, folding your arms.
“so. you want to divorce me?”
“no!” he said a bit too fast. “gosh, no. i mean– i don’t know you, technically. but also i feel like i do? like i saw you and my heart went boom and now i’m sweating and i don’t know what i’m saying anymore.”
his face was burning. he looked like a kicked puppy. “please don’t hate me.”
you tried to bite back your grin. “i could never hate you, rinnie.”
he groaned and flopped back into the pillows. “oh my gosh, you do call me that. i’m doomed.”
you leaned over and tucked a piece of hair out of his face. his eyes widened like he couldn’t believe you were allowed to touch him like that.
“so…” you whispered. “you fell in love with me again?”
“don’t say it like that,” he mumbled, cheeks flushed. “you make it sound like i’m in a romance drama.”
“but you are, love.”
he blinked. “you called me love.”
“you like when i call you love.”
his ears went red.
“you’re evil,” he muttered, covering his face with his hands. “you’re my type exactly and i hate it.”
you giggled, brushing your fingers against his knuckles. “i’ll reintroduce myself properly, if you’d like.”
he peeked at you through his fingers. “yeah,” he said quietly. “please do.”
so you did.
and two weeks later, when rin still hadn’t remembered anything. but was suddenly insisting you share his bed because “you always used to sleep here, right?”, his mother just smiled knowingly.
“what?” rin snapped.
“nothing,” she hummed. “just watching you fall in love with your wife all over again.”
“shut up.”
“he totally is,” you whispered, smug.
“you shut up, too.”
“you’re blushing again.”
“divorce,” he hissed, hiding his face in your shoulder.
but he held your hand tighter, like he never wanted to let go.
Playing a prank on the blue lock men by leaning down when they're manspreading as if you're about to give them head but you're really just picking something off the ground.
Featuring: isagi yoichi, rin itoshi, kaiser michael, sae itoshi.
Itoshi Rin:
After seeing this trend, you puckered up your lips and squinted your eyes, glancing at your boyfriend who sat on the bed of his apartment watching a soccer game on television. You had acquired your target and locked up.
Rin was very focused on the TV screen, his eyes didn't move from there and he tapped the remote every once in a while to pause and write something down in his notebook, whilst munching on some snacks on the table infront of him. He's so focused it's almost cute. Then there was you, you had noticed one of his pens down right next to his foot.
Your plan went into action, you stretched very nonchalantly and got off your place on the couch. He didn't pay you any attention, continued writing, you took it as a sign to keep going.
You went down on your knees, he turned his eyes down and he froze for a moment when he saw you right in between his legs, your hair tickled the cloth on his thigh. His breath hitched but he prepared himself, leaning back slightly. "Y/n.." he breathed out. He even closed his eyes.. but he didn't feel your hands anywhere or.. your mouth so he flickers his eyes and peeks but when he doesn't see you down there anymore he blinks in confusion and slight irritation.
"Sorry about that, you dropped your pen." And you placed it down to his desk. He blinked slowly, "right.." murmured but he'd never admit he thought you were going to do something else.
Isagi Yoichi
He's sitting on his bed while he's doing something random. He said he wanted to cure his boredom and get interested in anything small that doesn't involve soccer. It was an experiment of his to see if he's really obsessed with soccer that he won't play or involve soccer in everything.
You were sat beside him, helping him out with the art he was doing, applying paint on his brushes as he tried to paint on a canvas for the first time and yes it looked like shit. You were.. increasingly bored. You didn't want to watch paint dry, literally. Do you came up with a plan. A master plan.
You accidently drop the paintbrush right next to isagis manspread. You lean down, and isagi flinches but he looks down at you "whats wron-" the words die in his throat when you pull your hair back and glance up at him.
"O-oh okay.. um.." He immidently turns red, leans back and places a hand on top of your head but he almost whimpers when you lean your head south. And you grab the paintbrush. He freezes. In embarrassment.
"Uh- you- what--" He stammered unable to form coherent words. And you just smiled innocently "I dropped this." You hung up the paintbrush.
Sae Itoshi
Sae was really tired, he had countless meetings with different managers to arrange different matches with him. So when he returned home to his cute girlfriend he just sat down on the couch like a dead body. An exasperated sigh leaves his mouth but he doesn't calk you, he's too tired to.
You return to the living room, offer him some water as you glance at his dead body. You knew he was tired and exhausted but.. you really wanted to have some quality time!!! So you tried everything.
From "how was work?" And he replies with a deadpanned expression "don't ask." And you smiled because you had no fucking idea if you were supposed to ask him again after that. "Want some water?" You asked him with a slightly concerned expression and he blinked "no.. thanks." WHAT NOW?!
SO you pulled the ultimate move.
The ultimate attention giver.
You had a piece of food under the bed from the takeout you ordered when sae was out. So you decided to do it. You got on your knees right infront of him and he gave the subtlest of a reaction but he spread his legs a little bit more.
His eyes were half lidded as he undid the first button of his shirt. "You couldve given me a warning or something, love." He murmured in a deep voice but you just looked up after collecting that piece, "Huh? What?" You acted all confused and sae seemed just as confused.
"Drop the act." He would urge you as you got on your feet again. But he pulled you closer by the collar, "really? A prank like that after I'm so exhausted?" He sighs. "Get on your knees" He shakes his head in slight annoyance but a little bit cocky. Your cheeks turned pink but you complied anyway.
We all know what happens after that.
Michael Kaiser.
He had his glasses on as he read some book with full attention.
When the attention should really be on you!!
He didn't even compliment you after you dressed up so prettily to come and visit his apartment. So naturally you had to resort to other means.
While he's distracted by the essence of his book, his hand circles around your head like he's patting your head, just enough to let you know my book is important so I'm gonna only pat your head.
You decided its time to use the onlt way you could to get his attention. You bent down, kneeling before him, pulling your hair back and he raises a brow, "mm? Such a good girl I didn't even have to ask--" and not even in a moment you got up and sat back down with a normal expression except with an eraser in your hand. "Huh?" You tilted your head "what are you on?" You asked again.
Kaiser blinked once twice "I thought you..." He licked his lower lip. "Nevermind.." He didn't wanna bruise his ego by mentioning he expected you to suck. But after this prank he got a lot more touchy with you. In the end, he got that blow job anyways.
Pairing: Sae Itoshi x fem!reader
Warning: Fluff + Slight maturity
Synopsis: Your husband's slightly perverted side is hidden behind his oh-so serious face, and only you know it
You have always had one thought in mind when it came to Sae:
He was truly a pervert blessed with having a stoic face.
If he looked like any other pervert, he would've been considered a creep, like Shidou.
It has been more than enough times that when you were washing dishes he decides to walk through and give your butt a quick glance, before "getting something" from the fridge.
And he does so while being completely normal about it. That same expression that just gives off a sassy "What do you want?"
That look that gives off "Are you serious?" vibes even though he's the one doing something.
Most of the time he genuinely comes by you to get something or it's just an excuse to get a look at your behind.
He especially likes it when your feeling a little playful and sit on his lap. He doesn't say he likes it but he doesn't complain either.
Sae isn't the kind of person to express his love with clear and often romantic gestures, but when he does, it really brings out his soft and loving or his perverted side.
You were in the kitchen, washing the dishes after dinner.
Thats when Sae came by casually, not bothering you as you cleaned.
He came down from his room to get his phone that he left on the counter. And that gave him the perfect chance to take a look.
Just before he exited the kitchen, he took a quick glance towards your behind, his eyes, trailing down from your lower back to your butt.
You didn't realize it yet, but just as you noticed he was still behind you, you turned around to get a look at what he was doing.
As soon as you did he quickly composed himself, and right when you saw him, he began walking out.
Slick isn't he?
But you love him with all your heart.
And he feels the same, with a fondness for his favorite part of you, your kind heart, beauty.
And butt.
I guess you cant change a habits, especially when it's Sae.
Pairing: Bachira Meguru x fem!reader
Warning: Fluff
Synopsis: Right after the U-20 match you confess to him on the field, only to find out he was just about to do the same
Bachira didn't have many friends when he was younger, being bullied for the way he looked and acted. But once you befriended him, he felt like the luckiest person in the world.
You were just as talkative, bubbly and energetic as him. Most importantly, you were always by each others side.
Now here you were, sitting in the stadium after watching the U-20 match against Bluelock. You were cheering your loudest along with the crowd once Bluelock was announced winner. The team your best friend was on.
Right after the game once everyone was exiting the stadium and the teams were leaving the field, you saw Bachira waving to you from the field, calling out your name with joy.
You instantly noticed his excited voice calling your name, and turned to him. A smile grew on both of your faces as you caught sight of each other.
You ran towards him into the field, and he did the same towards you. Both of your arms out ready to wrap each other in a big hug.
"I'm so proud of you, Bachira!"
You said with your face on his chest while his chin rested on the top of your head.
"I'm more excited you were here to watch me!"
It was a moment of silence for a while before you let go, but then you felt him lift you up by your side, he was holding you in his arms bridal style like you were nothing.
"Woah!"
For a minute you were surprised at his sudden gesture, you put hands around his neck to his back as you held on.
"Your as light as a feather!"
Bachira was playing around a little bit at the moment as he spun around, enjoying his time with you. It sure has been quite a while since you two really spent time together, and even seen each other.
You've texted quite a bit with each other while he was in Blue lock and got his phone back, and you felt your relationship with him grow deeper and closer.
It was something you have wanted to tell him for a while, your growing feelings for him. And maybe now was time, it was the most perfect moment. Alone and in his arms.
"Hey bachira...?"
You filled yourself with confidence and feeling ready to spill out your feelings to him, hoping he'll feel the same.
"Ya?"
He spoke with his everyday smile, the one that makes your life brighter.
"You know...for a while I wanted to tell you that-"
"I love you!"
You blinked and paused. Did you hear what you really heard? It was like he took the words right out of your mouth.
Uncontrollably your cheeks tinted a light pink and you were still processing what he had said. Did he really feel the same? You were speechless as you both looked into each others eyes. You baffled and him giggling at your reaction.
"Your cheeks are getting all pink!"
He giggled. It was almost surprising how he confessed so casually.
"Y-you like me?"
"Yup! I always have! But now was the perfect time to say it!"
You blinked once more before a big smile grew on your face and you wrapped your arms around him.
"I love you too Bachira!"
Both of you were in each others embrace as he held you in his arms. Under the sun and in the middle of the field with the bumblebees buzzing by flowers at the side.
It was nice, but being in the arms and having the love of this bumblebee was better than anything you could imagine.
WHAT IS THE CONTEXT BETWEEN PEOPLE SAYING NAGI GOT KILLED. I KNOW HE GOT KICKED OUT OF BLUELOCK BUT IM SEEING STUFF AND PEOPLE SAYING. "Rin pulled out a gun mid-match and shot nagi, only getting a yellow card!! Ref! Ref! Do something!" LIKE, WHAT?? 😭💀🙏
(I LOVE MY BABY NAGI BUT APPARENTLY JOKES SAY HE GONE. RIP NAGI HE SHOT AND DEAD❤️🫡)
"Hello McDonalds, my name is Nagi Seishiro!" Ahhh 💀🙏
Pairing: Nagi Seishiro x fem!reader
Warning: Smut
Synopsis: Your boyfriend is too lazy to touch himself despite his needs, guess you got to help him again today
Nagi was laying in bed, playing on his phone as usual while you had just come over. You were downstairs getting something to eat before coming upstairs to him.
He was just casually playing on his phone until he noticed a light throbbing feeling in his pants. Distracted, he looked over his phone to check before he looked back at his phone.
"Aw man. I died."
He said monotonously as if he felt no disappointment. He held the phone with one hand. The "You Died" screen still on as he notices the tent in his pants sticking up slightly, curving and aching to come free.
He lazily kicked off his loose and un-tied drawstring pants so they were down until his ankles. Good enough. And he pushed down his boxers and tried stroking his hard-on.
Not so easy when your a lazy gamer. He got tired after just a few strokes and sighed before giving up.
"This is such a hassle."
He said to himself breathy as he moved his hand back to his phone and continued playing.
A few minutes later you had came upstairs after having a small snack. He sure has a lot of jelly drinks. You knock on his door once before letting yourself in, seeing him laying back in bed and playing on his phone, like always. It wasn't long before you saw his member sticking out, curved and by his exposed stomach's belly button.
You make a playful smile as you sit on the edge of his bed by him, his eyes locked onto the game he was playing but knowing you were by him.
"You got a little problem again, sei~"
"You said looking appreciatively at his boner, his pretty tip leaking with small beads of pre-cum from his failed attempt.
"Want some help?~"
Nagi lets out a small sigh as he continues playing, his eyes never leaving his screen.
"Yeah. Sure I guess."
As you wrapped your fingers around his length, he was so big your small fingers barely wrapped around it as you looked at it as if observing it.
"I've always liked this colour, y'know?"
You spoke softly as you line your thumb around his light pink tip, beads of precum lightly seeping out. Nagi hummed in response, yet didn't seem to react much. His breathing a little deep than usual.
You continue working him up before you move your hands and sit back for a moment, taking a hair band from your wrist and making a loose ponytail.
Then crawling over him, and as if by command, he faintly widened the gap between his legs, allowing you to have space in between.
lowering your head, taking a final look at his erection before turning your eyes to him. He finally set his phone aside. Wasn't that rare?
"You ready?"
"Mmm. Yeah. Don't go too hard."
"Not sure about that, but we'll see~"
Opening your mouth, you took in his length and rather than starting off slow, you immediately take in down, hitting the back of your throat with every suck, teasing him as you swirl your tongue around his tip.
The familiar feeling, always getting him by surprise as he groaned and leaned his head back, his hand instinctively to the back of your head, his fingers tangled in your hair as he keeps your pace steady.
Nagi guided your mouth as you took him whole, he liked it, you looked so hot while you took care of him. While you took him despite his size compared to you.
He panted, his mouth hung open lightly to catch air as he groaned and whimpered every once in a while. You enjoyed seeing him like this. From the lazy genius to a sloppy mess from just your mouth.
It wasn't long before he busted his load into your mouth, and you swallowed it all up like his little good girl.
Now he was a limp mess, catching his breath as he stared at the ceiling. His empty thoughts broken by your voice.
"That was good, sei~ Are you alright though? You look worn out, huh? Wasn't that a good time!"
"I think I need a minute... But you know...I don't think I can walk tomorrow..."
"Really?"
You giggle at his comment. He looked so worn out and sleepy as he spoke. Guess you should let him rest a little. He deserves it for just sitting there while you did all the work doesn't he? Sounds fair to you both.
Pairing: Rin Itoshi x fem!reader
Warning: Fluff
Synopsis: It had been too long of getting the losing stick, but when he finally met you, he never did
Ever since Sae left Rin for Spain, Rin have never gotten the winning popsicle stick.
Ever since He met you, all he's been getting was the winning stick. What luck, huh?
Rin had never been the type of person to get friendly with people, or even get close to anyone. But you two had been neighbors and went to the same school, and meeting with you changed it all.
Your persistence to try and befriend him got to him in the end. No matter how much he showed he wasn't interested in talking with you, you always came back. Whether it was ignoring you or walking away from you when you insisted to walk with him home or to school.
You had the tenancy to come over on some days to give him company and spend time to talk together. He couldn't really fight back since both of your parents spoke ever so often and they find it good for you two to "connect".
One day when you two were talking a stroll back home, you caught sight of a truck selling popsicles. It was summer anyways and you two just had gym last period, so you were pretty hot.
"Hey rinnie! Why don't we get some popsicles on our way home? It won't take long, and I brought my own money like always!"
And there it was again with that silly nickname you gave him ever since you met him and found out his name. He held off revealing it while trying to get rid of you. But your expertise at pestering him for it was making him go nuts.
"Fine. As long as you shut your mouth on the way back."
He spoke in his usual uncaring tone, almost like he was speaking to a child pestering their father for a toy.
"Deal!"
You spoke happily as you already began heading to the truck, Rin following behind you.
After you two bought a popsicle each, you sat on a bench nearby. The sight of a lake in front of you both as the sun just began setting. Both of you already finished your treats just a while after sitting down.
"Aw man. I didn't get the winning stick! How about you, rinnie?"
You said slightly disappointed at the fact you didn't win, but also curious at Rin's expression as you licked of the remaining piece of your popsicle.
Rin's eyes were locked on the stick. His expression was unchanging but almost with a hint of softness than how it usually was.
You leaned over and took a peek at what he was gazing so longingly at.
"Oh wow! You got it! Congrats! You get to get a prize right?"
The surprise and joy on your face as you congratulated him for something that was big for you in a way. In your head you probably thought that this wasn't much of a deal from him by the why he always is.
After Rin had lost many times getting a popsicle without Sae, he eventually gave up.
To you it didn't seem like this was a big deal for him.
But inside, he knew that you were now his sign of luck. Maybe getting a little closer to you won't be so bad.
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