[bisexualgambit]

You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[that-twink-over-there]

The scream always takes me out 🤣

[wizardshark]

Ok but whys the Grinch so thicc

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

[swarnpert]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[androdragynous]

Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baby-yoda]

same energy

[profmeowmers]

i’ve found it, the promised land

[notsweettea]

[anarch-witch]

[floridaoranges]

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

[pleafromacatnamedvirtue]

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

[themercuryjones]

[whats-his-face]

Hard to believe this is the setup for a porn, and not an Oscar nominated film

[rsadelle]

To say that caption was not what I was expecting would be an understatement.

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[powerburial]

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

That’s it’s aura

[teathattast]

[deejay]

[elliexer-moved]

[queerglassescutie]

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

[queerglassescutie]

[nerdjpg]