ੈ✩‧₊˚ Jade's Hidden Moonshine Café ੈ✩‧₊˚

╰┈➤ Open 24 hrs a night. Curretly owned by a multifandom barista. Was once a BSD writing blog. Guests are always welcome. ღ

[jadegreenimmortality]

Welcome to my humble café, traveller! Tell me dear, what are you looking for? {under construction}

What a lovely night, isn't it? It must have been a long journey for you, traveller. After all, it's not easy to find this place, hidden between the full moon and the star sign orion. And what a stormy weather we had today! I hope you find some rest and feel at ease in my little moonshine café. ・❥・

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This place serves many purposes!

: ̗̀➛ First off, I am Jade, the owner of this small café. Oh, you would like to know more about me? ︿About me﹀

: ̗̀➛ Everyone is welcome here that is looking for peace and positivity. This is a safe space. You're welcome to talk to me and stay however long you'd like! Of course, I do have some house rules... ︿Interaction rules﹀

: ̗̀➛ I serve the following dishes here ︿masterlist﹀ . If you feel like ordering something new, please look at the list of ingredients ︿request rules﹀ first. (Requests will stay close for an indefinite period of time)

: ̗̀➛ Do you have allergies or are you looking for something specific? ︿my tag system﹀

: ̗̀➛ Please take into consideration that my café will not not serving any new dishes as now, since I am ︿not writing currently﹀ .

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: ̗̀➛ Besides my self-made dishes, you will find the following offers on my menu (reblogs):

manga and anime (fan)art and fanfiction. Mainly Bungou Stray Dogs, but I will also reblog other fandoms from time to time if I feel like it

anything cat/animal-related in general

anything mermaid-related

anything LGBTQIA+-related

aesthetics and moodboards

!Warning! I will also reblog dark content and nsfw content if I like it. It will be tagged accordingly, so you can block this content if you want to. If you are 13 or younger, I sincerely recommend you to block it.

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I think that's everything you need to know, dear. If you still have any questions, do not fear to reach out to me.

Enjoy your stay!

(Blog header by @kill-v-mvaim )

(Navigation post headers by @quackhee)

[jadegreenimmortality]

YEAH HI HELLO EVERYONE THAT FOLLOWS ME WILL BE CONFUSED WHEN THEY SEE THIS BUT TO MY GOOD OMENS FOLKS OUT THERE -

DID A N Y O N E ELSE NOTICE THAT MAGGIE AND NINA ARE THE DAME AS TWO OF THE NUNS FROM SEASON 1 IN GOOD OMENS????????

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while…

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one…

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is my favourite post on this website

[unsolids-your-snake]

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

[dduane]

Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

(also “Port O’Rico”)

[jadegreenimmortality]

Not me going through my blog navigation in awe that I actually created all of that -

[jadegreenimmortality]

i've been going around sending all my old friends cryptic-ish messages to see if they remember who i am

Why hello my dear! What a delightfully mischivous idea.

You know, I do indeed remember a dear mutual who used to love Poe wholeheartedly. Now, I haven't been active in over a year and if you changed your side and username, that's like a facial surgery in real life, so it clearly overwhelms my already jagged memory...would you mind revealing your identity to me?

[fedyasrat-deactivated20230213]

it is lev.

[jadegreenimmortality]

Oh dear! I am so glad that you're still around love ☺️❤️

[jadegreenimmortality]

i've been going around sending all my old friends cryptic-ish messages to see if they remember who i am

Why hello my dear! What a delightfully mischivous idea.

You know, I do indeed remember a dear mutual who used to love Poe wholeheartedly. Now, I haven't been active in over a year and if you changed your side and username, that's like a facial surgery in real life, so it clearly overwhelms my already jagged memory...would you mind revealing your identity to me?

[fox-on-the-moon]

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

[jadegreenimmortality]

Are you dead?

Hello dear!

Why yes, I've been drowning in the river of university studies the last year. I've also catched a horrible chronic disease called "real life". It's quite dreadful. Still, my ghost comes back here as a silent observer from time to time.

Thanks for asking <3

[i-am-not-a-guardian-deactivated]

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

[pompompurindazai]

Waaah, so much Fyodor on your April Fools Theme Pompom! It's kind of confusing, I have ti be honest 😳, but it's just as aesthetically pleasing as yout blig always is ☺️💕

Indeed (*¯︶¯*) Dos-kun is an important member of the Decay of Angels after all! I am delighted to hear that you find it aesthetically pleasing as well, Kat would be please to hear <(￣︶￣)/

And I do not believe we have offically met yet, Jade! I am Nikolai Gogol, answering your asks today! Or perhaps you can see it as a mere magic trick~

[jadegreenimmortality]

O-oh? I am intrigued 😳😳. I have only heard of you dear Nikolai, after all, I am not a manga reader.

...

What did you do to my dearest PomPom though? 🤔

[pompompurindazai]

You have heard of me? (〃'▽'〃) How flattering!

And do not worry, she is fine, I promise. Though whether you trust them are not is up to you, such are the words of a jester after all (＾▽＾) However, she has been busied with assignments lately, so she has taken a break and allowed me to handle the blog for her today as a birthday gift <(￣︶￣)> Or perhaps she's with Dazai-kun... Or maybe both!

[jadegreenimmortality]

How could I not when I have a lot of feeling for one of your colleagues ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭. I do not know anything about you, so do not kill me pls I guess?

I...do not think I should trust you, but alas I must 🥲. Just in case: ppls don't hurt my dear Pompom, she still has so much to accomplish 💛, like marrying Dazai for example 🤔. Anyhow, I hope you are saying the truth and she is doing well! Please tell her not to stress too much over her assignments 💛🥺.

[rongzhi]

An underwater martial arts performance. This video took the efforts of 50 people and had a pre-production period of four months. The filming itself took around 36 hours total.

[pompompurindazai]

Waaah, so much Fyodor on your April Fools Theme Pompom! It's kind of confusing, I have ti be honest 😳, but it's just as aesthetically pleasing as yout blig always is ☺️💕

Indeed (*¯︶¯*) Dos-kun is an important member of the Decay of Angels after all! I am delighted to hear that you find it aesthetically pleasing as well, Kat would be please to hear <(￣︶￣)/

And I do not believe we have offically met yet, Jade! I am Nikolai Gogol, answering your asks today! Or perhaps you can see it as a mere magic trick~

[jadegreenimmortality]

O-oh? I am intrigued 😳😳. I have only heard of you dear Nikolai, after all, I am not a manga reader.

...

What did you do to my dearest PomPom though? 🤔

[bokutosdove]

after seeing more and more blogs follow my mutuals and i without an age in their pinned post or bio, this felt necessary to make. as nsfw content creators, it is important that we uphold these standards (to keep minors safe, especially!)

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒

stay vigilant against minors following you and do not encourage those under 18 to interact with your nsfw fics!!! if there is no age in their bio, block them <3 remember that you will not be held liable if the person were to lie about their age and then accuse you of sharing/talking about inappropriate material with them.

𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒

the following links explain the long-term outcomes of early exposure to pornography and mature content. take a look and see what you’re getting yourself into:

how pornography affects young people

the effects of early exposure to sexual content

early sexualization and pornography exposure

how pornography harms minors

just like visual porn, the way sex is represented in stories can be unrealistic. if you read these kind of fics, it may give you a distorted view of what sex and relationships are like. reading explicit smut can become addictive too, so it's detrimental for you to reflect on whether it's affecting your life.

𝐀 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒

at the end of the day, you are minors. it doesn’t matter if you think you’re mature or not. warnings are established for a reason. nsfw writers on this site are uncomfortable with minors interacting with them + talking sexual. want to know why? it’s mf weird.

also, even if reading smut doesn’t hurt you, it's dangerous and gross for you and an adult to interact with each other around nsfw. please abide by these rules: our works will be here when you are 18+!

[xo-cuteplosion-xo]

Hi Lu-chan!!!

How do you do, my dear? 💛

HIIIIIIIIYO!

I am very good! full of boundless energy today!

thank chu for askin!

And you?

[jadegreenimmortality]

Well that's lovely dear, I'm so glad to hear that! Is there a reason for it?

I am currently doing quite well, I am vacationing.

[hanazou]

Society has surpassed the need for kinnie uquizzes. Take this quiz to get recruited by a BSD organisation. As a talent acquisition specialist i think i qualify to determine your compatibility with which

[jadegreenimmortality]

To honor my beloved friend Hua and for old times' sake, I did this quiz (also because Hua-san's writing is damn good and I knew I was about to get into a pretty amazing quiz experience) and:

Your Result:

Welcome to the Hunting Dogs

You're a stray but in the path of order. Self-discipline, commitment, and inner power. You have the fundamentals of what it takes to be a Hunting Dog, the embodiment of power and order. You're more than an icon based on the fake personality you created for yourself. You're burning fire, your spirits combust of righteousness and confidence. You define what is justness for yourself. You may be conventional at times, but you detest impudence even more. You make a great Hunting Dog because of that. Interrogating suspects, torture if the situation calls for it, negotiation with hostages, raiding the enemy where they're most vulnerable. The constant maintenance surgeries are worth it, you're rewarded with thrilling missions and serving the country the peace they deserve. Risking your life isn't so bad, not when the enemies you face are as complex and determined as you. Expect nobody to be a merciful senior (senpai) when it comes to training and missions. You've endured all the maintenance surgeries, so nobody sees the need to be soft on you. Not Fukuchi, not Jouno, and especially not Teruko. You've only seen the last member through his profile on the database, but Tecchou promises you that you'll meet him once you're competent enough on your own to do 3 ambush missions by yourself without needing Jouno to give you directions on the timing. Notable members: Ōkura Teruko, Suehiro Tecchou, Saigiku Jouno, Fukuchi Ouchi, Tachihara Michizou

I got to be honest here...based on the description (I'm not a manga reader, so I don't know the Hunting Dogs), I would be TERRIFIED to join them. Ab-so-lute-ly terrified. I'm flattered the quiz seems to think I'd be able to be a capable member though.

Anyways, I really recommend taking this quiz! It'd masterfully written, though it may push you into an existential crisis.

[peter-parkers-heart]

Emotionally, I am here

[lemonadesoda]

I cast spell of Pass Your Finals for all my friends with finals

[pompompurindazai]

@jadegreenimmortality <3

[jadegreenimmortality]

@pompompurin1028 this goes right back to you 🥺💖😤