Jadeitor @jadeitor - Tumblr Blog

Hi, it's me Jade, your local cryptid and artist

@jadeitor : Main blog full of reblogs

@jadeitor-art : Art blog with only my art

@jadeitor-creatura : Personal blog where I feel I can be myself and post random pictures and short texts

ishakoi

I just love masked men

chernozemm

Love the soft, curious moments of them sharing about their own cultures, biology, etc. I do think Rocky would have a field day when Grace explains skin as a very sensitive and permeable organ with lots of stuff packed tight on the surface. Since goosebumps are very tactile, I thought Rocky would enjoy hearing those.

Also, bonus.

Because it is endlessly entertaining to me to consider how deep in the trenches Rocky is.

chernozemm

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I need humankind to unknowingly spawn xenophilia kinks across the universe. The energy I'm bringing to the table is the energy of the first human to enthusiastically shake hands with a Vulcan in front of the whole Vulcan delegation.

targetedknowledge

muffinlance

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

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cdplayer

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

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for the 40th to 200th million summer in a row

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PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

WIN THE RACE, VOTE GRACE

adurot

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

adurot

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

adurot

But wait, there’s more!

adurot

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 11 hours 57 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

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Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf

scenerwiththegreenery

tumblr being real normal about this one

justadragonflower

update

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I’m scared guys

ambrystoma

After spending 3+ years on the same ship I’d imagine Grace would take pics of rocky like how someone takes pictures of their slightly weird off putting cat

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I’ve seen like three pieces of fanart where Rocky somehow gets connection to earth and finds out Grace is in the tumblr Sexyman contest and has no idea what that is or what that means and asks Grace, but I’ve yet to see anything of Grace explaining it to him and I’m now imagining a fic where Rocky finds out about the tumblr Sexyman contest and that his human made the contest and Grace has to explain everything