surely the conses won't quence

they/them

[chernozemm]

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AO3-account (nsft art and fanfic)

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Cottage AU (WIP, human ineffable wives au, Crowley gets hired to do work on Aziraphale's cottage and theyre gay for each other duh)

🖌️no commissions at the moment

[levaveleva]

crying angel

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[chernozemm]

✨Full version✨

Trying to clear out my wip stack and not fully paint each and every piece. Had fun with the lines and textures here❤️

Cherub aziraphale being wrapped around this seraph’s finger and readily aiding her in her insatiable exploration of their new corporations. So what if he is incredibly turned on by submitting to the higher-ranking beauty? None of your business.

I also wanted to play with angel Crowley fully flowing into her ordained power and rank, many eyed and many winged and glorious

[chernozemm]

Have a little treat. Long live the ineffable lesbians 🙏

[memories-of-ancients]

Anthropeum

A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

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[motherfuckingnazgul]

oh this is extremely fun. i did NOT do all that well but i can see myself getting good. i will be doing this regularly.

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[chernozemm]

This game was made for me

Anthropeum.com · Jun 10 2026

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[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[ineffable-rohese]

Yeah, I've definitely landed on S2-3 as "authorized fanfiction". A fun thing to play with, a way it could have gone, but not the way it definitely went. Taking what I love, treating the rest as ignorable. Asa and Anthony are darling AUs, alongside many other human AU versions I love.

Meanwhile, Crowley is frustrated that everything has gone cashless so gluing coins to the sidewalk is assumed to be a joke, and Aziraphale spends long hours complaining about Shein and the inability to get decent clothing these days, now that he's expanding his wardrobe. They take long walks and long drives and spend long, lazy summer days in the garden behind their cottage listening to birds singing and bees buzzing and drinking gin fizzes and eating sun-warm strawberries. Every year, the first one to hear a nightingale in spring gets to pick where they have dinner (the other picks what they do after). They toast to another year of being an us, and to the world.

[ineffabildaddy]

enough of the Discourse fellas. let's pack it up and go back to basics: getting crowley desperate, overstimulated and crying through sex

[hey-must-be-a-devilbetween-us]

[chernozemm]

A: Oh, Crowley, I simply must show you this trick--

C: Satan's balls, Aziraphale...

A: --with a wand and a rabbit--

That incredible line* by Chappell Roan has been running on loop in my head for weeks and I think it inspired the most canon-compliant suggestive Aziracrow piece I'll ever draw lmao

*a wand and a rabbit are not only a magician's tools but also two types of sex toys

[chernozemm]

patron saint of free will and gender fuckery

do you know the quote that kinda goes like being trans is like making bread out of wheat and wine out of fruit, it's taking part in the joy of creation? yeah that never really left me (╥ᆺ╥)

[pmamtraveller]

Detail from “The Fall of the Rebel Angels” by Frans Floris, 1554

[chernozemm]

Wiki

[chernozemm]

my beloved wife, light linen, why must you be so transparent...

[chernozemm]

Hello, is the cottage au fic still something that might be a possibility one day? 💜

Ahhh oh dear

Well, the good news is, I resisted the urge to delete it so the draft is still there...

I think I'd have to rethink it a bit; I got some great lore and motivationas but I'm not happy with the structure: I'm not used to longer format writing

So not all is lost but I can't say that writing the fic is on my priority list right now. Drawing the wives, that's wayyyyy more likely

[chernozemm]

I have this long flower pot on the balcony that I had the best intentions for but is now just laying around, barren as fuck (I bought a wildflower mix that should be good for shadowy corners, but no matter what I did they simply refused to sprout and/or survive).

So now every time I find a "weed" in one of my other pots, I rehome it to that one ahaha I don't really believe in the concept of weeds, I love me the "cracks in the sidewalk" type of plants, I just sometimes don't want other plants to compete with my rosemary or basil in a pot.

And it's free plants!! Can't wait to see what the wind brought to my balcony

[germechart]

[chernozemm]

I pretty recently revisited all your art on ao3, again, and I just. could stare for hours. Thank you again for all you do, sorry I can't kudos twice. Happy pride, you beautiful person

It brought me so much joy to draw them and even more to share them with you all 💗💗 second kudos noted! (And happy pride back)