surely the conses won't quence

they/them

[chernozemm]

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AO3-account (nsft art and fanfic)

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Cottage AU (WIP, human ineffable wives au, Crowley gets hired to do work on Aziraphale's cottage and theyre gay for each other duh)

🖌️no commissions at the moment

[chernozemm]

Can I get a wahooo??!

A bit of a wind-down/ self-indulgent piece ✌️If you have ever wondered—-my Crowley is always, a 100% transing his gender very AFAB-ly. You can rest assured. "But they’re not human, they weren’t assigned a—-" No. He was also assigned angel at birth and look at him now.

[allabouttai-deactivated20251229]

love that this implies that crowley is AAAH (assigned angel at heaven)

[chernozemm]

Crowley, he/him, atd (angel to demon)

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[chernozemm]

The Divine Ecstasy of St. Anthony

Remember when I told you I dreamt of this composition, title and all, well, god said t4t aziracrow and downloaded it directly to my frontal cortex

And the full version

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[chernozemm]

I know fandom tends to give Crowley any body mods for maximum Edge but hear me out. Our favourite Mr. Tactile, the incorrigible Mr. Hedonist, the one and only Mr. A.Z. Fell would a hundred percent do it for the thrill, for the human feel of it and so he has another thing to fidget with and feel.

But oh, what is happening off-screen? Check it out

And if you want to tip me, I also have a Ko-Fi ❤️

[chernozemm]

Angel Crowley my beloved

[pardalote]

Oversight pattern - pardalote's Ko-fi Shop

A simple cross stitch pattern to stitch your own version of the Oversight four word grid poems. Go forth and stitch, copy, modify in whateve

I've just made a simple cross stitch pattern version of my Oversight poem objects. It's available for free over on my ko-fi page. It's proper free - you can do what you like with the pattern, and anything you make with it. Go forth and stitch, print, mashup, whatever!

[tweed-eyes]

1300-1400 clothing of Lower Empire

[ardentblue-deactivated20210416]

The Byzantine Empire, that is.

[amarantines]

Oh FUCK

[kateelliottsff]

My eyes have just fallen out of my head because of this gorgeous fabric.

[robinlafevers]

Because one can never get enough visuals of medieval clothing …

[levaveleva]

crying angel

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[chernozemm]

✨Full version✨

Trying to clear out my wip stack and not fully paint each and every piece. Had fun with the lines and textures here❤️

Cherub aziraphale being wrapped around this seraph’s finger and readily aiding her in her insatiable exploration of their new corporations. So what if he is incredibly turned on by submitting to the higher-ranking beauty? None of your business.

I also wanted to play with angel Crowley fully flowing into her ordained power and rank, many eyed and many winged and glorious

[chernozemm]

Have a little treat. Long live the ineffable lesbians 🙏

[memories-of-ancients]

Anthropeum

A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

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[motherfuckingnazgul]

oh this is extremely fun. i did NOT do all that well but i can see myself getting good. i will be doing this regularly.

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[chernozemm]

This game was made for me

Anthropeum.com · Jun 10 2026

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70,090 · top 21% of players today!

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[ineffable-rohese]

Yeah, I've definitely landed on S2-3 as "authorized fanfiction". A fun thing to play with, a way it could have gone, but not the way it definitely went. Taking what I love, treating the rest as ignorable. Asa and Anthony are darling AUs, alongside many other human AU versions I love.

Meanwhile, Crowley is frustrated that everything has gone cashless so gluing coins to the sidewalk is assumed to be a joke, and Aziraphale spends long hours complaining about Shein and the inability to get decent clothing these days, now that he's expanding his wardrobe. They take long walks and long drives and spend long, lazy summer days in the garden behind their cottage listening to birds singing and bees buzzing and drinking gin fizzes and eating sun-warm strawberries. Every year, the first one to hear a nightingale in spring gets to pick where they have dinner (the other picks what they do after). They toast to another year of being an us, and to the world.

[ineffabildaddy]

enough of the Discourse fellas. let's pack it up and go back to basics: getting crowley desperate, overstimulated and crying through sex

[hey-must-be-a-devilbetween-us]