surely the conses won't quence

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[chernozemm]

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Cottage AU (WIP, human ineffable wives au, Crowley gets hired to do work on Aziraphale's cottage and theyre gay for each other duh)

🖌️no commissions at the moment

[chernozemm]

What happens on Lesbos, stays on Lesbos.

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Trying to include more backgrounds but doesn’t mean I like it

[chernozemm]

Have you ever wanted an AU of an AU well I know that in this post I said they don't meet till much later in life (like 15+ years) well what if they did meet in their early thirties?

Aziraphale is captivated and vexed by this mysterious woman, all edge and rebellion and...freedom, at first glance. Crowley sees that dormant spark in her eyes, likes it that despite getting riled up, this woman keeps coming around, unable to tamp down that curiosity

And maybe Crowley is tired of Lucy wanting to shoehorn her into this box of who she wants her to be; and maybe Aziraphale is bending under the weight of need and boredom in that picture perfect marriage to Gabriel, who only knows how to criticise and demand.

Who are we to judge 😌

Cottage au

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[chernozemm]

just watched project hail mary all I can say is that it wins "movie I cried at the most" by a lot

[chernozemm]

A non-exhaustive list of times I cried or at least teared up:

Grace looking at the illuminator and seeing space for the first time (dread)

The funeral

Learning how to speak with Rocky

Them two exchanging the concept of death

Grace crying when rocky offers his fuel to him

Grace being hunted down like a dog to serve on the mission

The petrova line scene ✨

Rockys sacrifice to save Grace

Rocky recovering

The idea of rocky dying slowly on a drifting dead spaceship

Grace deciding to send the probes and go save rocky instead of going home

"you have nobody. You don't even have a dog"

Grace handing Rocky the crocheted earth ball

Grace teaching the pebbles

I came out of that movie dehydrated and with a headache

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

grace really has the best ending in all of fiction. human terrarium made especially to his tastes. can walk to work and does the job he loves. never needs to worry about bills or rent. meburgers. best friend visits every day. he's got the ideal life right there.

[pop-squeak]

in less emotionally destroying news i also appreciated a lot of rocky and ryland’s great one liners including but not limited to:

“no understand do puppet show” “do you still need the puppets” “yes yes showtime”

“thumbs up baby” 👎

”do you have to sit right there?” “is usually closer”

”not half bad!” “is full good!”

”bad no good grace die rocky die all earth die we die we die we die”

”how do you know when hug is over” “you just feel it” “oh okay. are you feeling it”

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[chernozemm]

just watched project hail mary all I can say is that it wins "movie I cried at the most" by a lot

[chernozemm]

Can I get a wahooo??!

A bit of a wind-down/ self-indulgent piece ✌️If you have ever wondered—-my Crowley is always, a 100% transing his gender very AFAB-ly. You can rest assured. "But they’re not human, they weren’t assigned a—-" No. He was also assigned angel at birth and look at him now.

[allabouttai-deactivated20251229]

love that this implies that crowley is AAAH (assigned angel at heaven)

[chernozemm]

Crowley, he/him, atd (angel to demon)

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[chernozemm]

The Divine Ecstasy of St. Anthony

Remember when I told you I dreamt of this composition, title and all, well, god said t4t aziracrow and downloaded it directly to my frontal cortex

And the full version

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[chernozemm]

I know fandom tends to give Crowley any body mods for maximum Edge but hear me out. Our favourite Mr. Tactile, the incorrigible Mr. Hedonist, the one and only Mr. A.Z. Fell would a hundred percent do it for the thrill, for the human feel of it and so he has another thing to fidget with and feel.

But oh, what is happening off-screen? Check it out

And if you want to tip me, I also have a Ko-Fi ❤️

[chernozemm]

Angel Crowley my beloved

[pardalote]

Oversight pattern - pardalote's Ko-fi Shop

A simple cross stitch pattern to stitch your own version of the Oversight four word grid poems. Go forth and stitch, copy, modify in whateve

I've just made a simple cross stitch pattern version of my Oversight poem objects. It's available for free over on my ko-fi page. It's proper free - you can do what you like with the pattern, and anything you make with it. Go forth and stitch, print, mashup, whatever!

[tweed-eyes]

1300-1400 clothing of Lower Empire

[ardentblue-deactivated20210416]

The Byzantine Empire, that is.

[amarantines]

Oh FUCK

[kateelliottsff]

My eyes have just fallen out of my head because of this gorgeous fabric.

[robinlafevers]

Because one can never get enough visuals of medieval clothing …