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@jadelining
i recall an exceedingly brief chat, 0nce. probably c0unts as not at all n0?
I suppo+se it co+unts as a pseudo+-stranger?
far be it fr0m me to st0p the humblebrag then. you requested inf0rmality, but i'm feeling the need for a tie like it's slithering up my neck suddenly.
don't supp0se there was an actual approach y0u were hoping f0r then?
Mo+re akin to+ thro+wing bread to+ the ducks and seeing what quacks. In a no+n-patro+nising so+rt o+f way.
I haven't seen a duck in centuries.
rest easy, they still quack. and can be aggressive little shits.
if y0u're in the bubbles though i'm amazed n0body's dreamed up any even f0r a bit.
They must o+nly reside in the nightmares, it seems.
i recall an exceedingly brief chat, 0nce. probably c0unts as not at all n0?
I suppo+se it co+unts as a pseudo+-stranger?
far be it fr0m me to st0p the humblebrag then. you requested inf0rmality, but i'm feeling the need for a tie like it's slithering up my neck suddenly.
don't supp0se there was an actual approach y0u were hoping f0r then?
Mo+re akin to+ thro+wing bread to+ the ducks and seeing what quacks. In a no+n-patro+nising so+rt o+f way.
I haven't seen a duck in centuries.
i recall an exceedingly brief chat, 0nce. probably c0unts as not at all n0?
I suppo+se it co+unts as a pseudo+-stranger?
stuck abr0ad for the m0ment so i can't check specifically, but it s0unds about right. pretty much enf0rces any informality y0u wanted in chatting. so what's g0t you back? 0r has time passed on y0ur end?
Reaso+ns. So+cial experiments that I can't begin to+ explain witho+ut so+unding insane, and whilst I'm certain encro+aching insanity already caught up to+ me many sweeps ago+, it's no+t so+mething I need to+ o+r want to+ discuss.
O+r maybe I'm bo+red and wanted to+ see what was go+ing o+n. Who+ truly kno+ws?
held 0ut longer than me at least. can't imagine y0u could sh0ck me though, feel free t0 publish your scientific findings at me.
as f0r goings 0n that's tougher t0 say. but im a reprehensible guy, so n0t very plugged in. vriska swelled up with something new this time i think?
I do+n't think it's wo+rth much in terms o+f an actual scientific thesis. But it is funny to+ see ho+w peo+ple act when they kno+w it's no+t yo+u.
I feel I'm missing so+me co+ntext abo+ut Vriska that makes what yo+u said so+und less demented.
well h0w else am i supposed t0 rep my competing claims 0f insanity if not with demented c0mmentary? trust me if you're sticking ar0und a bit you'll run int0 them. they're the fucking nexus of this place.
fr0m what you say th0ugh i'm guessing you've been... what, sliding int0 other p0rrim's pointy sh0es? or at least presenting as them in the bubbles maybe? how'd i d0?
My do+o+rs are o+pen but o+ften invite o+nly. If they were that big, I'm sure they'd have made themselves kno+wn by no+w.
It's much mo+re meta but I'd like to+ repeat myself in that I do+n't want to+, need to+, o+r intend to+ go+ further into+ it than that.
i recall an exceedingly brief chat, 0nce. probably c0unts as not at all n0?
I suppo+se it co+unts as a pseudo+-stranger?
stuck abr0ad for the m0ment so i can't check specifically, but it s0unds about right. pretty much enf0rces any informality y0u wanted in chatting. so what's g0t you back? 0r has time passed on y0ur end?
Reaso+ns. So+cial experiments that I can't begin to+ explain witho+ut so+unding insane, and whilst I'm certain encro+aching insanity already caught up to+ me many sweeps ago+, it's no+t so+mething I need to+ o+r want to+ discuss.
O+r maybe I'm bo+red and wanted to+ see what was go+ing o+n. Who+ truly kno+ws?
held 0ut longer than me at least. can't imagine y0u could sh0ck me though, feel free t0 publish your scientific findings at me.
as f0r goings 0n that's tougher t0 say. but im a reprehensible guy, so n0t very plugged in. vriska swelled up with something new this time i think?
I do+n't think it's wo+rth much in terms o+f an actual scientific thesis. But it is funny to+ see ho+w peo+ple act when they kno+w it's no+t yo+u.
I feel I'm missing so+me co+ntext abo+ut Vriska that makes what yo+u said so+und less demented.
i recall an exceedingly brief chat, 0nce. probably c0unts as not at all n0?
I suppo+se it co+unts as a pseudo+-stranger?
stuck abr0ad for the m0ment so i can't check specifically, but it s0unds about right. pretty much enf0rces any informality y0u wanted in chatting. so what's g0t you back? 0r has time passed on y0ur end?
Reaso+ns. So+cial experiments that I can't begin to+ explain witho+ut so+unding insane, and whilst I'm certain encro+aching insanity already caught up to+ me many sweeps ago+, it's no+t so+mething I need to+ o+r want to+ discuss.
O+r maybe I'm bo+red and wanted to+ see what was go+ing o+n. Who+ truly kno+ws?
i recall an exceedingly brief chat, 0nce. probably c0unts as not at all n0?
I suppo+se it co+unts as a pseudo+-stranger?
I'd like to+ extend a fo+rmal invitatio+n to+ speak in a very info+rmal manner. If we've no+t spo+ken yet, I'd like to+.
@jadedjadeblood-nsfw
Hello+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+.
Anonymously or not, ask me something you’ve always wondered.
Hello+.
Women.
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@jadelining
well that's a rarity. and i'd kn0w something ab0ut them. you're the bef0ran maryam right? porrim?
there's w0rse hobbies t0 have i guess. but the half-spark i've still g0t isn't ready to settle d0wn into d0ddering around being b0ring so i guess i'll have to fuck ar0und yet.
The fabled "find o+ut" index after fucking aro+und. I've yet to+ reach the peak o+f ho+w high I can find o+ut. Perhaps I'm simply abo+ve co+nsequences?
D-> My apologies for the overdue or curt reply.
D-> Particularly towards the one who appears to be of my own caste.
D-> And at a cursory glance a jadeblood and bronze? If I am seeing that correctly? Something is off...
D-> I am in the middle of projects. But I will be back in attendance shortly enough.
Hello+, dear. I am the Jade in questio+n tho+ugh yo+u have me curio+us why yo+u think this'd mean so+mething is "o+ff".
D-> Not about you, but with the bronze. You seem typical enough. At least at a glance. That one may require investigation.
I do+ ho+pe yo+u're no+t trying to+ imply that just because so+mebo+dy is o+f a lo+wer caste than o+urselves, that it means they instantly sho+uld aro+use so+me suspicio+n o+f their intent?
Kink rating: teased with digestio+n. O+r am I jumping the GUNKIND to+o+ so+o+n?
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i can't. like adequately put this into words but this destroys me. every time. to an almost embarrassing degree
I kno+w ano+ther thing abo+ut vo+re that can destro+y yo+u.
i would love to hear it!
By the time I'd be clo+se eno+ugh fo+r yo+u to+ hear it, yo+u'd already kno+w what that no+ise is. Gurrrrrrrrgle. Gro+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+an. Long, drawn o+ut dredges o+f audito+ry hunger. Wo+uld yo+u lo+ve to+ hear it, yo+u say?
Is it getting noisier because you're nearer, perhaps?
O+r is it letting yo+u kno+w that yo+ur chance to+ survive when inside is impro+bable?
yknow given that i just said this exact thing destroys me i should have been prepared but. no its still getting me
if its so hungry i suppose theres only one thing i could do.....
I kno+w I have yo+u quite flustered but are yo+u so+ eager to+ be eaten as nameless fo+o+d witho+ut pro+perly intro+ducing o+urselves to+ each o+ther?
OH
right. sorry. sometimes i dont even get this far into a conversation before im someone's lunch
name's ahvili!
I like peo+ple to+ want to+ co+me back fo+r seco+nds. Yo+u can be treated like fo+o+d o+nce yo+u've inside.
I'm Po+rrim Maryam and so+metimes I assume peo+ple already kno+w that.
honestly you made enough of an impression right off the bat that I'd have come back for more than seconds
and its nice to meet you porrim! its best to assume i dont know anything ever, honestly
I wo+uldn't insult yo+u by no+t thinking yo+u're bright and smart and a lo+vely perso+n who+ just happens to+ be co+mfo+rtable letting their o+wn enjo+yment and wish fulfilment take the wheel every o+nce in a while.
eh, i know my own strengths and weaknesses. i dont need to know stuff to be happy
i appreciate the compliments though!! you're also very lovely
Aww, thank yo+u. I'm blushing, just a little. It's abo+ut the same strength as a lo+w darkness pho+ne screen in a dark ro+o+m.
thats pretty impressive compared to my blushies. mine dont glow at all
even after i tried drinking glowstick goop
Yo+u pro+bably sho+uldn't do+ that. Yo+u sho+uld try a rainbo+w o+f blo+o+d instead. It do+es wo+nders fo+r me.
@jadelining
well that's a rarity. and i'd kn0w something ab0ut them. you're the bef0ran maryam right? porrim?
I hate the term 'agree to+ disagree' because in my yo+uth, I lo+ved to+ disagree. But I prefer to+ wo+rk o+n the go+o+d than give the bad a free pass.
I'd say being a go+o+d tho+usand sweeps o+ld in terms o+f dream bubbles hasn't made me to+o+ crazy. We all have o+ur eccentricities o+f co+urse, yo+u do+n't survive functio+nal immo+rtality o+therwise.
well if y0u're feeling to0 old f0r a dumb word game argument it i won't start the semantics game 0n the subjectivity of bad. 0r the probability 0f me being fucking with you f0r the sake of my addiction t0 overly dramatic language.
s0rry.
you bef0rans got a real leap 0n the time spent dead. i gave up on the c0unting but something tells me that's all part 0f the growing int0 being dead* phase and i'll eventually get back to it. f0r now i just lie ab0ut it and say eleven sweeps.
Yo+u're fine, yo+u're hardly Kankri. Yo+u're a walk in a bubble o+f a summer park co+mpared to+ the temperament o+f that man.
We have a really go+o+d knack and a talent fo+r dying in dro+ves, that's true. Do+wn to+ an artfo+rm. Have yo+u go+ne thro+ugh yo+ur 'bo+red o+f everything so+ rampant hedo+nism it is' phase yet?
that's g0od, i may have had t0 actually be wounded 0therwise because yeeeesh.
t0ugh question. i'd need t0 have access to things t0 enable rampant hedonism w0uldn't i? and while i'm a capable troll at acquiring things i d0n't just have it all laying around, have t0 hustle for it. maybe it's the half-dead aspect delaying things. where are you at in y0urs then?
Being in the dream bubbles do+es give very easy access to+ all so+rts o+f things.
I'd say the sto+rm is currently calm right no+w.
i really sh0uld abuse that more. but then again it d0esn't quite work right f0r me. think it takes exception t0 the whole half n0t belonging crap. same part 0f me also gets the feeling it's s0mehow less 'real' which d0esn't help.
and i'd meant m0re if you had a name f0r whatever phase you were 0n now. unless that was it.
That so+unds like a terrible pro+blem to+ deal with. Maybe yo+u have co+mmitment issues.
Jo+kes aside, I'd say "calm seas" wo+uld be a go+o+d name fo+r it if anything. I do+n't tend to+ name the eras that an ancient gho+st tends to+ go+ thro+ugh. It just "is".