Hypothetical Zombie

This blog is rated PG* *Pretty Gay

[dykecadence]

Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood

[jadeybugg13]

Like my post & I'll like yours 💖🙈

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[antiandrogen]

she’s smarter than him

[bhaalstar]

who

[antiandrogen]

the girl he’s talking down to

[wolfie-the-werepone]

Sorry to be a wet blanket, but what if she’s not smarter?

[antiandrogen]

she is

[jadeybugg13]

me: *doesnt sleep, is tired*

me: *sleeps a bit, is tired*

me: *sleeps average amount, is tired*

me: *sleeps a lot, is tired*

me: *is tired*

[lagonegirl]

“He’s here! He’s here!” 9-year-old has heartwarming reunion with his older brother who lives 1,000 miles away.

How cute is this?! All of it. All of the cute. Black boy joy got me grinning like a fool. #blackfamily #blackfamilies

[blackboyjoy]

He keeps touching his face like are you real 😭😭

[kimreesesdaughter]

The handshake 😩😍😍

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[i-am-a-fish]

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

[twilaflapplesnaps-deactivated20]

calm down buddy

[i-am-a-fish]

sorry…

[somebody-cool-blog1]

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

[i-am-a-fish]

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

[styx-n-stone]

Amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!

[internetpoetry]

[suicidalnixi]

[suicidalnixi]

[letsmakeitwritee]

[yermemeblog]

[cant-thinkofanythingclever]

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

[jadeybugg13]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[nootvanlis]

Fullscreen Instagram Story (10/30/17)

[notmusa]

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

[ruinedchildhood]