Jaecarys - ORA CoAuthor

I have been an artist for as long as I can remember. In all its forms (illustration, painting, writing), I've loved it and worked at it, and I'm here to keep working at it. Storytelling is my passion at every angle - the pacing, the structure, the act of building a story, brick by brick by brick. ● [ typical content is my artwork (trash), writing nonsense, my story's aesthetic, and whatever other trash I sling here ] ● CURRENT WRITING PROJECTS: Of Ravens and Ashes (working title) || active || A Chronicle of Ashes: Dust (working title) || paused || ● Instagram: @jaecarysthestarvingartist || DeviantART: https://jaecarys.deviantart.com

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Jesse being righteous and Good: When you kill a killer, there are the same amount of killers in the world.

Ashe: [with her mouth full] kill two

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Ashe, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uh... seven espresso shots?

Kalt, in line behind her: Jesus christ just do cocaine

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Oryus: i prevented a murder today

Jesse: amazing! howd you do that?

Oryus: self control

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Kalt: *loses ashe in a crowd*

Kalt: *quickly turns around*

Kalt: *panics*

Kalt: *frantically searches*

Kalt: *sees her entering a bakery*

Kalt: *annoyed growl*

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Ashe: I really want a remote that can make people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

Kalt: *slides a gun across the table*

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Silas, texting Kalt: answer your phone

Kalt, texting back: one sec I cant find my phone

Silas: ok

Silas, five minutes later: you're a terrible friend. you know you're killing me. you're killing your friend

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James: Wait for it, wait for it...9:01, Calen is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let's do this. Who's got theories?

Kapanna: His alarm didn't go off.

James: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Roland: Oh! He was taken in his sleep.

James: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Roland, but way more plausible than Kapanna's idiotic alarm clock theory.

Neri: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck.

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Silas: Were you dropped on your head as a kid?

Oryus: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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Oryus: So you have twelve apples and one friend asks for six. What do you have?

Jesse:

Jesse: [tears up]

Jesse: a friend

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Person: Are you a top or a bottom?

Oryus: I'm a threat.

Jesse, from across the room: hes a bottom

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Ashe: You're a lying, cheating piece of shit. You're not the man I married.

Kalt: Then we'll get a divorce, and I'm taking Dagen!

Silas: I think we should stop playing monopoly now.

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Ashe: Kalt will come up with a plan.

Silas: well that's good right?

Ashe: it's possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

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Kalt: what did you do?

Ashe: okay I'll tell you, but you have to promise you won't be mad.

Kalt: What. Did. You. Do?

Ashe: Well, I was minding my own business-

Kalt: bullshit!

Ashe: I was!

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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend

Orynth: I don't have a boyfriend

Kidnapper: he made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick him up?

Orynth: Oh my god, you have Jesse

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter

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Silas: Right, who do we know has handcuffs?

Kalt: Well Ashe and I-

Ashe: *glaring at Kalt*

Kalt: Wouldn't know.

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Kalt: I'm gonna need a human skull I can't have you ask any questions why.

Orynth: only if you also don't ask why

Orynth: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls*

Kalt:

Orynth:

Kalt: this one is fine

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Ashe: My food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Kalt: You're too hot, but I still eat you.

Silas, slamming his hands on the table: ONE DINNER

Silas: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK