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The difference between Ashe and Kalt

Ashe: *internal screaming*

Kalt: *external screaming*

Silas, entering a room: hey, Ashe, I need you to-

Ashe, laying awkwardly on the bed, blushing, clearing her throat: uh, hey, yes, what?

Silas:

Silas: is Kalt under the bed?

Bed, muffled: no

Ashe: You'e gonna ace this test.

Kalt: You say that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Ashe: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Kalt: That was big. I was really proud of you.

Orynth: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

Ashe: I'd be more comforted if you didn't put "feelings" in quotations.

Jesse: The best revenge is actually being kind.

Ashe, in the distance: OR MURDER!

Kalt: We saved our best idea for last!

Silas: ...why did we save our best idea for last?

Ashe: We didn't know it was our best until the others turned out to be really stupid.

Orynth: That hat is idiotic.

Kalt: I know. Ashe made it.

Orynth: I didn't know Ashe knew how to knit.

Kalt: She doesn't.

Ashe: I'm not the jealous type.

Kalt: You punched that woman.

Ashe: She was trying to hold your hand.

Kalt: It was a handshake.

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