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anyone wanna help me run this account lmao

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will i EVER get over the shrek jokes

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[10:27 PM] you pose for three hours while jaehyun paints you. it ends up just being a portrait of shrek. 

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i saw a soft post of yours on my dash so i wanted to check ya out and??? the speed with which we entered shrek porn territory was beautiful and scary at the same time. lol luv u your blog is great

HDGFHDSHFG i’M sorry,,, i tried to be soft but then i just??????? did that and i have more fun w the dumb postsfjhgfj

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[5:40 PM] jaehyun makes you a playlist. you find that it’s just the shrek soundtrack.

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your crack posts crack me up but your soft posts are so sweet, im so glad i found your blog omg

yOu are the sweetest person on earth!!!!! i’m glad i can make u laugh and make u soft!!! 💘

[soleilees]

in honor of reaching 300 followers, i thought id make an appreciation/shoutout post to all my mutuals :)) im very thankful for the little corner on tumblr that im in where i always feel loved and hopefully you all know i love you guys back <3 id like to thank everyone that follows me and shows me love :’) idk how i managed to find so many amazing people but anyways i hope you all have a good day ily

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[jaehyuners]

I followed ur blog and jaehyun isn’t even my bias or bias wrecker. Ur doing something right!!!!

oH my ily!!!!! thank u sososos much!! it means a lot to me!

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it’s amsuing how your “””crack””” posts have more notes than the actual soft ones this blog is meant for im crying

BRO I KNOW?????? THIS IS LITERALLY MY SOFT HOURS BLOG BUT APPARENTLY EVERYONE LIKES IMAGINING JAEHYUN PUSHING THEM OFF A CLIFF

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hi sweetie how are you 💟

oKay for some reason tumblr doesn’t give me notifications when someone sends asks so i’M not entirely sure when this was sent but omg i’m doing okay!!! how are u bub? 💘

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wait wait wait this is actually one of the best accounts i’ve stumbled upon like,,it’s funny as hell but also soft?? has amazing content that makes me uwu and laugh my ass off?? i’m here for it.

THANK U ILYSM 💘 the cracky posts were not planned but i’m glad that it’s making you uwu and laugh!!!! this makes me sosososos happy!! thank u bub!

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"this is becoming a crack blog" in all honesty, I already can see it coming when you posted the kung fu kick message cus that made me laugh every 10 minutes and it's etched into my mind skskajsksks

SJDHFFDJDFGH OH MY GOD,,,, part of me wants to turn this whole blog into a crack one bc it’s so difficult for me to come up w soft concepts but like??? my mind is always just like ya talk abt shrek porn

[nctnatal-deactivated20200114]

hello can you please recommend nct jaehyun accounts that I can follow? ~ I need jaehyun accs to follow!

ok shout out to all my jaehyun mutuals where u fam

OK MAYBE TUMBLR IS A BITCH AND DID THINGS SO I’LL TAG EVERYONE AGAIN

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reblogging bc tumblr hates me, I did nothing to her, still;;;

HERE IT IS

and if you’re a jaehyun blog and I didn’t tag you I am really sorry, I have been pretty far from tumblr these days so I am almost never on dash!!!!!! if you’re a jaehyun blog and Jaehyun biased BLEASE bro like this post so the anon can find you 💘 also anon sorry for making you wait 😔 all blogs I’m tagging here are really cool people I love them so much!!!!

LET’S GET IT

@winwinprinceofchina @guccijaee @jaehyukie @lovsjaehyun @piratequeenof-nctbtsmx @jaehunnybuns @softforjhyun @nct-tae-yong @jaehyunsfashionevaluation @poeticjaes @the-universe-in-you-jjh

and for soft hours!!!!! @jaehyuners @forjungjaehyun (which is mine,,,,,,, ye) and @sunnyoonoh 💘. also @nctream post for all members and their blurbs its really cute I love 😞🤧👍🏻

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[9:06 PM] jaehyun giggles as you continue to place small kisses on each of his dimples.

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[8:00 PM] jaehyun dresses up as michael myers. he stabs you.

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[7:34 PM] jaehyun tries to paint your nails for you, it ends up all over your fingers.

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loool he can get cocky sometimes

“no, babe! trust me!! im really good at putting nail polish!! ive done this before!!” he would say, reaching out to grab your hand

“you’ve put nail polish on someone before??????” you asked him, squinting your eyes at him

“yea,” he replied, reaching for the white bottle of nail polish

“on who……?????” you asked, getting suspicious

“just a certain someone” he answered, not making eye contact with you

he opened the bottle cap

“now gimme your hand!!”

“i still dont trust u jae,” you told him, grabbing your own hands so he can’t put nail polish on you. “are you sure you’re good at it?”

“babe, don’t you trust me?” he looked up at you with a pout, making his eyes extra large

“you can’t give me that look,” you whined, your head leaning against the back of the couch.

you sighed and looked back at your cutely annoying boyfriend “fine”

jae grinned at you, taking your hands, delicately placing it on your lap

“okay babe,” he said, pressing the brush on your fingers before slowly dragging it

only to mess up by accidentally bumping against your knee, resulting a huge mess on your thumb

“jung jaehyun!!!!!!!!”

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[5:48 PM] jaehyun’s been fucking with the cheese.