"I'm not just a kid."

Yoon Jaesun | 21 | Pre-Law "If you're thin, poor little walking disease If you're not, they're all screaming obese If you're straight, why aren't you married yet? If you're gay, why aren't you waving a flag?"

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[hvckervcice]

&&. jae squad

i. @jconyoungjae ii. @jaesunjfc iii. @kimjbm iv. @hvckervcice

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fulgvr‌:

“I don’t know, bro, that sounds pretty real.  You should post like found posters all over campus– you know like they do with dogs.  Think about someone coming on that and it’s a fucking dildo.  Make the number something like four twenty sixty nine sixty nine.  Can we really do this though?  That means one of us has to touch it, and I call nose goes.” 

“Who says I want to touch it?” Jaesun rolled his eyes, shaking his head at the mere thought. “Nah bro, bring me something and maybe I’ll pick it up and dispose of it. I’m not going to carry around a dildo for fucks sake. That isn’t my thing.”

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owemeacoke‌:

Jynx’s eyes lit up. “Take it! Definitely take it, and bring it here! There are so many endless possibilities! We could do so many things with a dildo that size!” He cackled.

“You mean you could do a lot with that size. I’m not really interested but I have no problems bringing it to you.” Jaesun smiled, biting his bottom lip. “I’m sure you have more use for it than the bush does.”

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pipcrshea‌:

“Wait, wait– which bushes? Those bushes? Over there? Huh. Uh– well, I dunno that the cops are gonna do anythin’ about it. Unless s’like big enough t’classify as a weapon. Hypothetically, of course.”

“Well, maybe it’s big enough to classify in that category. Hypothetically I’m not really sure what classify’s as big in that world. Can’t say I’ve ever really thought about things like that. What would you think is big enough?”

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svnnydcys‌:

“Very boring, yes. I thought because music in the title it’d kind of fun, but you also have history in it…and well.” He sighed. “Then why are you…Never mind, that’s none of my business.” A smile came from him and nodded. “The class is easy, it’s staying awake for it is where it become difficult.”

“I don’t have a choice.” Jaesun cut him off, knowing that was the question that he was desperate to ask. “Unfortunately family dearest doesn’t like the idea of me pursuing anything other than law. Since they’re paying my way I have to suck it up and deal with it.”

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shan-mcdonald‌:

“I would suggest leaving it there.” Shannon started, “There’s a great possibility of germs and shit. ALSO, if you sell it on eBay please for the love of God make sure it’s properly clean, not just soap and water clean you know? Clean clean because if it’s not then you could give someone an STD or something. Also second hand sex toys? not that popular on eBay.”

“Well, I mean if they don’t know it’s second hand then who cares?” Jaesun shook his head, rolling his eyes. “Of course I’m going to clean the damn thing, nobody wants someone else’s juice inside of them unless its’ consensual. Believe me, I’ll get some real cleanser that will take care of all that.”

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cxxran‌:

“ugh, first of all how did you even find it in the bushes? what were you doing in the bushes, bro?”

“I was looking for something important. It’s small and I dropped it. It could’ve literally gone anywhere that’s why I was on my hands and knees.”

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elcdiefitz‌:

“um, no! don’t touch it! who knows where the actual hell that’s been! i mean, im sure you can imagine where it’s been but that is not something we’re going to think about right now.” elodie cringed, shaking her head. “…where did you say it was because i low key want to see if you’re exaggerating.” 

“Do you really think I’d exaggerate over something so stupid?” Jaesun raised an eyebrow, staring the girl down. “I’m not, I saw what I told you I saw. For the record, It’s a pretty embarrassing subject so why would I admit to that unless it was true?” 

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eralias‌:

“Ew, just make sure you don’t touch it! Like use some tissues or something to grab it,” Eralia frowned in disgust, looking to where the boy pointed to. “I don’t think you could sell it for much tbh. Unless you wanna keep it, just leave it. What were you looking for in the bushes anyway?”

“I was looking for my juul.” Jaesun admitted, looking at the floor. “Nobody knows that I use that actually, I try to keep it hidden to the best of my ability. My parents would never approve of it and if the my frat knew, then somehow they in connection would know as well.”

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ccarvahlo‌:

“Leave it,” Catalina shook her head. “It was in the bushes, who knows what kind of person used it last or why it’s there. Not with the STD’s.”

“Good point. However I was telling someone else what if it was involved in a horrid act? What if it was connected to something and I never reported it?”

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ttaohuan‌:

     “USE IT. GOT nothing to lose and you gotta get some action somehow.” huan jokes, analysing jaesun carefully to see if there’s a chance he may be hiding this hypothetical monster dildo on his person. “or just let me see it and i’ll make sure i get you a nice, clean one just like it for your birthday.”

“Who says I use dildos?” Jaesun asked, rolling his eyes at the mere thought. He was closeted, perhaps so far that at this point he has started a life back there. “Guys that are into girls don’t use things like that Huan, unless it’s on another woman of course. So, if you want it you can definitely have it.”

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kinshikjin‌:

“Run away, run as fast as you can and forget what you saw.”

“I honestly probably agree. What if it was used in like a horrible act though? Should I not call the police and make sure this isn’t connected?”

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xivohui‌:

“this is fancy.” addie rolled around on her best friend’s bed, extending her arms and feeling all of the extra space. she didn’t have that luxury in her apartment, even as tiny as she was. jaesun’s bed seemed like a whole room all by itself when she lay in the middle of it. “this is so weird, jae…i never thought i’d see you in a frat. what did you have to do to get in?” she’d never considered joining a sorority herself, completely put off by the idea of hazing. “plus, some of your brothers?” she winked teasingly. “cute.” @jaesunjfc

“I didn’t do anything besides speak my parents name. That’s literally all I had to do to get in.” Jaesun hated the fact that his parents were in control of everything. This was just another thing for them to control about his life, so this is where he was placed. “They’re cute I guess, depends on which one you’re speaking about. Trust me, I probably have shit on all of them. You’re too good for them Addie, okay?”

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kimjbm‌:

“Are you kidding me? You obviously take it.” Jae laughed incredulously and without a hint of shame, glancing between Jaesun and the bush in question. Sure the hypothetical was ridiculous (Although honestly judging by what he’d seen since arriving at Beaumont he questioned exactly how hypothetical the situation was) and it probably wasn’t the best advice, but then Jae had never been the person to go to if you were looking for a serious answer. And besides the sheer comedy value was too much to resist. “Just image the possibilities. There’s so much we could do with one that size. The sky is the limit, man!” He beamed, seemingly oblivious to the entendre. At least for a few seconds. As soon as it dawned on him however his face flushed crimson, and he immediately began to babble and backpedal.  “Oh god- no- I didn’t mean anything like… that. Not with us anyway. Or anyone else. Or- I’m just gonna stop talking now.”

Jaesun couldn’t help the laugh that escaped, covering his face with both his hands. This was something that couldn’t be helped, the remark was just so far out that there that his walls began to crumble down. What was usually used to block others out, was coming unraveled faster than he predicted. “I mean, I don’t care what you do in your free time. You can have the dildo if you’d like, I was just wondering what to do with it anyhow. You want it? It’s yours.”

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theeliseblake‌:

“I would say do not touch it. You don’t know whose been…using it,”Elise told the other with a laugh. “Maybe take a picture..become internet famous,”she suggested.

“Yes but what if it’s their favorite toy? What if they happened to drop it on accident. These are the questions that plague my mind at night.” Jaesun chuckled, shaking his head at the idea. “Internet famous? I’m pretty sure my parents already have that one down pat.”