Frills and Whistles

better to be a shark in a puddle than a goldfish in an ocean

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Heehee. How entertaining.

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Bored bored bored~

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A dog came in the kitchen And stole a crust of bread. Then cook up with a ladle And beat him till he was dead.

Then all the dogs came running And dug the dog a tomb And wrote upon the tombstone For the eyes of dogs to come:

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rattus-fuscipes replied to your post: rattus-fuscipes replied to your post: My...

Mmm. Just be careful about who all goes “missing” around here. Some of my good friends are strippers.

How would I know who to be careful around? They are all dull and boring. Not interesting in the slightest. 

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rattus-fuscipes replied to your post: My apologies. I missed these messages because I...

Missing for real, or “missing”?

"Missing", of course.

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My apologies. I missed these messages because I was quite busy for the night.

rattus-fuscipes replied to your post: Do you know what everyone needs? Dinner and a...

Does the show involve stripping because I’m in.

It did. But now the stripper is missing. How terrible.

ass-wild replied to your post: Do you know what everyone needs? Dinner and a...

Is the show someone cutting themselves open on stage.

The after-show involved that. It was quite entertaining.

australiaisbeinginvadedbyroaches replied to your post: Do you know what everyone needs? Dinner and a...

dude your tags make y sound kinda creepy haha. ease up there mate

There is no reason for me to. It certainly makes me more interesting, no?

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Do you know what everyone needs? Dinner and a show.

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muskratch replied to your post: muskratch replied to your post: muskratch replied...

That’s stupid though.

I suppose so. That is why I have not done it yet. I prefer scars, anyway. I cannot pinky promise without pinkies.

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ass-wild replied to your post: muskratch replied to your post: muskratch replied...

((YOU DID NOT))

((Did what? >:3c))

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muskratch replied to your post: muskratch replied to your post: muskratch replied...

Sounds tacky. Boring is one thing tacky is another.

I could cut off pinkies too. That way people know they are mine forever.

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muskratch replied to your post: muskratch replied to your post: muskratch replied...

Well better safe than sorry, yeesh. Ever thought about getting a tattoo maybe? Same thing almost.

Tattoos are so dull. I suppose I could get one. A flying fish, perhaps. On my back.

But, no. Too commonplace. Too boring.

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muskratch replied to your post: muskratch replied to your post: I have a lovely...

Oh. That’s your thinkin. Alright, gotcha. Don’t let it get infected or whatever.

Do not treat me like a child. I know how to take care of scars. This one is going to be such a beautiful, permanent mark. Heehee~

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muskratch replied to your post: I have a lovely new scar. It stretches across my...

Don’t it hurt?

Of course it hurts. But the more it hurts, the more love is present.

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I have a lovely new scar. It stretches across my collarbone and is so delightfully raw~

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Oh. The anon was a lady.

Not interested.

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rustlemyfeathers replied to your post: rustlemyfeathers replied to your post:...

((yolo let’s do this throwdown))

ass-wild replied to your post: rustlemyfeathers replied to your post:...

((she has every right to be smug tho it’s the second in command))

((Let's do this punk. You want to tussle let's tussle))

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rustlemyfeathers replied to your post: rustlemyfeathers replied to your post:...

((i’ll throw cocks into your path if no one volunteers ;) ))

((That emoticon is too smug ene))

ass-wild replied to your post: rustlemyfeathers replied to your post:...

((im going to cry if you let cockatoo go pick her))

((I'm going to get slaughtered by Kooks later.))