One.. bad.. day.

This is an all around, honest to goodness, Joker blog. I will RP as any Joker from any verse, be it comic(main), cinema, or game. Just send a holler my way and I am down for whatever Formorally spreadingchoas, killing-jcke, ha-ha-hacienda,

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yooooo im back babes 7/16/17

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Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

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Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

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He licked his lips, brows scrunched together as he threaded the needle through her forearm. "Now tell me.. sweetheart.. why we don't play with knives unless it's play time?" Joker chewed on his lip, annoyed with how gentle he was forced into being. "You could have really.. hurt yourself. Then who would I have?" He pat her head roughly, mussing up the blonde hairs. "Ah, but you'll be fine. You're a real, uh, trooper!"

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✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .

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closed//starter

[jaggedjester]

“Of course being  ghost counts!” The clown giggled to himself, stepping closer to the younger looking boy. “Are you really?” Joker reached out a hand, poking gingerly at Jack.

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“What the hell happened to your face….?”

[jaggedjester]

“What happened to yours?”

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"I felt like destroying something beautiful." //for whoever you'd like

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“Sounds reasonable.” Jeanette examined the mad man. “There’s something about destroying something that looks like it shouldn’t be touched.” 

[jaggedjester]

When their eyes met, his narrowed. Casting his gaze down his nose at her. How dare she witness his murder, not be scared, and then have the gall to say it’s not fair that he take her? 

When she applied the lipstick his body softened. “You’ve made a wise decision. So you work for your brother, then?” He turned on his heel and gestured over his shoulder. “Second in command but somehow down here with little ol’ me? Say, you wouldn’t have been spying on me, would you? Boy, would that just make- my- day.” Turning his head to look back it her, he sneered.

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[jaggedjester]

looking for a Harley

I can’t RP as Leto (Just doesn’t click for me) but I don’t mind Robbie. So, any Harley’s out there that wouldn’t mind giving some attention to this clown?

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closed//starter

@jackoverland-frost liked for a starter 

“Jack is it? I used to know a fella named Jack. A weirdo, that one. Tell me, are you a weirdo?” 

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jaggedjester:

Joker straightened his coat and nodded, “When am I not important?” Pinching his chin and bending at the waist, he frowned. “Look, snowball, I have an issue and I need it handled a little more delicately than I’m capable of. You’ll be paid handsomely, I assure you.”

Victor arches a brow at the clown, “You do not want me to answer that.”  He watches the Joker with cautious eyes.  He doesn’t want this encounter to take a turn for the worse while he is not in a suit built for combat.

“You’re going to have to tell me what your issue is before I consider taking your money,” Freeze responds in a dry tone.  He has never liked the idea of working with the other rouges in this city for crimes, and here is his least favorite one asking for favors.

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“It’s Batman. I need him distracted but I can’t have him knowing it’s me trying to distract.” Joker looked over his shoulder and leaned against a wall, hands buried in his pockets. He didn’t want to be here. He didn’t want to have to ask this particular criminal for help, but he was the only one. The only one Bats wouldn’t suspect to be working with Joker.

“I have some..thing.. in the works and this maniac won’t let me be. I love the chase, don’t get me wrong, but I haven’t done anything fun to warrant his con-stant supervision.”

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"I felt like destroying something beautiful." //for whoever you'd like

@jaggedjester

“Sounds reasonable.” Jeanette examined the mad man. “There’s something about destroying something that looks like it shouldn’t be touched.” 

[jaggedjester]

The clowns posture was comfortable, almost inviting, as he nodded along to her words. An eyebrow arched with curiosity as she took the picture. “Well, you either keep her company or you come with me. I’m not in the mood for survivors.” 

Joker knelt down, grabbing the dead body and hoisting it up against the wall. He made her legs cross and placed her hands in her lap. “I’ve got room for a new recruit, if you’re interested. And by interested I mean, you don’t want to die right now. Ha.” He pulled a tube of lipstick out and handed it to Jeanette, “Put it on and give her a kiss, would ya?”

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jaggedjester:

“I wouldn’t say a requirement, but it sure does liven up the work space!~”

“Tell me, kid, what is it you’re lookin to accomplish here?”

“Can’t say I’m the best at jokes, but I’ll try my best to be lively.” William replied, his tone hilariously flat in comparison to the words he said. He considered the Joker’s question for a moment. He’d never heard it phrased like that before. It was always ‘Why do you want to do this?’. He didn’t really have any goals or need to accomplish anything. 

“Money is a good motive- but really, I just want to? I think it’ll be fun.” 

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"Money, money, money. You kids these days don't know how to get a REAL laugh outta someone. You just wanna make a quick buck. Well heeereee fun comes first. Money is a maybe." The corner of his mouth twitched and he sucked on his teeth. "I'm so happ-y to see your opti-mism! You're hired!" Deftly he turned on his heel, coat tails flapping obnoxiously. "Time is a tickin' and we've got places to be!" He threw a mask at the man as a plain white van screeched in front of them. "Ah, I love valet."