a human turtleneck.

[afro-elf]

i got gemini and i’m fucking pissed about it

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

If it is a cat, it is my friend. It’s that simple

[hgfgskjhs-deactivated20190110]

You know, I haven’t been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend, Kanye, who was defending my best friend, Beyoncé.

[egrets]

how is amy santiago so beautiful

[chartreuze]

“Where I live, there are a lot of apathetic people. People who don’t care at all about what they do or how they do it. They let the world wash over them and barely notice anyone else is even there. Leslie Knope is not one of these people. She cares about everything and everyone in our town. I don’t know how she does it. People come to her with the pettiest, stupidest problems and she cares, like, really, actually cares what happens to them. And if you’re lucky enough to be her friend, your life gets better every day. She spends every waking moment thinking of new ways to make her friends happy. There is something wonderful about seeing someone who has found her true purpose on Earth. For some people, I guess, that’s being an astronaut or a hot-dog eating champion. For Leslie, her true purpose on Earth, her true meaning is making people’s lives better. That’s what I love about her.”

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[ilanaglazers]

get to know me meme: 3\10 actors → andy samberg

I’m a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

[tvshowlesbian-deactivated201801]

imagine being married to a WOMAN having a WIFE spending the rest of your life with the love of your life who is a WOMA N !!!!

[7tny]

[peterparker]

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

[iliyad]

velvet or silk? tea or cocoa? silver or gold? thunder or lightning? autumn or spring? moon or stars? peanut butter or jam? pancakes or waffles? vanilla or jasmine? lemon or lime? cough or sniff? cold or warm? red or blue?

[thecraziethewizard]

[limitlessplaylist]

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every time we open up our eyes. I guess space, and time, takes violent things, angry things and makes them kind….

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[amanitacaplan]

make me choose :  anonymous asked Tahani Al Jamil or Chidi Anagonye

[shitboy96]

honestly… tbh,. to be honest, to be totally honest… to tbh be honest..

[lizzie-mcguire]

Nick + saying “Jessica”