Pour Toujours Jeune

I am a flat tire and you are a pothole full of lug nuts. I am a pile of bricks and you are holding a sledgehammer.

[lion-deactivated20150711]

[death-by-lulz]

Clueless (1994)

[kitty]

[fatbodypolitics]

Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.

[amargedom]

“You can love someone so much…But you can never love people as much as you can miss them.”

— John Green (via goodreadss)

[knifefightscene]

womanhood is having no clue what you actually look like because you look different everytime you look in the mirror depends on your mood

[catsbeaversandducks]

[catchymemes]

[juelzsantanabandana]

This the hardest nigga I ever seen this is true big dick energy

[vybewitme]

God got him

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Wow

[thechanelmuse]

Found this short documentary from 2014 about him and his forest:

Soil erosion is still a problem but the authorities do not appear to be listening to Jadav’s suggestions on combating the issue, according to the programme. He would like to plant coconut trees because they grow extremely straight and help prevent erosion if planted densely enough. The fruit could also be sold for economic gain.

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The man turned that barren land into a whole fucking forest by hand for them. Yet they show no interest in investing in its upkeep nor the desire for financial gain via the coconut industry. I just…🙄

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[catchymemes]

Slightly uncomfortable dump

[ayusaurus]

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

[conbiniiko]

[kitty]

star

[awildswan]

[youreouttayourtree-deactivated2]

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

[hindre-blog1]

[shudderingeyes]

Uncultured swine

[jaiallumelefeuu]

My heart is heavy today.

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[jaiallumelefeuu]

I hope I die in my sleep. 🙃

[jaiallumelefeuu]

Some things don’t get better, you just learn to handle the pain.

[pochowek]

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore