Almost Awesome

Ray. 28. USA. She/her.

[teaboot]

Was explaining some gender things to a straight cis friend today vis a vis gender presentation VS gender identity when it suddenly dawned on me with much the same horror as getting to work and realizing you left the stove on, that unless you've been immersed in a queer culture for some time you'd have no way of knowing that appearing androgynous/indeterminate/wildly gender-nonconforming is HOT

[teaboot]

(Running around knocking things over in a panic) NOBODY TOLD THE NONQUEERS THAT BLURRING THE GENDER BINARY IS THE GOAL SOMETIMES SHIT SHIT SHIT

[teaboot]

Friend of mine at work was expressing frustration at not knowing someone's gender on sight and I had to find a way to gently tell them that thirty of my closest friends regularly leave the house thinking "boy I hope someone has to fucking take a guess today" without sounding like it was all a huge prank

[teaboot]

God no wonder people felt so bad getting my gender "wrong" growing up. They thought it was a fucking insult

Bruh I was THRILLED

[ggghoulish]

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

[evilwizard]

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

[roxey]

my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[notquitehumanwrites]

*Kneels down and touches dirt* Something terrible happened here

[bold-baddie]

[naamahdarling]

JUNIE!

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute seal (blue) lynx point

[naamahdarling]

DIRTY SINK STOPPER! NASTY DIRTY SINK! STOPPER! IN HER SINNING LITTLE MOUTH!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE TOOK IT!!!

[naamahdarling]

I think about this moment every time I use a sink stopper.

[the-haiku-bot]

I think about this

moment every time I

use a sink stopper.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inkie-heart]

stuck baby

[aphractal2]

i didn’t recreate it fully but you get the idea

based off the original “do you love the color of the sky” post

[gayest-spn-character]

Gayest Supernatural Character, Quarter-Finals

Vote for whoever is the queerest!

Castiel

Sam Winchester

Voting ended onSep 15, 2024

[tiktaalic]

[immortalbeingz]

Belgium Chase Tag Compilation

[simplykaren]

[rabbiteclair]

i'll never give up my glass piggy bank full of dynamite. it's my one luxury

[bimmyjimmy]

he likes to sit with me while i try to knit

[bimmyjimmy]

We finished the scarf btw

[everyday-cutephoto]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I was having a little emo cry about how I’m never anyone’s favorite person, as I sometimes do, but then I realized something.

I’m Crusty the cat’s favorite person. He likes me more than all the other humans in the house and you know what? That weirdly made me feel better. And then I picked up Crusty and held him like a little baby much to his annoyance.

[jinglesmiserablyacrossthefloor]

Treasure has been purring right beside me as I read this post, thanks now I’m tearing up

[what-even-is-thiss]

That’s an excellent cat right there

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[h4nifah]

you know those jokes about ‘I go to the gym 6 days a week just to maintain a mid physique’ that’s how I feel about my life. like I worked soo hard just to have a life which is very ordinary to most. but it’s mine and it’s special to me

[willgrahamscock]

I have to make mistakes in order to learn & grow