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The first thing I saw today was Florian Munteanu getting cast as Krieg, but my sleep deprived mind somehow read it as “Florida Man” and I was like... yeah, that makes sense.

#I haven’t slept in 5000 years help

A gift from a new friend.

#Ava the apprentice #Ava the siren #Krieg the psycho #Maya the siren #Borderlands #long post #Ava acquires a polterguardian #next punk that steals her diary is getting defenestrated #this is actually a cosmic horror story disguised as a ghost story #Maya ditched her cult to go hang with the normies #may or may not expand on this au

Weird dream.

#Krieg the psycho #Maya the siren #Borderlands #Borderlands 3 #Maya I have so many questions

Initial DLC 4 thoughts.

Feels like someone took a meat tenderiser to my heart, oh my god. The boys are soft, I’m soft. There’s a pillow fight raging in my gut cage and the ribs are ringing with the cacophonous chorus of catharsis.

#my one complaint is no Doc Samuels #but other than that it was perfect #yes I am 1000% biased leave me alone #I just love Krieg so much 😭