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[xxsoulsscreamerxx]

Three Meatball stinkfaces.

I’d have the reaction like the second person, and I’d love if Meatball teases me like he did with the third person. 😵‍💫

[str8brostink]

ripping ass in the woods like a real man!

[thickandbig42]

[bunkerair]

That erotic and vulgar sigh and moan people sometimes do after a fart, especially dudes.

It felt way more relieving and orgasmic then they'll ever admit to, and you can tell. Their whole body relaxes, sometimes a shiver accompanying that dirty release as they lifted their leg. Like you enjoyed that huh, I know that felt amazingly good. Freak.

[hanuman1010]

[hanuman1010]

[hanuman1010]

[gassyrooster559]

my ass is gassy

[theleomarspt2]

Get some real manly muscle farts for you

[anonyprocto]

No better combination than fat and gassy

[transguyhounddog]

Dad farts. Always thinking about Dad farts.

[transguyhounddog]

Gross dad who comes into your room under the guise of wanting to chat, sitting down at the edge of the bed, his ass on your pillow. Asking how school's going and if you have any exams coming up, not stopping the conversation at all as he briefly tenses up and presses out a disgustingly wet fart. The pillow is warm when he gets up. Make sure to inhale deep tonight.

[transguyhounddog]

I feel like we really sleep on the best part of farting: the facial expressions.

When they pause whatever they're doing and you can tell by the way their breath hitches and their eyes narrow that something big's about to come. The scrunch of a nose while they force it out, followed by the almost orgasmic rolling back of the eyes that makes you know it felt good. That little satisfied smile when they're proud of themselves, or that shit-eating grin when you berate them for how disgusting it was. Or even the discomfort on their own face if they get a whiff of those fumes.

[str8brostink]

[str8brostink]

[str8brostink]

A man’s man

[d6fur-new]

I fucking love this guy

[str8brostink]

ripping ass in the woods like a real man!

[transguyhounddog]

Facefarts from a father figure who knows how gross you think it is. Who laughs when you grab at him to try and push him away. Who groans loudly on purpose, holding you in place while he lifts his leg and tries to force another one out "No no, wait I think this one's gonna be big..."

Feeling the fabric heat up against your nose while he lets out the most rancid old man fart you've ever heard, so disgusting he has to fan his own nose. Patting your head when you're done and then cooing at the tears in your eyes, at the glare you give him. Chin up, sport. You know he could do worse.