a lot of things happened today
almost home
ojovivo
Peter Solarz

JVL
Sade Olutola
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NASA
KIROKAZE
RMH
art blog(derogatory)
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
One Nice Bug Per Day
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$LAYYYTER

Product Placement

titsay

oozey mess

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@jakebstumblrman
a lot of things happened today
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
and he’s right
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y'all love saying we going to hell but get upset when i actually go there lmao
- @LilNasX on Twitter, March 26, 2021
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A blossoming Cherrim marshmallow in a matcha latte to celebrate the start of spring and convey my wish for sunnier days ahead 🌸
It's rushed and far from perfect, but I really needed some extra sunshine this week and I'm glad I managed to make this idea blossom in some way 🌸
If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked
guess you could say yo
ouyre doi
ur doin g tra
trans acti
world’s most fucked up substitute teacher
Wait, I might be dumb for asking this, but aren’t feminine men called dandies?
in like the late 18th to early 19th century Britian, “dandy” referred to men who paid a lot of attention to personal appearances. later on it referred to a handful of kinda playfully GNC artist guys, but I don’t think it’s ever been a universal term for all feminine men
also while I was double-checking my info i found this
which is just *chef’s kiss*
hail the motherfucking king
Sometimes I wonder, if I were a marrigable character in a video game, would people actually be like yeah I wanna woo this idiot or would I be on those memes people make about what your fave says about you and next to my image it says "go to therapy"
*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*
not to ruin the joke but that might be a Troy 223, which is a Pump-Action “assault looking” Rifle
THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GUN IS REAL?!
they modeled a gun after shadow the hedgehog???
going through old family recipe box and found an index card that just says
- gallon vinegar
- pound sugar
what the fuck is this supposed to make
Potion of shit yourself to death
gump’s special treat
always keep your feet moisturised in case some sort of emergency happens and you need to urgently give a footjob or whatever
Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?
You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.
you. you get it.
(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)
Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight
#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind (@remnantofahero)
I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi
elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them
There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support
👑ENA
"Oh..." is a very appropriate reaction