can i get a fuckin uuuuh

BURGER?

[jakeylal]

Anons r bullying him about his crush on u and trickster stuff?

[jakeylal]

Dude have u seen whats been happening w/Dirk?

why hasnt he texted or called me? is he in trouble???

[jakeylal]

Pretty sure Dirk is jealous

.... thats all i have to say on the matter

[jakeylal]

Bring those cat ears back-

[jakeylal]

I really like your art!

AND I REALLY LIKE YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN!

[jakeylal]

Chokers?

maybe ill ask her for a few more 

[jakeylal]

Cats!!

personally, i love them

[jakeylal]

Are you and dave dating?

aha... i mean i wouldnt be opposed to the idea but like... what are the chances?

[jakeylal]

Show us more kitties!

of course!!!! my kibbies are my babies!!! theyre all assholes but i love them

[jakeylal]

Dirk STRIDER?

a positive plus a positive equals positive bby doll

[jakeylal]

dave strider?

no complaints here bby these daves be hella fine no matter the universe

[jakeylal]

Seems like you think he’s a little more than funny 👀

THAAATS ENough of that!!!!!!!

[jakeylal]

Now Jake! what are your pronouns?

he/him isnt.... WRONG per say???? ill get back to you on that tho

[jakeylal]

Just funny, huh? 😏

hes just a super talented and smart and charming and handsome guy! nothing more to say!!!!

[jakeylal]

Okay but what are your thoughts on Dave?

Uhh???? hes really funny!!

[jakeylal]

Who made you put on those fucking ears - Dirk Crocker

i do what i want @ask-dirk-crocker 

[jakeylal]

You were probably expecting this: dirk?

stonks baby