“in the mornin- yall- i be wakin up!”

im the best princess call me gar! it/he

[jalbertfood]

'bout damn time i made an intro post

"I’LL M✩KE YOU FEEL M✩GIC✩L!"

hallo! my name is gar :) i dont do much. im just here to have fun. if you wanted something professional here then.. i dunno what to tell you man ! sorry ! your loss !..? this blog is VERY personal to me, as in its like.. my best friend.. so ill prolly post absolute slop at 3am every once in a while. if you want a slightly more professional intro- look at my strawpage !; https://jalbertfood.straw.page/ oh- yeah- my tags.. reblogs; #reblog (durr) answering asks; #princesssasks my art tag; princesssarts my .. whatever tag; princesssyaps oki i hope to see u soon 0_0

[chellustrates]

i went ham... i missed my kids..

[eeeurydiceee]

Haha Jonathan, gas leak

[mrc-216]

Royal margarine cookie i drew in an attempt to cross the language barrier

[kompot505]

can someone please fucking tell me how you draw among us i literally never did i never learned how PLEASE

[jalbertfood]

said to myself "wouldnt it be so super silly if i made all the LO characters in tomodachi life" and forgot hellen looked like That and.

look im really sorry

[jalbertfood]

so , now that ltd is out, she’s all grown ♥️

[jenncrumblez]

do NOT trust this man hes ugly and stupid

[moffpup]

you are able to cuddle me and pet me btw . it's possible

[haiyis]

yearning regect LISTEN

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

this baby tawny frogmouth is hungry hungry hungry! hes taking it all!

[lgbtqiatext]

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[indizscrubable]

sorry for being dead ☹️🥺

[happymealsworld]

McDonald's Happy Meal Teletubbies Hugs "We Hook And Clip......and We Hug and Grip!" Collect All 4! McDonald's Year 2000

[keratinh]

so you wake up on a cold, rainy morning

and think of all the love that you’ve wasted

(rainy - uyama hiroto)

This is my way of forcing yall to listen to my fav music lmao. Anyway i like the idea of regect berating himself every time he does some kind of shitty half assed attempt at getting himself closer to ze. Like him getting in zes personal space whenever they argue, leaning towards him or trying to get his attention, doing or saying something dumb just so ze will insult him, etc (or like here where hes insulting ze the entire time while his tender actions contrast his words). Because even negative attention is still attention. And hes fully aware that hes doing this just to make himself feel better and despises himself for it but for some reason he just cant stop doing it. Cuz when your entire fucking dynamic is built on literally bullying each other any kind of attention feels good. Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons /ref

[jalbertfood]

why does aster wanna be so big. anyways butt load of doodles