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How can find out what kind of terrain this X-Raid Mini (that won the 2015 Dakar Rally) can handle? Get it stuck.
Hey there, hereâs a not-even-out-yet Cadillac ATS-V doing a fatty burnout at Americaâs F1 track:Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGPOo4p29Tk
Hereâs everything charmingly wrong with the Alfa Romeo 4C
More info (and video) here:Â http://jalopnik.com/everything-charmingly-wrong-with-the-alfa-romeo-4c-1699241755
This is the LaFerrari: A 950 HP Hybrid Hypercar.
More info here:Â http://jalopnik.com/laferrari-is-this-it-451065608
The Paul Harvey Ram Ad was beautiful.Â
Letâs help a young car enthusiast see his idea come to life. In this Jalopnik article, 4-year-old Eli concepts his dream car with the help of his Uncle. One of Eliâs stipulations? It has to be a BMW. Use Eliâs specs and show us your interpretation of this one-of-a-kind car. And donât worry, weâre sketching one too. http://awe.sm/rcKA
"Occasionally, after a day immersed in reading about cars, writing about cars, driving in cars, sobbing in cars so no one can see my shame, and generally having my brain defined by cars, I'll have to step back and remind myself just why we even have cars at all. To get our asses and our information from one point to another."
Find the full article here.
How To Watch An F1 Race If You're A Clueless American
Formula One, the world's premiere motorsport, is returning to the United States this weekend after a five year absence. Watching F1 is different than watching any other form of motorsport. It's faster. It's technical-er. And to the outsider, it's boring-er. It doesn't have to be this way. F1 can be absolutely incredible to watch if you know what you're doing. Here's are a few simple tips on how to enjoy the first United States Grand Prix at the Circuit of the Americas in Austin, Texas this Sunday if you're like the potentially large number of American viewers who will suddenly want to pretend that they're F1 experts.Â
Prologue: What is Formula 1?
Many of you may be tuning in to an F1 race for the first time with this USGP and have no idea what F1 is. In short, it started in 1950 and is the premier form of motorsports in the world. The F1 circus is comprised of 12 teams, each with two cars. The teams build their own cars and get engines from Ferrari, Mercedes-Benz, Renault, or Cosworth. Budgets for the teams can reach and exceed $500 million per year as they work to beat everyone else. Teams travel the globe from March until November on a 20-race odyssey that includes locales like Italy, Germany, Bahrain, Japan, and Monaco. All along, the teams are vying for two major championships: One for the driver and one for the team. The champions not only earn bragging rights, they get millions of dollars and a place in the history books.
1. Don't expect NASCAR
Worldwide, F1 is the most popular form of motorsports. In America, it isn't close. That's NASCAR's domain. If you come into F1 with the mindset that you're going to be watching cars bumping and banging into each other for three hours, you got another thing coming. Crashes do happen, and yes, there is wheel-to-wheel action, but there won't be crashes every eight laps or 'green, white, checkered' finishes. What it is about is precision and strategy. Just because there are no passes on the track doesn't mean there isn't a ton of action going on. It's a different sort of action. Just watching the leader set incredible lap times that can't be matched by anyone else is amazing in itself.
2. Pick your driver
If this is your first race, chances are you have no idea who these drivers are, and they have names that scare and possibly confuse you. A great way to have a vested interest in the race is to pick a driver. It gives you someone to root for and follow the entire time. The best part is that battles occur throughout the field, so if you pick a mid-pack driver, you aren't necessarily going to be bored out of your gourd for 2 hours. I typically try and follow three drivers in a race: Fernando Alonso, Kimi Raikkonen, and Kamui Kobayashi.
3. Learn the intricacies
F1 has a few little idiosyncrasies that every viewer needs to learn. First, F1 has a little device called KERS, or the "Kinetic Energy Recovery System." The system stores energy lost during braking in either batteries or a mechanical flywheel (No teams currently use the flywheel due to packaging issues). The driver can then activate the system to have an 80 horsepower boost for nearly seven seconds per lap. Another system, DRS, or "Drag Reduction System," was implemented to aid passing. If a driver is within one second of the car in front of him on certain parts of the track, a flap in the wing can be opened. This reduces wind resistance and increases top speed, which makes passing easier. Finally, F1 cars don't refuel, so pit stops are ludicrously fast. Like four tires changed in 2.3 seconds fast.
4. Get on Twitter
This is a newer development, but one that I find adds a lot to a race. Behind the scenes access to F1 teams used to be hard to come by, but now Twitter has opened everything up. Teams will tweet when they're pitting, interesting tid bits on strategy, weather forecasts, tire choices, and more. While the commentary teams on TV do a pretty good job keeping you up to speed, they cannot get the tiniest little nuances. Hearing commentary from team personnel straight from pit wall adds a whole new dimension to the race coverage. As a starter, follow a couple teams that pique your interest on Twitter. If you're more interested, there are some great insiders to follow. Caterham Technical Director Mike Gascoyne is a good source of info as are Will Buxton from SPEED's F1 team and journalist Ian Parkes. Part of the fun is also discovering your own insiders to follow and getting the right mix of commentary and humor. Experiment with it.
5. Get your seat set
Make sure you have some snacks, since an F1 race is a two-hour ordeal from flag to flag. I like to set up a "command center" that typically involves coffee, my laptop, the remote, and some sort of snack. Since F1 start times are usually in the morning, a breakfast treat is my normal fare for watching a race.
6: Turn on the TV
You knew that, right? Put on SPEED if you're in the US, since that's the only place to watch the races until next year.
7. Settle in for the race
You've chosen a driver, you've gotten on the Twitter, and you've learned about the little bits of the racing. Now what you need to do is watch. The race will begin with a standing start. I suggest turning up the volume as loud as it'll go because F1 cars sound unbe-freaking-lievable. After that I can guarantee you that anyone will find the race exciting for at least the first few laps, as the field is close together. But then they typically start to string out. And that's ok! That just means there are different strategies playing out. You get to start guessing at what someone might be up to. Do they have a problem? Are they conserving tires? How many pit stops are they making? It's like a game of chess, except a really exciting one at 200 MPH. Also pay close attention to the precision of the driving. I find how the drivers reel off perfect lap after perfect lap for two hours mesmerizing and quite incredible. These are the best drivers in the world at the top of their game. Like any sport, just watching an athlete in their prime is an experience in itself. It's no different in F1, except they are matching the incredible skill in the cockpit with some of the most advanced tech to ever hit the road. What are your tips for getting the most out of an F1 race?
Photo Credit: Getty Images, Shutterstock, AP
Remote-controlled helicopters make desert racing look just like Ivan "Ironman" Stewart's Super Off Road. Rad, dude!
3,000 pounds of freshly-revealed Mercedes SLS AMG Black and 400 pounds of motor. Nice.Â
The One Where Jeremy Clarkson Straps Rocket Launchers To A Porsche 944 Turbo
Welcome to Sunday Matinee, where we highlight classic car reviews or other longer videos I find on YouTube. Kick back and enjoy this blast from the past.Â
Thereâs no need to make a fancy headline for this story. What we have here is a clip from Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarksonâs 2008 DVD âThrillerâ where he straps homemade rocket launchers to the sides of a Porsche 944 Turbo and drives around blowing shit up.
That should be all you need to read before you start watching.Â
If I were to make a list called âGreat sports cars I want to buy for cheap but would deeply regret later,â the 944 would be somewhere near the top. It has a potent four-cylinder turbo engine, a Porsche badge, and looks that hold up pretty well today. As for long-term reliability, well⌠thatâs another story.Â
Mechanical issues aside, the 944 is the ideal car for experiments with illegal homemade projectile explosives. Watch as Clarkson uses the devices to take out traffic cameras, a police SUV, and even a bus. Iâm pretty sure that last one was a staged explosion, but I wonât argue because it looked so awesome.
And because I love you guys, I went ahead and posted the entire âThrillerâ movie, not just this clip. Enjoy yourselves!Â
Tell us -- what car would you strap a rocket launcher to, and what would you blow up?
No, Nissan, Having A CVT Will Not Improve Your Sex Life
In their new ad campaign for the redesigned 2013 Sentra, Nissan focuses on all the ways the car's features will improve your game with the ladies. We're going to have to call out one of the ads today because it just doesn't pass the truth test.
The campaign focuses on an ordinary-looking, clumsy, awkward schlub and his attempts to date a woman who looks like she could be a model. (Realistic, right?) This guy's not very smooth, so Nissan advises he put some extra smooth in his life by getting the new Sentra with the continuously variable transmission.
I'm just gonna say it straight up: A CVT will not improve your dating life. Â
We recently reviewed the Sentra (I'd love to dig it up but it's in server hell with the rest of Jalopnik) and while we gave it high marks overall, it lost a bunch of points because its transmission was so hugely disappointing.
My girlfriend owns a 2007 Sentra with a CVT, which means I have to drive it from time to time. I can personally tell you that attempting to coax anything close to meaningful acceleration out of that car is like trying to teach a puppy to do long division. It's ultimately pointless.
So fellas, why would a CVT help your game? Don't you think the ladies would be much more impressed if you opted for the Sentra's available six-speed manual gearbox?
Shifting your own gears shows her you're a man with incredible skills who knows what he's doing behind the wheel. A man to be taken seriously. And what if your date can drive stick herself? You think she'll be impressed by the lame-ass CVT?
This goes for the ladies too. I find a woman who can drive stick to be incredibly sexy, and I think most of you would agree. It shows she's independent, can handle a car just fine, takes care of herself and pays attention when she drives. All of those things are great qualities in a mate. (My lovely Sentra-driving girlfriend has since learned to hoon my five-speed manual WRX as well as anybody, in case you're wondering.)
So if you're looking to buy the new Sentra -- a perfectly fine small car -- do yourself a favor and get the stick. Your sex life will thank you.Â
How Much Would You Pay For Paul McCartney's Sweet Aston Martin DB5?
We brought you some celebrity car news earlier today with Bristol Palin's Dodge Challenger apparently being for sale, but this piece of news offers a much higher quality of both car and celebrity.
It seems that Paul McCartney's sexy navy blue 1964 Aston Martin DB5 recently sold for auction in London for £307,000, which is about $490,000 in 'Murrican money, according to this report in CarsUK.net. It's a great time to unload such a car, considering the fact that the original DB5 is apparently making a comeback in the new 007 film "Skyfall."
Of course, McCartney's former whip is loaded with all the accoutrements you'd expect from one of the world's biggest rock stars. It has a leather interior with music notes stitched in, a Motorola radio and a built-in record player that could spin 45s. (I wonder why in-car vinyl hasn't made a comeback, especially among the hipster crowd.)
This Aston's pretty hot. How much would you pay for one?Â
Photo credit CarsUK.netÂ
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Used Car Face Off: Safari-Mobile Or Luxobarge, Which Rover Is Right For You?
Welcome to Used Car Face Off, where we find two similar or similarly priced used cars and ask you which one you would buy. Choose wisely!
You never know when youâre actually going to need a 4x4. I tend to mock people who buy something four-wheel drive with locking diffs and crap like that just to go to Whole Foods. But after seeing what Sandy did to the East Coast, New Jersey in particular, all of those people whoâve never used low-range gearing before might actually find it useful. If their Range Rover hasnât been submerged already.
Even Jeep fans have to commend the capabilities of a Land Rover (Rover boss Maurice Wilks basically copied a Willys-Jeep to make the original Series I Landie in 1948) and the Range Rover is the ultimate refinement of the line. The new gen-4 model is being thrown around by reviewers right now. Trouble is, itâs going to start uncomfortably close to $100,000.
Thatâs why a quick poke around eBay finds lots of much cheaper Range Rovers to choose from, and gas prices are probably doing their fair share in keeping those trade-in values down. I found this special edition 2002 Range Rover 4.6HSE in a particularly fetching shade of yellow.
No, this generation Range Rover isnât as advanced as the one that just ended production, but it does boast all of the requisite modern touches: air suspension, push button-easy four-wheel drive system and lots of leather and wood. And 10 years on, this Range Rover still looks good because itâs free of the trendy design touches that have kind of sullied the more recent models.
At 10 grand, itâs dirt cheap too.
OK, so you have a sometimes-disastrous combination of Lucas and BMW electronics mated to legendarily shaky British build quality. And if youâre the kind of person who thinks a 4x4 shouldnât have anything resembling a sat nav or automatic AC, youâre going to like this V8 Defender 90 a whole lot more.
The Land Rover Defender is really the icon and a somewhat rare car in the US. The 110 station wagon was sold here in 1993 with the 3.9-liter Rover V8 and a five-speed manual. The shorter, two-door Defender 90 replaced it in 1994. But for â97, Land Rover upped the power to 4 liters and added an automatic in an attempt to civilize the old beast. I like that idea. But the reality is that they put the heart of a Range Rover into the mud-ready Defender.
Sure, itâs probably less comfortable than even a Jeep Wrangler and is as useful on Main Street as an ATV. But it looks great, especially with the contrastic hard top. And thereâs no frigginâ way youâre going to get stuck.
Trouble is, Defenders donât come cheap around here. This one has more than 100,000 miles and is still going for about 40 large. While a Defender is the iconic Land Rover, the drug dealer-yellow Range Rover is nice in its own right.
I happen to like the color a lot, and would gladly welcome it into my garage for the day some earthquake decides to make the highway not so driveable.
Which one would you pick, Jalops? Let is know on our Facebook page.
-Zac Estrada
Photos credit eBay
Need A Gas Station In Jersey? Check Out This Map Made By Kids
Have no fear, gas-seeking people of New Jersey. Your high school students have come to your rescue. Check out this map they put together of stations that still offer fuel and ones that are sold out.
According to the Huffington Post, IMSOCIO, run by Franklin High School in New Brunswick, launched this map Wednesday because their students thought New Jersey drivers needed a way to find out if gas stations were open and if there was any gas in peopleâs neighborhoods following the shortages and power outages caused by Hurricane Sandy. From their website, IMSOCIO âis an organization working with high school students to help them achieve success before, during, and after college.â
And getting them involved in mapping because, letâs face it, maps are cool. And itâs a double bonus when theyâre useful, too. How is the gas situation for everyone in New Jersey this Saturday?
-Zac Estrada