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Jonsa Reality TV AUs

Hey fam! I debated making a list of all my reality TV fics/one-shots, but then I thought it'd be more fun to include all the jonsa reality TV fics I could find, in the vein of @esther-dot's fic lists

Now, I've sorted these into category by TV show they're using/parodying, and I tried to go in the order they were posted. I debating @'ing all the authors I knew of, but that felt unfair in case I didn't know them, so I decided to just name them and not link. I also tried to root through fic collections on ao3, but if they weren't immediately obvious, I wasn't going to dig too far.

If I've missed any, please feel free to add on!

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The Bachelor/The Bachelorette/Bachelor in Paradise

Westeros Hunk: A Bachelor AU by asongforjonsa (M, 3k, incomplete)

Sansa spends the night with a mystery man before starting her "journey" on Westeros Hunk. Little does she know that her mystery man is a member of the crew…

how far this thing can go by surrenderer (G, 424, complete)

Fashion designer and current Bachelorette Sansa Stark has played coy with the results of her season so far, telling Westeros Weekly that we’ll just have to wait and see if she finds love with any of her 25 suitors.

brilliant gorgeous and ampersand after ampersand by alrightyaphrvdite (T, 3k, complete)

in which jon snow ruins the bachelorette

ever fallen in love (on national TV)? by ganymede_elegy (T, 65k, complete)

When Robb signs her up for The Bachelor, she nearly goes into an Arya-level rage blackout. When she learns why he signed her up for The Bachelor, she actually does. She manages to throw a (poorly aimed) bagel at his head at Sunday breakfast (to Arya and Rickon's delight and her mother's horror) before she realizes what she's doing. “If you love Jon Snow so much, why don't you apply to go on?” or, Robb signs Sansa up for reality TV because his favorite football player has been (reluctantly) wrangled into being the Bachelor

they don't love you (like I love you) by ganymede_elegy (M, 99k, complete)

If you had told her, seven months ago, that Ned Stark would be sitting on the living room couch with a bowl of popcorn on his lap, getting ready to watch the premiere of The Bachelor, she would have laughed in your face. or, Sansa deals with dating Jon in secret, becoming reality TV famous, and piecing her life back together

Rose... Thou Art Sick by Chispas_and_broken_bindings (M, 16k, incomplete)

Just off the western coast of Westeros, in the Sunset Sea, lies the aptly named Fair Isle, for its weather is mild, its hills are verdant, and along its thirty miles of coastline lies the pefect mix of picturesque bluffs, white sand beaches, and...maybe a dead body or two. Every year, viewers across the nation tune in to watch Faircastle, the white stone retreat of the fabulously wealthy Lannister family, fill up with beautiful young women, eagerly hoping to find love with The Prince Who Was Promised. This year, on the tenth anniversary of the hit show, Cersei Lannister, the cunning showrunner who makes the magic happen, has bagged herself a most famous prince, and is ready to expand the franchise. The loyalty of her protege, the mysterious Alayne Stone is tested when her past threatens to catch up to her. Come for the drama...stay for the murder? (I don't know. I'm so bad at summaries, guys)

Something Blue by GreenHikingBoots (NR, 20k, incomplete)

By all appearances, Jon Snow is the coolest, calmest, and most collected member of the Night's Watch, a crew of guys who fight through grueling and dangerous conditions to put out wildfires all across Dorne. That's why, after the death of their Commander, he's the one expected to fill the vacant position. But appearances aren't always what they seem. Lately, Jon's been feeling less cool, calm, and collected than ever before — and because the universe has shit timing, there's a new problem to add to the mix. Sansa Stark, the girl he's been pining for from afar, has agreed to appear on a dating show with a freakishly high success rate. Now Jon has two major decisions to make, neither of which he feels ready for. What will he do about the Night's Watch, and what will he do about his feelings for Sansa?

Bachelor in Paradise by ganymede_elegy (NR, 3k, complete)

prompt: Sansa is the host of a reality show (dating? survivor-y? Skill-based forged in fire-y?) and Jon is on the show.

Bachelor in Pardise II by ganymede_elegy (NR, 2k, complete)

prompt: Dany and Drogo at bachelor in paradise. Shit gets MESSY :D

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Edit by ricewithfries-blog

Bake Off

The Great Westerosi Bake Off by alltheprettylittlewolves (M, 50k, complete)

Don’t forget to turn on your oven. Don’t forget to turn on your oven. Don’t forget to turn on your oven. With that advice running on a loop in her head, Sansa enters the Bake Off tent for the first time. As the weeks pass, she decorates cakes, kneads dough, battles against soggy bottoms, and becomes closer to fellow baker Jon Snow than she ever anticipated.

chapter 15 by Rumaan (NR, complete)

Written for the prompt: I keep staring at you cause you’re gorgeous and when you confront me about it I panic and say I was trying to copy your techniques cause I had no idea how to do the technical and now I’m in your kitchen and you’re wearing an adorable apron and teaching me things you don’t know I already know, because I’m a disaster and you’re an angel… this is never going to work out Jon x Sansa I asked for The Great British Bake Off prompts to build up to the final, which aired last night.

chapter 16 by Rumaan (NR, complete)

Written for the prompt: Jon/Sansa "we live a short transport ride away from each other and you keep insisting I come over and try things for you during the week between shows… are you hitting on me or do you lack any other friends?" pretty please?! Thank you love! :D Another GBBO AU

chapter 17 by Rumaan (NR, complete)

Written for the prompt: you stole -i’m sorry- “accidentally took” my pastry from the freezer and used it, and I have held a grudge against you ever since that just seems to grow stronger every time you try to apologize and damn you for being a good baker and making it to the final alongside me… wait what do you mean you’re helping me sort out a disastrous bake? this is the final! go do your own thing! jonxsansa please :) More GBBO fic!

chapter 18 by Rumaan (NR, complete)

Written for the prompt: Jon x Sansa - we both thought I was joking when I proposed to you the moment I tasted your macaroons but this is becoming less and less of a joke for me and what did I do to deserve this? can’t I just bake in peace? Last of the GBBO ficlets - and my favourite out of them.

Chapter 25 by Rumaan (NR, complete)

Sansa gets an offer she really wants to accept.

Catfish

Catfish by ganymede_elegy (NR, 4k, complete)

oh look, it's another reality TV one shot from me. what a shocking turn of events.

The Circle

The Circle by ganymede_elegy (NR, 2k, complete)

prompt: the circle au

Come Dine With Me

Something's Cooking! by TaleWeaver (M, 5k, complete)

When the tv show 'Come dine with me' comes to Winterfell, the contestants include a wild game hunter raised in the Arctic North, and a ladies' man always conscious of his Iron Island roots. But the real story might be what's happening between Jon, the Northerner raised in Dorne, and Sansa, daughter of Winterfell Castle.

Eurovision

The Westerosi Song Contest by Loverlylo

Every year, each country in Westeros picks an artist to compete in a music competition to encourage friendly relations between the 10 countries. This year has on-stage eye sex, emotional breakdowns, boobs, an Essosi ringer, one country trying their damnedest to loose, a terrible comeback; and that's before it even starts. All Sansa Stark wants is to stop singing power ballads about being yourself because that's not who she is. Maybe the sound guy's number. But this is the Westerosi Song Contest. Nothing is ever that easy.

Love is Blind

Love is Blind by ganymede_elegy (NR, 1k, complete)

prompt: Love is Blind

Married at First Sight

Married At First Sight Westerosi Style by LadySeaSauvage (T, 25k, incomplete)

I don't know where this is going, but both Arya and Dany have filled out initial applications to get Sansa and Jon as contestants on this reality show. Currently, all of these people are strangers. That is the essence of the show. Two people get matched together based on commonalities and differences and immediately get married and have to figure out in 8 weeks if they want to remain married or get divorced.

You do know your dress is on fire, right? by vivilove (T, 1k, complete)

Sansa just wants a few minutes to compose herself in the sept before marrying a stranger for Westeros' ridiculous but incredibly popular reality tv show 'My Honeymoon with a Stranger.' It figures too many votive candles and a sweeping train would put her in danger of being burned alive before she gets to say 'I do,' right?

Queer Eye

The Lone Wolf's (fabulous) Pack by WinterRose527 (G, 15k, complete)

This is the Queer Eye/Game of Thrones cross-over that nobody asked for. Jon Snow is a handsome bachelor who is a bit too broody and doesn't do things for himself. Enter some meddlesome best friends, a group of five fabulous men, and we might just be able to find our Lone Wolf a mate...

The Truman Show

The Alayne Show by Amymel86 (T, 4k, complete)

He was cast to be Alayne's new love interest on the world's most famous reality TV show. Could Jon save her? Could he make her SEE? Make her question her reality? Can he succeed in all that without falling in love with her?

The Ultimatum

The Game of Ultimatums by kml24 (T, 4k, complete)

Follow the journey of four couples as one partner issues an ultimatum: Marry, or move on! Told through their confessional booth interviews, this season's couples include estranged sisters, reluctant partners, and one shocking confession! Don't miss any of this season's episodes!

[esther-dot]

MODERN AUs

tis the damn season 5k by @wildflower-daydreamer

Every year, Sansa comes back to her small hometown of Winterfell for Christmas. And each year, she and Jon fall into their old routine for her short stay. This year would be no different. Okay, maybe a little different. Inspired by the song 'tis the damn season by Taylor Swift. corresponding gif

Mistletoe Merriment 4k by @geekprincess26

Theon Greyjoy loves kissing pretty girls, so naturally he loves breaking out the mistletoe and spiked punch every year at the Starks' annual Christmas party. And every year, the girl he kissed the prior year shows up with an awesome new boyfriend - every girl except for Sansa Stark, who ends up with slimy, pathetic gits. Theon will have to go to ridiculous lengths, not to mention risk the legendary wrath of Jon Snow, in order to get Sansa the boyfriend she deserves. But he'll do it, because Theon Greyjoy is a loyal friend - and he'll never let a stupid sprig of mistletoe get the better of him.

When the Grinch Met the Redhead 1k by @yenstarkofrivia

the one where Sansa likes to sing Christmas songs at 3am and Jon is a miserable Grinch

merry and bright 27k by @cellsshapedlikestars

ex-child star Sansa Stark is in desperate need of money and takes a role in a Hallmark Christmas movie, filming in the mountain resort town of Wintertown, Vermont. There, Fire Chief Jon Snow is on set to oversee safety regulations. Sansa hates Christmas and she hates small towns, but a casual fling with a rugged local fireman might be just what she needs.

four 5k by @cellsshapedlikestars (I've reread this fic many times)

She had never put Jon and Christmas together, but now she thinks she'll never be able to separate them. or, four Christmases, three midnight excursions, two angry siblings, and one boy at the center of it all

Be My +1 47k by @vivilove-jonsa

Seven months after she attended a wedding with her brother's work colleague (and gave him a tipsy, unrequited kiss when he walked her to the door), Sansa Stark finds herself in the unenviable situation of desperately needing a date for her prep school reunion at a ski resort which will also be attended by her ex-boyfriend/boss's son, Harry Hardyng and her Former-BFF/Frenemy, Margaery Tyrell.

The Best Christmas Present (Is You) 3k @foreverreadingbeautifulbooks

Every year the Starks and honorary Starks spent the week of Christmas in the most northern of the lodges they owned. No guests were allowed to visit the lodge during that week and it was the one time a year where no one in their family was allowed to work. Everyone hung out, played in the snow, skied, baked, ate lots of food, and simply enjoyed being together. It was refreshing to spend so much time with her family since she felt like she’d barely seen them this last year. But, if Sansa was honest, after five days of hanging out with them nonstop, she’d been looking forward to spending a little bit of time by herself. Every year on Christmas Eve, while her mom and dad picked out the tree, Bran would play chess with their neighbor’s son, Lyanna - who was notorious for buying gifts at the last minute - went shopping, Arya and the rest of the boys would challenge each other to skiing contests, and Sansa would take that opportunity to have her own private holiday celebration indoors. She would warm up some hot chocolate, turn up her Christmas playlist, and snuggle down in some blankets to wrap all of her Christmas presents. But not this year. This year she was stuck with Jon Snow and his broken ankle.

the perfect gift for christmas for me would be 5k

“Be my boyfriend,” Sansa says. Jon's eyebrows raise, and she amends, “My fake boyfriend." or, Sansa, Jon, and fake dating for the winter holidays.

Christmas Carriage Ride 1.5k

Jon Snow has grown tired of his holiday job driving a horse-drawn carriage around the streets of Chicago. Then Sansa shows up, and Jon sees the city through new eyes

#LockedinLovers 8k by @amymel86

the one where Sansa and Jon are locked in a big ol' department store over Christmas because of a convenient snow storm

The Nightmare Before Christmas 3k by @ladysalvatore3

Sansa Stark was far from being perfect; she occasionally forgot to put the lid back on the toothpaste, she was constantly arriving late to places, she didn’t know how to change a tire or had any idea of what path her life was going to take, but there were three things that Sansa was absolutely sure about. She loved to write. Christmas was the best holiday ever. She hated Jon Snow.

'Tis the Damn Season 4k by @justhereforfandomandfriends

Four times Jon doesn’t ask Sansa to stay, and the one time he does. Sansa Stark was sneaking out of her childhood bedroom to sleep in Jon Snow's bed. If you'd told teenage Sansa, she'd have laughed in scorn (but she’d have flushed too). Twenty-nine year old Sansa was almost used to it. By now, it was practically a tradition, and there was nothing Sansa loved more than holiday traditions. corresponding moodboard

when the snow falls and the white wind blows 10k

Sansa Stark and Jon Snow had never been particularly close, but since her brother died and the two moved to the same city they have been spending more time together. Sansa tells herself Jon sees her as the little girl who lived in the house beside his. Jon tells himself Sansa sees him as nothing more than her brother's best friend. But when the two are snowed in on the way back home for Christmas, their thoughts change.

Shamelessly Un-christmas 3k by @jade-masquerade

After Jon denied her a kiss under the mistletoe last Christmas, Sansa tries to make amends.

A Tale of Two Christmases 2k by @jade-masquerade

A Christmas gift mix-up involving a special sweater brings Sansa and Jon together. corresponding fanart by @grrmartin

all i want for christmas is you...to tell everyone we're together 2k by @ben-barnes-is-my-husband

It's Christmas and all Jon wants is for he and Sansa to be public with their relationship.

Who's coming to you tonight? 1k by @kissed-by-circe

“So you want me, me and no one else, to dress up as Nikolaus and bring wee-“ his mind scrambles as he tries to remember the boy’s name, because Arya only uses pet names for him, and he doubts that her sister named her child Woolfling, Dr Snuggles, or Baby-Bear, “wee… Ar- Artos some candy, and tell him that he’s been naughty?” Arya forces Jon to play Nikolaus for her lil nephew, and somehow forgets to mention that singlemom!Sansa is really really hot

Lights 7k by @charmtion

Two years ago, Arya turned up on Jon and Sansa’s doorstep and left after a single, soul-aching conversation. Now they are gathered back together for a Stark family Christmas, where old wounds and new secrets threaten to collide.

Door to Door Delivery 2k by @hilarychuff

A drabble inspired by my While You Were Sleeping (1995). Jon walks Sansa home during a Chicago winter.

The Spirit of Christmas Gifset by @aureliacamargo

All I Want for Christmas Jonsa vid by @aerishe

FOLGERSCEST INSPIRED

(yes, that commercial prompted Jonsa content which makes me laugh so it gets a special shout-out!)

Perks of the Queen 5k by @intothecest

After years in his exile in the Night's Watch, Jon Snow finally answers a summons to Winterfell from his sister, Queen in the North, just in time for a festival. Gifts are exchanged, long-simmering feelings percolate up, and, oh yes, coffee has come to Westeros.

The Best Part of Waking Up 5k @jillypups

After a long stint up in Alaska doing manly things, Jon Snow comes back to the Stark family home where he spent nearly all of his childhood, where he called the Stark kids brother and sister. But things change after a few years go by.

Gifset by @cindy-clawford

OTHER

Light in the Darkest Days of the Year Little Women AU/historical AU 9k by @sibyldisobedience

Winterfell was a handsome old house of modest proportions, that had once seen better days. Its green shutters and gables had faded to a dull grey. Its stone walls could use a new coat of whitewash. And its family, the Starks, had once been counted amongst the most distinguished in Wintertown — a small, sleepy hamlet, just north of the bustling port city of White Harbour, where it was as likely to snow in the summer as not. But despite this dreary description, Winterfell was the happiest little home in the neighbourhood.  Even on the darkest, coldest days of winter, the little grey house radiated warmth and light from its frosted-over windows, like a beacon. 

Fairy Lights and Mistletoe 3k Hogwarts AU, by @maybetwice

Sansa has every intention of going to the Yule Ball with Jon, even though he isn't sure why.

Shine Your Light on Me 2k canon verse @thatgirlnevershutsup

Let's celebrate a Northern holiday with Sansa and Jon! Think about a Hallmark Christmas movie set in Westeros, and you're on the right track.

A Stark Solstice 1.5k canon verse @ritzintherabbithole

It’s only fitting, she thought, that fresh snow should blanket the land around Winterfell today of all days. It is pristine, virgin white snow, seemingly pure, but Sansa know knows the kind of monsters that hide in the cold and her time spent in King’s Landing cured her of any instinct to trust appearances.

A midwinter night's dream 2k canon verse

After the Long Night, Sansa fears winter more than ever. How will her new born daughter survive a winter that might last for years? But magic is gone from Westeros, and soon it becomes clear that every season only lasts for a few moons. Though winters are still brutal, there is always an end in sight. And every year on the darkest day of them all, the Starks in Winterfell have a feast.

Festive Jonsa Edit

Christmas Is Here Gifset and Merry Christmas Gifset by @tiny-little-bird

PRE CANON - WESTERN - FAIRYTALE - REGENCY - LITTLE WOMEN - SEASON SIX - ANNE OF GREEN GABLES - THE GIRL IN GREY - FREE CITIES - FAIRYTALE PART II - POLITICAL MARRIAGE - SALTY TEENS - POST CANON - RICKON LIVES - JON X ALAYNE

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[officialspec]

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

[officialspec]

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

[shinraalpha]

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

[depsidase]

[behaviornerdwithahat]

In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…

And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…

Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.

He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.

[sumi-sprite]

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

[thelegendofclarke]

The Holiday Au Part 1- Jon/Sansa (Part 2)

Ficlet written by the one and only @labonsoirfemme. Made for @gameofshipschallenges Countdown to Wintertown.

Margaery Tyrell (2:37 AM): So, Sansa – the girl whose house I’m staying at? She flew into LAX yesterday. She insisted on taking an Uber to the condo, ugh. Anyway, she just broke up with her bf too, and she’s a YA romance writer from the English countryside, so it’s basically a recipe for hermitude. Plz check on her and make her at least leave the house for coffee.

Jon already helped his temporary neighbor haul her bags up the stairs to Marge’s door the night before, but Marge’s text is the perfect excuse to go back and see how she’s settling in. Sansa’s not quite the shrinking violet Marge painted her as – at least, not after several afternoons working in tandem with her at the coffeehouse on the corner.  Over tea and dark-roast coffee, she plugs her way through her modern twist on the Rapunzel fairy tale while Jon sketches out some lyrics for the Night’s Watch’s next album.  When she comes to see them do a Christmas gig at the Wall, she wears this golden smokey eye makeup that makes him weak in the knees even before he buys her a drink, for which she pays him back with a kiss that tastes like gin and strawberry-flavored lip gloss. And after she finishes the first draft of the book – no, you may not read it! It’s terrible, honestly horrid, Jon. – he treats her to a round of good ol’ Los Angeles ice skating under palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights.

She’s proper and beautiful and thoroughly English even when she’s naked in his bed, pale skin flushed rosy pink because of what he’s doing between her legs, and Jon thinks that Marge disappearing to “bumfuck nowhere south England” is the best thing to ever happen to him.

[pastelwell]

Watched Muppet Christmas Carol last night and remembered this tweet

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

And he was right to do it!

[officialmacgyver]

You bring your A game when you work with the best that are the muppets.

[r4cs0]

Michael Cane doesn’t phone in anything not even a phone call

[hst3000]

Your options when working across from the Muppets are either Michael Caine’s ‘I am going to be the ultimate straight man and treat this like an RSC production’ or Tim Curry’s ‘I am going to out-Muppet the Muppets.’ There is no middle ground and both of them are hilarious.

[ai-manre]

It's so hard for me to remember that canonically, Jon is supposed to be super reserved and quiet, to the point that Stannis says "You spend your words as if every one were a golden dragon". Because in his head he's such a snarky yapper, up there with the Lannisters.

[everythingfox]

Sound on

[turtlegirl68]

[thelegendofclarke]

hit me with the jonsa soulmate fics bc i love to suffer and i have no halloween plans!!

GAH ok I know this is sooo late because I am The Worst™, BUT soulmate au’s are MAH JAM so ~hell yeah~ I have recs!

First of all, definitely check out all these soulmate and reincarnation au’s! Also here are some fics I really enjoyed that have been written since I made that list:

With Each Passing Day and Sweet Creature by @jonsasnow

All of My Misspoken Words by @subjunctivemood

Counting On You and An Echo of the Past in the Future by @bythunder

We are a part of each other by @captainbee89

We’re Just Young Gods by @allisonswan

my soul knows yours by siriuslydraco

Cover of Darkness by QuietCuppa

The Seasons of My Love by Lemoncake_Chioni

Bound Souls by @amymel86

A Thousand Lives (All Lived for You) by @starks-in-the-north

maybe home is not a place by AvaRosier

Strangers We’ve Become by @bulletandsophia

HAVE FUN AND HAPPY SUFFERING!!!

[miraart451]

Sansa and Arya have a lot of catching up to do, but there's still a little tension between them, so it's easier for them to talk not facing each other. This period is the most well groomed that Arya's hair has ever been.

[turtlegirl68]

I need Stark Sister Sleepovers!

[umwandamaximoff]

insp.

[ladysaruka]

Inappropriately Amorous

(Decided to a Regency AU that is NOT my Persuasion AU, for reasons)

There was a perverse family tradition of being incredibly reckless, perhaps even stupid, when it came to manners of the heart.

Keep reading

[xteacupx]

I decided to create something that I wish I had when I first got diagnosed with autism - so here’s my comic for ASDComicTakeover! You can find out more about the project here!

Keep reading

[narwhalsarefalling]

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

[narwhalsarefalling]

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of "both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency" but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a "re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you" but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read "Reguardless of Professor A's opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping" and its HILARIOUS

[narwhalsarefalling]

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

[narwhalsarefalling]

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word "husband"

and obviously all the students are like "oh i didnt know u were married!" because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

[narwhalsarefalling]

and shes like "yeah, its Professor A"

[narwhalsarefalling]

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

[narwhalsarefalling]

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A's desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

[narwhalsarefalling]

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

[beez-n-crackers]

[lolkolokliokoo-deactivated20170]

Jon x Sansa Modern AU

Miss Prattle’s Society Pages: I am certain there will be many heartbroken single ladies and ambitious matchmaking mamas by the time this news come to print. It has come to this author’s attention that Westeros’ most eligible bachelor, Crown Prince Jon Targaryen Snow has eloped with Lady Sansa Stark, eldest daughter of Lord Eddard and Lady Catelyn of Winterfell.