JamBealpert

[horreurscopes]

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

[theconcealedweapon]

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

[suicunesrider]

Never reblogged something harder in my life

[miiriya]

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Favorite Photoshoots | Daisy Ridley photographed by Steven Pan for Glamour (2017)

[ireallyhatetonystark]

steve, at wits end: bitch………………I decided not to sign the accords because I’ve been manipulated by the government before…. lol we all accidentally worked for hydra remember that… & then they tried to kill my best friend because the THOUGHT based on shitty evidence that he did it because they needed a scapegoat……and now I’m Literally trying to save the world from evil super soldiers…..& ur trying to stop me?????????????

tony, so far up both his and the governments ass: but ??? ur breaking rules?????? yikes????? let’s just go back to jail wouldn’t that b nice???

[mjalti]

[nolanyx-blog]

First look of Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth in the new “Men In Black” reboot

[swedishwarriorwoman]

[memesandlaughs]

[deejay]

Relog if you need this energy

source

[theryanproject]

[slimdaddymbaku]

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

[phroyd]

Thank Your Local Republican!

Phroyd

[ohgodshesloose]

Eat the rich

[phenoniix]

this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour

[astrodidact]

[hitrecordjoe]

I remember that day :) #tbt

[puppy95]

Gays can’t drive but bisexuals are speed demons I’ll run ur ass off the road honey I️ got places to be

[holyaura]

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

[holyaura]

upon reflection, after reading some of the responses on this post, i feel the need to revise my original statement. i do, in fact, hate every single individual man in the world.

[evepolastrl]

what did it cost? everything.

[harlequinhatter]

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink