Swedish Warrior Woman

Cecilia, '94, Sweden. Nurse, author, pianist.

[swedishwarriorwoman]

SIDEBLOG MASTERLIST (yikes, this has gotten out of hand)

@swedishwarriorwoman: Main blog. Total mayhem. Just about anything that I find interesting or funny. 

@finalfantasyandnerdiness: Pretty much what it sounds like. Final Fantasy, JRPGs in general, occasionally some anime, k-drama and c-drama. 

@reylohno: Originally a reylo sideblog from 2015. You know. Back when the shippers were receiving death threats on a daily basis. I actually kept this one a secret until we finally got our canon kiss. Delightfully problematic enemies-to-lovers ships tend to end up over here. 

@ceciliajohanna: My writing sideblog. I started it when my first novel was released back in 2016, but at some point it turned into mess of anything related to writing. When I write things that don’t belong to any fandom in particular, it ends up over here. 

@cecplaysthepiano: The sideblog where I upload my music. Lots of classical music memes and rants about whatever new piece and/or instrument I’m trying to learn. 

@nenyabusiness: This is where I go full Tolkien nerd. Right now, it’s mostly a strange combination of simplified summaries of Middle-earth events (TOLKIEN TLDR) and Haladriel/Saurondriel. 

[evenstarfalls]

PAUSE. VE SCHWAB POSTED HER TOXIC LESBIAN VAMPIRES.

[swedishwarriorwoman]

Thank you for the tag, @thelastcetra!

Favorite novel by each of six favorite authors.

This was a hard one, but here's a bunch of books that still haunt me. (Just picking one book by Schwab and Stiefvater was rough.)

Tagging @youwearfinethingswellwriter!

[amvs]

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

[amvs]

exactly. it’s not about whether you like it or understand it. it’s about sharing their joy and learning about who they are.

[amvs]

Real and true

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lamborghinea-pig]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.

See I know what I’m talking about.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.

[anonymousedward]

Greek philosophers be like

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[avidreaderffn]

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

[bananonbinary]

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

[thegirltate]

Adam Parrish

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[felicitypdf]

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

[aflo]

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

[ipunchmen]

please respect european cultural dishes

[daeronthedrunken]

really i think the red wedding is perhaps one of the best moments in modern literary history because its soooo much more than just that one scene ive said it once and ill say it again nothing in asoiaf is a complete and utter shock twist everything is foreshadowed like being woven into a great tapestry of everything that happens. the red wedding is foreshadowed so much you feel it looming over every narrative involved and i really do believe the cultural consciousness of the spoiler that it will happen improves the reading for the red wedding. you know that sickening feeling that everyone here involved is doomed and there's nothing youu can do to stop it. daenerys's vision of a king with a wolf head surrounded at a feast of the dead a whole book before it even takes place. the emphasizing of how you should never ever ever ever violate the laws of hospitality its a crime against the gods and catelyn continuing to push that they should eat first no more matter what. the legend of the rat cook and the gods anger over it. and then you realize not only is the red wedding a tragedy but it is just the beginning and a narrative device that will span every house involved and their downfalls. it is by design that tywin lannister plans it and he's dead by the end of the same book along with his grandson. oh red wedding you will always be famous i love you so dearly and i cannot wait to read the fabulous horror of the demise that lord walder frey will meet

[pollsgalore]

Why did you choose the 2nd language that you learned in school? (Such as choosing to learn Spanish in high school)

It was mandatory because of the country's official languages

I like the language

Lived closer to one of the countries with the language

A relative knew some of the language, so I took it because of them

Unsure of why I did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Other reason why you chose

See poll/I didn't have to take a 2nd language class in school

Voting ended onSep 17, 2024

[whichcouldmeanothing]

I didn't know it was a gift. I wore it like a curse. I was selfish. I… I tried to make nights awful for you. I wanted you to suffer. Because I was… suffering.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2x08 "And That's The End of It. There's Nothing Else"

[sheisraging]

Why is this the most stunning he has ever looked, help.

[liminal-zone]

[ronon-dex]

how to recognise a mike flanagan show:

1. people saying 4 pages of dialogue to another person who will stare back at them, looking devastated

2. mike flanagan's wife looking unbelievably hot

3. gay activity

4. carla gugino scaring the shit out of someone

5. just the worst gore you have ever seen. only for a few seconds. but christ it will stay with you

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[loo-nuh-tik]