I'll Get You For This

The names James Bartholomew Hook. You can call me James or Hook. Or just Captain. I'm the owner of The Jolly Roger Bar. I am also fourty-two years old. Father of two.

[adelaide---jones]

You know I didn’t want to live your guys’ lives. It’s not for me. But thanks.

I’m 17.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

It's not all bad. 

Your seventeen?! You actually look older. 

[fckmorgan]

Exactly what it implied. 

Anyway, if you be nice to people you’ll attract more customers. So maybe you being rude isn’t the best business move Dad.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

It's a bar Morgan. And in this bar there is no such thing as being too rude. I get great business anyway. Plus I don't usually work the bar often. It's just for today. One of my workers called in sick. Which is a load of bull shit.

[adelaide---jones]

Maybe you should.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

*Sighs* Hey, you could of just came with me and your sister when you had the chance to. But I'll try to be there for you as much as I can now. 

So, why don't you tell me how old you are then?

[mama-hudgens]

No, not usually. Only when they happen to close to work.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Oh well then get use to the environment then. But a bar isn't a place for pretty mate like you.

[emmymitchell-blog]

I’m sorry sir. I just can’t decide. Can I at least have a minute to decide?

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Well it seems you've had a pretty long time to think about it doll. 

[fckmorgan]

Sometimes I wish I didn’t.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Oh gee, what's that so pose to mean?

[adelaide---jones]

You should know how old I am, dad.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

I would love to know how old your are. But like I said. We don't keep in touch with one another.

[darling-desoto-deactivated20150]

Oh, bite me. What do you have?

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

I'm good on that offer. And anything with alcohol in it. But the rum is the best. 

[annaofnewyork-blog]

What a lovely way to treat your current and potential customers. Not every person drinks.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Babe. It's a bar. If you want water or some shit go to Mcdonalds. 

[sophia-hamed-deactivated2014091]

I’m exploring New York, obviously and they let me in.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Are you new to or something? Why the hell did they let you in? Your like sixteen. 

[edyn-westergaard-blog]

You are a very mean man.

And isn’t it a health code violation to not wear a shirt?

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Well I'm not a nice guy.

It's my bar. My rules.

[adelaide---jones]

Yeah, that one. And I graduate next year, you should’ve known that.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Well I didn't because you never told me. Or your mother.

[sophia-hamed-deactivated2014091]

Well I can’t buy beer since I’m not of age here.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Then why the hell are you here in the first place?

[princetriggerhappy-blog]

But what if I want a fruity drink?

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Then go to the other bartender. I only give out the beers mate.

[fckmorgan]

That’s awfully rude.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

You out of all people should know me by now. 

[mama-hudgens]

That’s no way to get someone to want to buy beer.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Then I'm guessing you don't visit bars often.

[adelaide---jones]

You haven’t talked to her? She’s doing awesome. She has a job over at Elle and she scored me one too - well, an internship but it’ll be a job once I graduate.

[jamescaptainhook-blog]

Of course I haven't talked to her. I always waited for her to do it first. Elle like in that one magazine for women or some shit? Well thats nice. Hope you get the job soon then. When do you graduate?