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TEXT: KAREN ⇄ COREY

Karen: pretty sure jessie is living with her mom? idk tho i thought he dad had moved in with chloe's mom but like im not up on all of the kids drama

Karen: KIDS WHO ARE SENIORS NOW I FUCKING CANT

Karen: omg but it works you're in some discomfort and then you feel BETTER.

Karen: i honestly just might. like it's not fucking fair i miss you ):

corey: oh lol i don't know their drama either. i try to avoid it like the plague.

corey: not this plague.

corey: lol that was funny tho.

corey: damn they are graduating now. or like next year. that's insane. what's eli gonna do with his life?

corey: i miss you too :c

#karentext

TEXT: KAREN ⇄ COREY

Karen: when im so fucking close of breaking out of my house and coming over there.

Karen: but like also breaking eli out and dropping him off at jessies bc we're both going FUCKING INSANE

Karen: i swear i fight with him but i feel like we've fought so much more lately

Corey: i'm pretty sure jessie's dad doesn't want eli's congested ass over at their house.

Corey: also he's right the netipot is like being waterboarded.

Corey: but i wish you could. it's ridiculous over here. just...tik toks...zach being himself...i can't.

#karentext

@karendukes: no. don't.

@coreyjames: okay but...if you're getting drunk with a raccoon...you're truly...getting.../trashed/.

#tweets

@coreyjames: i also would like to get wasted with a raccoon.

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@cassiexxjames: AAHHHH im 63% that bitch :P

@coreyjames: i will be more 'that bitch' than you one day i s2g.

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@karendukes: for real? i think the quiz is rigged, cause i only got 49%

@coreyjames: LMAO I'M MORE THAT BITCH THAN YOU AEFHAOWDSH

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@coreyjames: took that lizzo spotify quiz. turns out i'm 62% that bitch.

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@leigh10mitchell: gretchen's mom is a milf. that's it. that's the tweet.

@jamescoreyjames: liked this tweet!

#// someone go get him too

text to asshole #1.

Zac: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e2/4f/ff/e24ffff2a3902b17434d0f2189aad2c0--leopard-kitten-cutest-kittens-ever.jpg

Zac: I SWEAR IF KANE EATS HIM

Corey: OH MY GOD.

Corey: he's so fucking cute wtf.

Corey: i s2g yall should've made a fucking christmas card with a family picture with your pets on it jesus...or do one of those lame cliche "merry christmas from our family to yours" because holy shit.

#zactext

text to asshole #1.

Zac: OH OH OH BEST THING SHE COULD GET ME

Zac: A pet "cheetah"

Zac: Well, a cat, that has cheetah spots, and his name is Jason and im TOP trash and god he's so cute, Kane is gonna hate him lol

Corey: holy shit no way.

Corey: pics or he doesn't exist.

Corey: also @ kane do not eat.

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text to asshole #1.

Zac: Oh my god did she ever. though i feel like now it's a waiting game to see when she actually starts to bug for grand kids. and i just have to show her Kane again Lolol

Corey: hahaha oh my god don't let her jinx it.

Corey: also what'd she get you (because i'm nosy).

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