im a mouse,duh

Karen Monika Dukes eighteen. 2k19 grad.

[jesstinsource]

Jessica Davis and Justin Foley in the Season 4 Trailer for 13 Reasons Why

[karendukes]

TEXT: KAREN ⇄ COREY

corey: oh lol i don't know their drama either. i try to avoid it like the plague.

corey: not this plague.

corey: lol that was funny tho.

corey: damn they are graduating now. or like next year. that's insane. what's eli gonna do with his life?

corey: i miss you too :c

Karen: i have missed your dumb jokes so much i actually laughed at that

Karen: next year...if this plague is over by then

Karen: eli knowing what to do with his life? i don't know.

Karen: fuck this, im breaking out and coming over. WHO'S GONNA STOP ME MY MOM? ELLIOT?

[karendukes]

TEXT: KAREN ⇄ COREY

Corey: i'm pretty sure jessie's dad doesn't want eli's congested ass over at their house.

Corey: also he's right the netipot is like being waterboarded.

Corey: but i wish you could. it's ridiculous over here. just...tik toks...zach being himself...i can't.

Karen: pretty sure jessie is living with her mom? idk tho i thought he dad had moved in with chloe's mom but like im not up on all of the kids drama

Karen: KIDS WHO ARE SENIORS NOW I FUCKING CANT

Karen: omg but it works you're in some discomfort and then you feel BETTER.

Karen: i honestly just might. like it's not fucking fair i miss you ):

[karendukes]

@yeelijah: I AM NOT GOING TO BE VOLUNTARILY WATERBOARDED, KAREN.

@karendukes: BUT IT FUCKING WORKS

[karendukes]

TEXT: KAREN ⇄ COREY

Karen: when im so fucking close of breaking out of my house and coming over there.

Karen: but like also breaking eli out and dropping him off at jessies bc we're both going FUCKING INSANE

Karen: i swear i fight with him but i feel like we've fought so much more lately

[karendukes]

@yeelijah: i have ALLERGIES. not the RONA.

@yeelijah: HOWEVER, i would still like someone to suck this shit out of my head with one of those squishy things they use because babies cannot blow their noses.

@yeelijah: that's all. thank you.

@karendukes: MOM GOT US A FUCKING NETI POT FOR A REASON. FUCKING USE TO ELIJAH.

[buwans]

[karendukes]

@coreyjames: okay but...if you're getting drunk with a raccoon...you're truly...getting.../trashed/.

@karendukes: you need to stop hanging with my brother.

[karendukes]

@coreyjames: i also would like to get wasted with a raccoon.

@karendukes: no. don't.

[karendukes]

@coreyjames: LMAO I'M MORE THAT BITCH THAN YOU AEFHAOWDSH

@karendukes: -_-

[ifthelibertyhighwallscouldtalk]

There is always the person who wants to latch on and you aren’t into hugs

[karendukes]

@coreyjames: took that lizzo spotify quiz. turns out i'm 62% that bitch.

@karendukes: for real? i think the quiz is rigged, cause i only got 49%

[bitterbluesargent]

Binge (2018) – Alisha & Brandon

[karendukes]

TEXT: KAREN ⇄ ELIJAH

Eli: omg that's even harder to drive tho

Eli: but okay haha

Eli: i'm hoping i pass easy too lol

Karen: But safer.

Karen: I have faith in you.

[karendukes]

TEXT: KAREN ⇄ ELIJAH

Eli: i mean idc whenever lmao

Eli: i've had my learners for a while but mom says me driving makes her nervous

Eli: and i almost hit a pole in the target parking lot so

Karen: Okay so we're taking dad's truck because i don't even want the threat o you hitting a pole with my car.

Karen: Mom said the same thing to me too, but i passed on my first try so.

[karendukes]

TEXT: KAREN ⇄ ELIJAH

Karen: So when i'm i taking you driving?

[just-shower-thoughts]

People named Karen, must despise the internet at this point.