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Donald Trump: “When I’m president, my administration will charge all 3 million American Muslims as co-conspirators in the Orlando shooting, including Muslim-in-Chief Obama.”

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911 tape of Donald Trump predicting Orlando shooting

After the shooting in Orlando, Donald Trump said “I called it”.

What has happened in Orlando is just the beginning. Our leadership is weak and ineffective. I called it and asked for the ban. Must be tough

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

June 12, 2016

And despite what the liberal media tells you, Trump did call it. In fact he called it in to 911 while there was still time to do something to prevent it. Here’s the actual 911 transcript from March, a full 3 months before the attack:

OPERATOR: Hello, 911.

TRUMP: This is Donald Trump, the host of the Apprentice and the next president of the United States.

OPERATOR: Did you have something to report?

TRUMP: Yes, there will be a terrorist attack.

OPERATOR: There’s an attack happening now?

TRUMP: No, but it will happen.

OPERATOR: When?

TRUMP: Sometime in the next 1 to 48 months.

OPERATOR: Do you know where it will happen?

TRUMP: Yes, somewhere in the US. Or maybe Western Europe. Anywhere there are weak leaders who won’t stand up to ISIS.

OPERATOR: Is there anything we can do to stop the attack?

TRUMP: Yes, elect me. Only I can stop them.

OPERATOR: Goodbye.

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Donald Trump: “I could stop Islamic terrorism by killing all billion Muslims tomorrow, but Obama won’t step aside and let me lead. Selfish!”

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BREAKING: Thoughts and prayers solve gun violence once and for all, thus rendering gun control unnecessary.

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Nobody is better at “telling it like it is” than Donald Trump reading from a teleprompter.

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OF COURSE Paul Ryan has to support Trump, despite the racism. Ryan is a Republican, he was BORN THAT WAY, so he can’t just choose who he supports.

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RIGGED!!! Hillary Clinton rigged the Democratic primary by getting 12,989,134 corporate shills to vote for her. Her voters stole the election!

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That awkward moment when GOP elites spend 15 years trying to limit minority and youth voting, and then their own voters choose two unacceptable candidates.

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April oops!

Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant proclaimed April as Confederate Heritage Month in his state. April Fool! Oops, nope, it's real: http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/25/politics/mississippi-confederate-heritage-month/

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Muslim ban*

That awkward moment when Donald Trump will ban all Muslims, but then makes an exception for the rich ones.

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Look, you liberal media fools, Donald Trump is too busy running for president to develop coherent plans for what he’d do once in office.

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Donald Trump: "But enough about how Ted Cruz is a liar, let me explain how this video of my campaign manager assaulting a reporter doesn't show what it looks like..."

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My religion forbids contraception, so I should not have to pay my employees since they MIGHT use those wages to purchase birth control.

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Donald Trump: “Brussels, Lahore. I alone can solve the terrorist problem. And we’ll all be safe. But I can’t reveal any of the details until I’m president.”

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That awkward moment when they allow guns at the Republican Convention and tempers flare and then no one’s alive to blame the chaos on Obama.

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Donald Trump: “You’re telling me He never dated a model, got crucified, and even after He rose from the dead he still stayed a virgin? Loser!”