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[jamesjosephk-blog1]

I hate when people ask for likes, because then do they really like it or are they just feeling obligated to like it?

Like if you agree

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When you clean you’re washing machine you’re washing machine.

When you clean a vacuum cleaner you’re the vacuum cleaner.

When you shit on the carpet you’re just an asshole Ricky.

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Why do they say they have the music in their bones? Like shit wouldn’t it be nicer in their ears?

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Adults are just as stupid as kids. I mean sure, they believe in Santa and the tooth fairy, but most of us still believe that Utah and the Prime Minister are real soooo...

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I absolutely hate it when someone starts a joke and doesn’t finish it. Like even if it’s shitty I need closure. It’s the same as

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I don’t understand the expression “it’s always the last place you look.”

Like yeah? Why would I keep looking if I’ve found it? Saying that is just as helpful as sitting back and saying “wouldn’t be looking if you didn’t lose it, would ya?”

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Classic case of false advertising. I dropped a couple in my soda and it tasted like shit. Smooth ice? Not even close.

Enjoyed chewing on them after though (not very smooth, and probably not even ice from what I can taste) 6/10 possibly buy again.