[jamjamnam]

We’ve reached new heights in the adventures of instacart. After my shopper decided to interchange grated parmesan cheese with cheddar slices, he also changed apple cider out for apple cider vinegar.

[jamjamnam]

This new development at my local target might have sent me over the edge. Why even have a store then? Also, have someone man the area so people don’t have to wait 5 min to grab a face wash.

[tchaikovskaya]

[tchaikovskaya]

[julierthanyou]

i'm losin it omg

[saywhat-politics]

[dallonwrites]

do not have the energy to block these bots anymore. hey girlies do you enjoy literary fiction?

[guerrillatech]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[styro-sometimes]

Twitter lawyer warns that Elon Musk is putting company at risk of billions in FTC fines - The Verge

Elon Musk is putting Twitter at risk of billions in fines, warns company lawyer

“Elon puts rockets into space, he’s not afraid of the FTC.”

The Verge reached out to Musk for comment. Twitter no longer has a communications department.

[esoanem]

[link]

The metaverse is dying, reblog to make it die faster

[quasi-normalcy]

Imagine if both Facebook and Twitter had collapsed by next year.

[arirna]

[goldcrescent]

the matt smith is hot agenda is gaslighting on a level I haven’t witnessed since bbc sherlock

[jamjamnam]

What a way to turn around a crummy week! This is such a large amount. But I want him to suffer more, you know?

[bettedavisgf]

the factory workers in charge of making sure each container of strawberries has one rotten one hiding in the middle

[ryebreadgf]

babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain

[theancientwayoflife]

~ Sandals.

Period: New Kingdom, 18th Dynasty; Reign of Thutmose III

Date: ca. 1479–1425 B.C.

Place of origin: Egypt, Thebes, Wadi Gabbanat el-Qurud, Wadi D, Tomb of the Three Foreign Wives of Thutmose III

Medium: Gold sheet

[jamjamnam]

Sigh. We continue to be in the bad timeline.