Iconic quotes and the fics that made us love them
Some writers were recently talking about the quotes that readers quote back in the comments (btw, writers LOVE to have their writing quoted back at them when it’s done in a nice way). That led to a discussion of people’s favorite bits of writing, both their own and from others. Enjoy this collection of HP fandom writing at its best.
Blood and Fire by @lqtraintracks (44.9K) - Harry has spent the last twelve years in Romania, not returning to England as often as he knows he should. It’s complicated. But when Ginny asks him to be her best man and help her plan her wedding, he can’t say no. Having a reckoning with his choices, with himself, won’t be easy. To say nothing of seeing Draco again.
Draco took three leisurely steps closer, though it didn’t feel at all relaxed. Harry felt like he was being stalked. The fine hairs along his arms leapt to attention.
Draco’s gaze flicked down his body and back up. He huffed a bemused breath. “I’ve fucked you in that shirt.”
A Boyfriend is a Privilege by @xx-thedarklord-xx (16K) - “Just because I like Harry’s cock up my arse does not mean that you get to judge me.” Harry groaned pitifully at Draco’s words as he heard gasps coming from the Dursley's nosy neighbors.
“You don’t see me judging you for having a long necked—belongs in a muggle zoo—looking wife. Where you place your prick is none of my business.”
Sometimes, Harry really hated his boyfriend.
“Why are you here?” Harry whispered against Draco’s lips as he placed several small kisses to the other boy’s lips.
“I told the Dark Lord to go fuck himself.”
Flowers and Antlers. by @snortinglaughter (WIP) - Harry had never seen Malfoy do anything but sneer and smirk. It was so strange, not only to see him being friendly for once –and with Neville– but to see such an open and sincere expression from him. Was Malfoy trying to gain Neville’s trust to serve his own dark and mysterious purpose?
“I assume that, even though you are not in my class anymore, Harry, and that you never joined, young man,” she said sparing a resentful look for both of them, “you are still aware that a simple Scourgify is not enough to achieve the desired cleanliness of a Seer’s instruments. I urge you to set to the task at hand with the utmost care; the teacups are easy, but I would very much appreciate it if you’d handle my balls with extreme delicacy.”
“Yes, Professor, don’t worry; we would never forgive ourselves if we broke your balls,” Malfoy said with all seriousness and Harry blurted a laugh that he had to disguise as a savage coughing attack.
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Malfoy Dildo by @callingdrarry (5.4K) - When Harry goes to a Charity Auction he doesn’t expect to come away with a sex toy that used to belong to the Malfoy Family, and he certainly doesn’t expect to bond himself to it - but then again, when has Harry’s life ever gone as he expects?
Harry’s mind went blank as he stared at the bottom of the box, because nestled there in the white tissue paper was… was a giant gold dildo. There was no way it was anything else. Fertility statue, Harry’s fucking arse, that was a dildo — that was a fucking dildo.
The Heart’s Honest Truth by @bixgirl1 & @carpemermaidtales (16K) - Draco is cursed to speak in questions. Well…Spelled, thanks to the stupidly improper archival practices of the fourth century. Harry Potter is there to save the day, but Draco isn’t going to give in to his help so easily. Fortunately, the method of saving might be more satisfactory than Draco expected this time.
“Potter, may I speak with you?” he asked tightly.
Harry tried not to choke on his food. “Um. Sure. What?”
“Can we go somewhere more private?” Draco’s eyes shifted back and forth, making him look cagey, and not at all like someone Harry would want to go somewhere ‘private’ with. Except that, well, he did.
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