Janelle IRL

Trans woman in Brooklyn. Recent transplant from Germany. Language Enthusiast. Document Hoarder. Trans Activist. Trouble-maker. Ethical Slut. The Girl you call Daddy. She/Her.

[janelleirl-blog]

My roommate gave me new bras that sorta fit. Also, this account is now just thirst traps. (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv3UMYGl7gE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c07q1ucl48vv

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[all-hail-mono-onion]

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

Bucket

[tadpoledancer]

Hello darkness my old friend

[fuckyahumor]

damnnnnn 

[cdpdoodler]

enemy spotted

[tyleroakley]

i spent a solid 10 minutes zooming into the distance to find anything gay

and here they are, reblog for thriving queer energy

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Go Escape - FREEDOM!

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?

Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Dodgeball Duel - fast paced dodgeball game!

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Grass Cut - cutting the grass is surprisingly satisfying

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Hoop Smash - tap to smash!

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[weskit-deactivated20141112]

Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3

[greenlikethesea]

okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton

dolly parton is the best

i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:

“No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable.”

“No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde.”

[roachpatrol]

dolly parton once entered a dolly parton look-alike contest and lost.

[machinaux]

country mom

[janelleirl-blog]

Dolly Parton, the Icon we need.

[silverbelling]

[janelleirl-blog]

The religious fundies are throwing tantrums outside @catlandbooks tonight. Send our #LocalBusiness some love/support. Keep it cute, and carry on. #Brooklyn #QueerOwnedBusiness #LoveNotHate (at Catland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpLNwkjl73A/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cn9llt7ubgar

[janelleirl-blog]

Tonight at 7pm is the 2nd #Tranniversary of #GenreReassignment, Brooklyn's only trans open mic. Stop by @metropolitan_bk, and you may get to see this #Fish dazzling in this #Vintage #WolfFur coat. Why wear fur in August, you might ask? Because I am just so dedicated to pulling off stunning looks for you all! @margo_a_gogo does her first comedy set for us promptly at 7pm, #BrooklynQueerTime, so COME THROUGH, bring your #TransLit, and #SupportQueerArt! Happy Hour is 4-8pm. See you there, Lovelies! 💋🧜‍♀️ Dr. Juno Tempest . . . . . #Brooklyn #BK #Nightlife #Williamsburg #Wburg #NYC #NY #TransOfInstagram #TranOfTheGram #TransInPublic #BlueHairedBeauties #BlueBrows #BitchBrows #SmokeyEye #FurEver #FurriesOfInstagram #SecondHandFur #VintageFur #FurCoat #AugustHeat (at Williamsburg, Brooklyn)

[kagero68]

Suave, slow and elegant movements. I can not stop been mesmerized.

[dancinggrimm]

Whoooa!

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

“ tries “ ?

[janelleirl-blog]

#tfw you hate yourself so much, you get #Daria and #Planchette tattoos for #FridayTheThirteeteenth. Keeping myself in check. #SorryNotSorry

[whitepeopletwitter]

Interesting thought

[ambernicole]

“Nick Jonas could choke me on any holy day.” Nick Jonas Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets

[janelleirl-blog]

Oh Hai Daddy 👅 😈

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing?

Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers at my dying battery with every software update!

[janelleirl-blog]

😹😹😹

[janelleirl-blog]

This photo speaks for itself. (at Bushwick)

[janelleirl-blog]

#tfw he flakes for the second time. Sirens have feelings, too, dude. #DeepInTheFeels #ActualMermaid (at Bushwick)

[setheverman]

“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long

[janelleirl-blog]

I'd get down on guitar gut 👅💦🧜🏼‍♀️

[janelleirl-blog]

It's #TransDayOfVisibility. Here I am. A Tran. In her wild habitat in the bathroom of @bizarrebushwick for a #selfie break. Gotta fill the time somehow, now that I'm #SmokeFree. #ActualMermaid #BlueHairedBeauties #BlueBrows #DoubleTonguePiercing #TitsForDays (at BIZARRE Bushwick)

[janelleirl-blog]

Back when I worked for that neighborhood café for a week, but still have keys but no hours. #HireTransWomen #PayTransWomen #KeepTransWomenEmployed #BlueHairedBeauties #BlueBrows #BrooklynGrafitti (at Caffeine Underground)