Shortie like mine

Welcome to the one and only blog of Jane Hayward. Hopefully you know me as one of the resident skanks at William McKinley High. Otherwise I ain't doin' my job right and we can't have that. You'll mostly find me hanging out under the bleachers with the rest of the skanks and even the stoners. They at least know how to handle life and don't have sticks up their asses like a lot of you.

[janeskankward-blog]

skankbritt:

Brittany scowled as she leaned against the wall of the gym, letting her eyes graze over the crowds. She hated school dances and every time she ended up at one, she wondered why the hell it was a good idea. Spotting a familiar face walk by, Brittany smirked to herself.

“I wouldn’t bother with the punch. It tastes like shit, even without being spiked. There’s bottles stashed in the bathrooms. At least drunk losers are fun to watch.”

Jane chuckled, shaking her head at Brittany. “I wasn’t even going to bother with the punch. I believe someone promised to attempt vanilla vodka.” Jane said as she leaned against the wall beside Brittany. “Honestly, you look bored as fuck, Brittany.” 

[skankbritt]

I feel you. S’not like there’ll be anyone to hang out with either ‘cause everyone is either at school or they’re one of those douchebags that hang out at the stake park. I’d rather actually dance than be with them

[janeskankward-blog]

Exactly. Although sometimes I’m one of those douchebags that hang out at the skate park. Not that often though, but sometimes it happens. Mostly when I don’t want to go home and deal with family. 

[quarterbackanderson]

They ignored me completely. 

[janeskankward-blog]

Screw them, Anderson. As much as I don’t fully care for you, you don’t deserve shit like that. 

[janeskankward-blog]

Text ✉ Mason ↔ Jane

Mason: Oh, well I will try not to give you a reason then. Help you with what if you don't mind me asking.

Mason: It seems I'm always getting on her badside. I still think she's scary either way.

Mason: That's stating the obvious a bit, isn't it? No matter. I doubt you will need help but since I'm your tutor buddy you may use me whenever you need. :)

Mason: Maybe it's not. Just because Brittany does something doesn't mean you do. I feel bad. If you would prefer it, we don't have to kiss. We can just study and be friends :D I'll still get you your sodas. I'm getting Frida pizza and salad and coffee and I share gummy bears with Rachel. So maybe sodas can be our thing?

Mason: Are you going to the dance?

Jane: Good boy. Well if you find me slightly intimidating it helps my rep. Whereas if you don't, then it screws me over.

Jane: It's easy to get on her bad side. Unless you're someone she cares about in some way.

Jane: Just a bit. I'll keep that in mind.

Jane: Frida says I should join a club. To keep me staying in classes and all. Sure thing.

Jane: I am going to the dance. I wouldn't pass off free vanilla flavored vodka.

[skankbritt]

I’ll sneak some in just for you.. You are going, right? Don’t wanna endure that shit by myself. There ain’t no way I’ll skip going though. Anything I could possibly ruin is unmissable

[janeskankward-blog]

If it means free vodka, hell yeah. I want to skip going but at the same time, it’s either go or stay at home and I ain’t feeling up for that. 

[janeskankward-blog]

I saw my parents in the mall today and I got blanked by both of them. The sooner I get out of this hell-hole, the better. I can’t wait for graduation. 

Got blanked? I don’t think any of us can wait for graduation, but hey. You’re doing good so far, right? 

[janeskankward-blog]

Text ✉ Mason ↔ Jane

Mason: Well you haven't threatened to hurt me or anything so I'm assuming you like me a little bit. Yes I think you're cool. You are also slightly intimidating, but I enjoy speaking with you.

Mason: Oh, cool. I mean not cool that she scares you, but the sometimes part. How do you do it?

Mason: Oh no, Jane I meant no insult to your intelligence, I'm very well aware that as we've spoken you are intellectual. Everyone is even if it's only a bit. It's motivation that usually trips everyone up.

Mason: You're not sure? Are you not a Skank? Don't you guys kiss people and all of that?

Jane: I haven't had a reason to threaten to hurt you yet. Well, I'm glad that I'm slightly intimidating. That certainly helps me.

Jane: How do I not get scared easily by her? Very carefully, I guess. She's not that scary if you know how to stay on her good side.

Jane: You're not insulting my intelligence. I'm just saying that maybe if I actually started attending all my classes instead of skipping out I'd be better.

Jane: Of course I'm a skank. I just didn't realize that's a part of being a skank. No one told me that. Besides, there's no one in this school that I want to kiss. So, no. I'm not sure.

[thefabulousfrida-deactivated201]

Interesting. We might have something in common with the getting drunk part. Well, you know that education is important, and cutting class is for losers. Maybe, you should join a club or something that will keep you in school.

[janeskankward-blog]

Yeah, yeah. Something I hear everyday. Minus the club part. Nothing really catches me, you know? I think half the school enjoys getting drunk. We all have that in common. 

[skankbritt]

It probably ain’t no surprise that I think dances are fucking stupid.. So I thought I’d do everyone a huge favor this year. Any preferences on what your drinks are gonna get spiked with? Depending on how nice you are to me will make the night fall onto a scale that starts with sweet as hell vanilla vodka and ends with ruffies. Game on, bitches

[janeskankward-blog]

I’ll definitely take the sweet as hell vanilla vodka. You really can’t beat that. Well, you could, but I do enjoy my vodka. 

[janeskankward-blog]

Text ✉ Mason ↔ Jane

Mason: Well Rachel said one of the Skanks could help. I don't believe Michael or Brittany like me much to help. Frida and Unique would just laugh at me. I figure I should go to you. I think you're cool :)

Mason: Does she scare you?

Mason: It feels wrong just giving you a soda. Hm. Since you're teaching me stuff, maybe I can tutor you with school work? WE COULD BE TUTOR BUDDIES! I mean if you want.

Mason: I need to learn as soon as possibile, but I suppose Saturday or Sunday would work. Does kissing usually take that much preparation?

Jane: And I like you much? Wait. You think I'm cool? D'you hit your head or something?

Jane: Brittany? Yeah, she scares me. Sometimes.

Jane: I doubt I'd need a tutor if I attended all my classes every week. But sure. A soda and a free tutor.

Jane: No, of course not. I guess. I mean, I'm not sure.

[thefabulousfrida-deactivated201]

Ehh, okay. I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not. But, whatever. So, what’s in your description this week? I assume not attending class, and getting drunk is definitely on your to-do list. 

[janeskankward-blog]

That’s on my list every week, actually. At least the getting drunk part. Cutting class I need to cut down on unfortunately. Assholes are gonna get me in trouble at home. 

[cheeriodani-deactivated20160302]

Coach called me into her office this morning.

[cheeriodani-deactivated20160302]

It’s going to a little difficult but it’s not the worst. Our season ends in January so it isn’t that far away.

[janeskankward-blog]

Surprisingly no. Which is kind of weird to think about. But at least you look good! 

[cheeriodani-deactivated20160302]

Coach called me into her office this morning.

[janeskankward-blog]

She informed me that I’ve been selected as the Cheerios vice-captain. That’s actually kind of cool even if I can’t change my hair color to an ‘unnatural’ color until the football season is over.

I bet that’s going to be hell for you. Am I right? Though it wouldn’t be too bad for your hair to breathe.

[janeskankward-blog]

Text ✉ Mason ↔ Jane

Mason: I also might need your help in talking cool. Rachel helped me a bit. 'YOLO' and 'you do you' are the only ones on the list. I accept Mase, but I suppose if you wish, you may call me 'nerd.'

Mason: She told me once if she was "trashed," she would as me if we wanted to do that. I believe she was messing with me, but now I'm not so sure. Hm. She scares me so I would like to avoid her. Thank you.

Mason: A soda? That's it? Well I guess. What kind of soda?

Mason: I'll work on getting rid of Madison and my parents won't be home so we don't have to worry about that stuff. Does Friday after school work for you?

Jane: I may not be the best person for that, you know? Maybe Frida or Unique or something.

Jane: Brittany scares a lot of people, so you might want to get used to it.

Jane: A soda, yeah. It doesn't matter what kind, honestly.

Jane: Friday? As in this Friday? That soon?

[janeskankward-blog]

Text ✉ Mason ↔ Jane

Mason: Noted, I will remember this for future human interactions.

Mason: Please do not call me that. Well I mean I play guitar, too. Santana, Marley, and Becky think it's cool. Really? Well maybe I could teach you how to walk on your hands outside of water if you'd like?

Mason: Um I was thinking more along the sexual activities. I wish to not be...you know inexperienced. And I didn't want to go to Brittany because she's horribly crass and I'm not exactly sure I wish to be connected to her after hearing things. Do you think you could teach me some stuff? Um I will compensate you in any way I can if you need me to.

Jane: Future human interactions? Are you certain that you don't want me to call you little nerd boy or whatever?

Jane: Oh? Well... I can understand not wanting to go to Brittany, I guess. Pretty sure she's slept with just about everyone in the school. Which I don't mean to say in a bad way. She's a cool person. But yeah, I could do that, I guess.

Jane: Buy me a soda every day for two weeks we'll call it even.

[janeskankward-blog]

Text ✉ Mason ↔ Jane

Mason: Is it? I find complimenting someone usually eases tension.

Mason: Wait is that good interesting or bad interesting? I'm full of surprises, Jane. For instance, did you know that I could recite the Declaration of Independence AND walk on my hands? :D Pretty nifty huh?

Mason: Facial symmetry. I told Kitty her face was symmetrical--which is really what we as humans consider "attractive," but she just told me to call her "hot."

Mason: Yes. But I would like for this to stay between us. I need your help with...teen activities.

Jane: Maybe it does then?

Jane: Good interesting. I think. Are you now? That's a shocker. Little academic nerd full of surprises that include being a nerd and doing something kind of cool. I can walk on my hands too, you know? Mostly in the pool but still.

Jane: Of course.

Jane: Teen activities? Like smokin' and shit?

[thefabulousfrida-deactivated201]

Was that supposed to be an insult? Because if so, you really need to work on your material. Whatever you say. 

[janeskankward-blog]

Surprisingly no, it wasn’t. I was being honest. Not insulting you what-so-ever. It’s not in my job description this week.