Blog of Everything

This is going to be a Blog that has a lot of random stuff. Mostly things that will keep people interested. The idea is it for be a place that people can check when they are bored and find a lot of cool things such as: new music, youtube videos, cool websites, sports highlights, fun facts, articles that may interest you, etc. Enjoy!

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Zidane in all his glory

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Off to Arizona! Then FFIX and Ronnie Radke.

So... this is the first time in a while that I started a game of FFIX and didn't finish it in 3-4 days. I think its because of other games and people. But anyways, I am off to Arizona for 4 days so I will not be able to post any FFIX stuff. When I come back, I will hopefully be able to post a bit, but I have my girlfriend's birthday so I don't know how much FFIX I'll play (just got to lindblum on 3rd disc so it's at the best part).

But I am also making this post to make an announcement.

Because Ronnie Radke is so awesome (if you haven't figured out.. i hate ETF minus Ronnie and Omar.. and I love the original ETF. They were so good and Craig sucks. I don't care what you think.. it was Ronnie's band and when he left they turned to a whole new crowd appeal and the music sucked.) and Falling In Reverse just came out with their new album I am going to dedicate about 2 weeks to posting some stuff on Falling in Reverse/Ronnie Radke and most importantly.. every day I will post 1 of their songs on the CD and maybe a post about what I think about the song. If i do a post like that, then I expect you guys to tell me what you think too!

-- Jaoude

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Zidane forgets everything but women...

Zidane: Amarant, have you been here before?

Amarant: What about you?

Zidane: Me? I've been everyplace in the world where there's beautiful women!

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Blood.... ha ha ha ha.... Excellent, Bahamut! Power, mobility... you are truly the best! You even hurt me... a little.

Kuja, as a hint of blood runs down his face.

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The weak lose their freedom to the strong. Such is the way of the strong. And it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive.

Kuja - Final Fantasy IX

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Thief vs Security Guard: Zidane vs Amarant.

Amarant: Now fight me.

Zidane: Let's do it!

Dagger: Zidane!

Zidane: It's okay. I was just looking for more ways to impress you.

(Zidane wins the battle and everyone is jumping)

Amarant: Now finish me.

Zidane: You wanna die that bad? I just spared your life.

Amarant: so you want to banish me, then?

Zidane: You can go if you want. I won't follow you.

Amarant: Aha! Trying to trick me, eh?

Zidane: Trick you?

Amarant: I tried to kill you! Why are you letting me go?

Zidane: The fight's over, and we're both still alive. Good enough, right? We got back what was stolen from us, after all.

Amarant: Listen to you. I lost to a spineless theif.

Zidane: The sly eagle doesn't kill at whim!

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Garnet jealous of a six year old?

Zidane: You're coming with us?

Eiko: Don't you want me to?

Zidane: Of course I want you to come along!

Eiko: That's what I thought. So I'll join your team for a while. Vivi, Dagger, let's have fun!

(Eiko runs off)

Dagger: Why are you so nice to everyone, Zidane?

Zidane: Huh? What do you mean by that?

Dagger: Forget I asked...

(Dagger walks off)

Vivi: I think she was mad...

Zidane: You think so, too?

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Girls to Zidane as Food is to Quina

Zidane: Yeah, and what a weird-shaped....village? what is that thing?

Garnet: Maybe it's a temple of some kind

Quina: Is very delicious shape. Inside might have fine cuisine.

Zidane: Geez, all s/he ever thinks about is food.

Garnet: Well, all you ever think about is girls.....

*Garnet walks away*

Zidane: Uh, that's right! My mind is filled with thoughts.. of you.

*Zidane turns to where Garnet was*

Vivi: ....

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Lani the Bounty Hunter, Zidane the Lady Slayer?

Lani: I've been looking for you, Miss Garnet

Zidane: Have we met before?

Garnet: (stop flirting with her!)

Zidane: Yes ma'am.....

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Guess we'll find out. Not knowing is half the fun!

Zidane Tribal in reference to if the excavation site leads to the outer continent.

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Sometimes you can't think out everything. You just gotta follow your heart.

Zidane Tribal - Final Fantasy IX.

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What the Puck!

Freya: Is the child alright, Zidane?

Zidane: Yeah, he's fine.

Puck: Like hell, I'm fine!

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Beatrix of Alexandria.

Freya: That's Beatrix? The cold-blooded knight who knows no mercy.

*Burmecian Soldier runs out to challenge Beatrix*

Beatrix: You wish to fight me. Beatrix of Alexandria?

Burmecian Soldier: B-Beatrix?

Beatrix: I commend your courage, but I will show you no mercy

Zidane: Hold it

Freya: You'll have to deal with us first! We'll take care of this. Go find the king. Protect him with your life!

Burmecian Soldier: Thank you Freya

Beatrix: ha ha ha. Never have I been so humiliated in my life. I once killed a hundred knights single-handedly. To me, you two are nothing more than insects

*EPIC BATTLE*

Beatrix: How ridiculously weak. Isn't there anyone worthy of facing me?

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Zidane the hero.

Freya: This does not concern you.

Zidane: What am I a stranger all of a sudden? I'm not gunna sit here and watch your hometown get destroyed.

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Zidane and Dagger

Dagger: How did you get up here? This is a restricted area.

Zidane: Come on. I do this for a living.

(Random Chatter)

Dagger: Oh...um.. How were you planning to abduct me?

Zidane: We were gunna put you to sleep with sleeping weed, then kidnap you. It's mostly used for kids, but a big dose can knock out an adult just as easily.

Dagger: Hey... would you mind giving me some? I've had a hard time sleeping lately.

Zidane: Um, I don't think that's a good idea. You might get addicted. Maybe you just need some company, eh?

Dagger: Oh, Please. Do you think I'm that naive?

Zidane: Heh, heh. Can't blame me for trying.

(Random Chatter)

Zidane: Hey Dagger, so when do you wanna go on that airship cruise?

Dagger: What are you talking about?

Zidane: (What am I thinking! I asked the girl at the...) never mind.

Dagger: Well.. it sounds like you've asked the wrong girl.

Zidane: Wait. I-I can explain.

Dagger: Why bother? Go have a wonderful time.

Zidane: Oh, man...

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Zidane at a bar.

Zidane: How about you and me go for a cruise on an airship.

Waitress: Really?! An Airship?!

Zidane: Sounds like you've never been on one. You know, Lindblum is quite a sight from high above.

Mystery-Girl: Hey, monkey-tail, you're disturbing the other customers.

Zidane: What the --- You've got a tail, too, ratface!

Mystery-Girl: Rat-face... After I finish my drink, I'm going to kick your butt.

Mystery-Girl *turns around*

Mystery-Girl: Long time, Zidane.

Zidane: Hey! What's up!?

Mystery-Girl: You forgot my name?

Zidane: No I remember, you're Helga right?

Mystery-Girl: Wrong

Zidane: ....Christine?

Mystery-Girl: No!

Zidane: oh yeah... you used to live next door to me, how's it going... Ratchel?

Mystery-Girl: You nasty little---

Zidane: Come on. I'm just kiddin'. You know I never forget a pretty girl's name. So how've you been, Freya?

Freya: .... Same old Zidane.

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Zidane and Steiner

Minister Artania: Someone snuck into the castle. The regent was attacked at night and we were too late. His attacker also abducted Lady Hilda.

Zidane: Whoever pulled this off had to be highly skilled, like me!

Steiner: Hmph! I'll bet it was you!!!