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Cozy rainy day in Kamakura

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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Have kids. But don't have them too young or you won't be able to provide for them. But don't leave it too late or your eggs will all be shrivelled up and gone. And don't be a single mom, cause those are obviously just a drain on public rescources. So have kids with a man. But make sure you pick a good man, cause if he leaves you or doesn't help you out or you complain about him in any way, that's on you for not picking a better man. But don't have too high standards, or you'll never find anyone. Make sure your man has money so you never need to ask for financial aid. But don't be a gold digger. Make sure you're there for your kids every second of the day, being a mom is the most important job. But don't make motherhood your whole personality. And don't give up on your career, cause we need women in the work force. But your kids should always come first. But put your man first too, or he'll leave you. And don't you dare ever ask for any kind of help, those kids are yours, you're the one who chose to have them, they're not our problem.

Wait, why are so many women choosing not to have kids, it just doesn't make any sense...