Just some incorrect deh and bmc quotes

These fandoms are so dead and yet I still post on here.

[jared-at-the-lush-store]

This could have happened

Connor, pointing: May I sit there? Evan: That's my lap Connor: That doesn't answer my question, Evan.

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Do I love sarcastic Evan, yes I do

Connor: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Evan: Three words. Connor:

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Of course you are Jared

Connor: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Jared: It’s not a joke. Jared: *sniffles* Jared: I’m a legit snack.

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Same Michael, I haven’t had leftovers since I was around eight.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some leftovers? Michael: What's that? Jeremy: You've never had leftovers??? Michael: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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My first guess would have been yes but maybe that’s just me

Jeremy: Am I in trouble? The Squip: Take a guess. Jeremy: No? The Squip: Take another guess.

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That’s a mood

Evan: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Apparently bathbombs aren’t the only forbidden snack Jared will eat

Connor: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Jared will and will not eat. Evan: Grass? Yes! Connor: Moss? Yes!! Evan: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Connor: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Evan: Worms? Sometimes! Connor: Rocks? Usually nah. Evan: Twigs? Usually! Connor: Zoe's cooking? Inconclusive! Alana: How did you… test this? Connor: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Alana: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Zoe: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Jared, no, stealing is bad

Connor: Nothing in life is free. Evan: Love is free! Zoe: Adventure is free. Alana: Knowledge is free. Jared: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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That is oddly specific.

Squip: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Jeremy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Do I ship Galaxy Gals? Absolutely

Connor: Truth or dare? Zoe: Dare Connor: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Zoe: Hey Jared Jared, awkwardly: Yeah? Zoe: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Alana

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Damn, the Squip was just trying to be nice for once.

Squip: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Jeremy: Killed without hesitation. Squip: No.

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But why was Connor filling out legal paperwork?

Connor: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Evan: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Zoe: I personally was created in a lab. Jared: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Such good siblings

Connor: Okay, help me please! Zoe: Got two words for you. Connor: I bet they won't be helpful. Zoe: Your problem. Connor: I was right

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That’s my goal too Jeremy

Michael: What are your goals? Jeremy: To pet all the dogs. Michael: No, fitness goals. Jeremy: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Connor needs sleep ft. concerned Evan

Evan: Okay, truth or dare? Connor: Truth Evan: How many hours have you slept this week? Connor: Connor: ...Dare Evan: Go to bed. Connor: I don’t like this game.

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I love these two together

Zoe: I'm a reverse necromancer. Alana: Isn't that just killing people? Zoe: Ah, technicality.

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What a nice pers... computer? person? computer sounds accurate.

Squip, addressing Jeremy: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Jeremy: But – that’s just a trash can. Squip: It sure is!