Jared Joyal

This is Jared Joyal's blog. Sure, it's a pretty lame title, but what else should I call it? Anyway, this is the one and only blog of mine that exists. Don't bother looking for any others.

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Look officer, I just wanted to know if there was a local college where I could get academically recognized for taking production-focused elective courses when I searched "film minors near me".

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Dear Lord, if it is your will, work through me and lead me down the path you wish to take me. Teach me to follow you faithfully as you may guide me to secure the point and achieve that epic victory royale. Amen.

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A one-night stand but it's just a really sweet, romantic date then you give them a fake number and ghost them

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I guess I'm just glad finger banging wasn't called finger nailing

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I don't have the right to tell you to move on.

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Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do to impress that cute girl that works at the bookstore.

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them: is that a women's shirt

me: haha no, it's my shirt

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"Some flies are too awesome for the wall."

— Abed, Community S3 E8

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Story title writing prompt:

"Why Stop at 19?"

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Knowledge is knowing that the funny bone is a real bone, wisdom is not putting it in a bone salad.

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A man has to be a bit mad, Helena. That's the best thing about him.

R. U. R.,  Karel Čapek

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A man is something that feels happy, plays the piano, likes going for a walk, and in fact, wants to do a whole lot of things that are really unnecessary.

R. U. R.,  Karel Čapek

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Plaid is just grown-up tie dye

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Gaussian blur me out

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Get an artist gf so she can draw you nudes

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College is a scam

To a degree

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The American Revolution was basically a grown-up version of “We are the back of the bus, the back of the bus, the back of the bus. We are the back of the bus and we’re better than you.”