deancas is walker

Should have saved the url babe 😘. Call me Asstiel! A 73-year-old woman never reveals she/her/hers age. Law clerk for Chief Justice Jared Padatitties. President Obama DO interact (I am a centrist). Don't look directly at me; my form is incomprehensible to humans. I'll always play devil's advocate, even if I agree with you. Anti anti Detestiehellers do not do interact. Samromantic Cassexual cishet white Bucklemingcoded Pellegrino!girl. Malewife. #15 years canon Caileen. The epic love story of Sam and Dean (not romantic, not platonic, not erotic). Sam sees Dean as his dog. :/ PhD in Jender Studies from Harvard Law. (Helen come back our six children need you)

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:)

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Et tu brute??

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Et tu jensen??

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asssmamamaaaaa <3333 so glad you're back on tumblr to fight off those Nasty Hellers

Hello my asschild. My triumphant return to smite the detestiestiestiehellers is not without a note of sadness. I still have not found my beloved Helen.

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assmama i missed you!!! how's the hunt for helen

I missed you too. Helen, if you’re out there, our asschildren need you. Look what you’re doing to them.

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I can’t believe Hellers are blaming Jared for this 🙄. He’s always been the star of their most profitable shows.

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Dear Shoshannah, I saw you cropped me out of a photo. It’s hurtful… I wish you nothing but the best in your life except when I insult your work on #Supernatural. I wish you peace as I compare our “pseudo-romance” to that of #SamWinchester with a literal demon. I hope that the phenomenal folks that support me don’t cause you any more strife and pain than you’re already going through. You will be whoever you want to be. #SPNFamily #GoMantraLabs

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You are a successful troll. (not in a bad way) I see people getting confused about you. actually this is so funny 😂

Not sure what could possibly be funny about my search for my wife Helen, but okay

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In this house we stan this:

A King. A winner. A successful actor and businessman. A person adored by millions worldwide. Losers stan this: 👇👇👇👇

An unemployed loser. A pervert. An egotistical asshole, narcissist. A whore. An attention seeker with a sick fanbase. That is all.

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[image id: 1) a screenshot of an excerpt from a j2 tinhat’s post that reads “it’s worrying, and scary, and painful. if you need to cry, cry. if you need to scream, scream. if it’s all too much and you need to take a break from fandom or the…” the screenshot is cropped before the end of the last sentence. 2) the infamous “musty wail” screencap from jared padalecki’s new show walker. jared is yelling alone in the dark with a single man tear running down his cheek. end id]

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Et tu brute??

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wait... are you a misha hate blog ?

Who’s “Misha?” I just want my wife Helen back.

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so glad they included the third brother in these two important photos

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😤😤😤

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bug ass