JAREDPOSTING @jaredwarrenheim - Tumblr Blog

WELCOME TO JAREDBLR

the probably best place dedicated to the one and only JARED!

Q: what is this? A: a tumblr sideblog dedicated to jared warrenheim from the "dont feed the muse" arg!

Q: why is this? A: i find jared to be a very compelling character and ever since he was first mentioned and hinted at i was intrigued. this only amplified after the it department video when we got our first good look at the guy!

Q: who is this? A: im not gonna directly state my name on this blog because Im Scared, just know im a guy who really likes jared! and that i use they/them

tag directory: #jared art ; art of jared!

#jared textposts ; my textposts about jared!

#jared misc ; nonart posts and posts about jared!

#jared extras ; posts that arent explicitly about jared but remind me of him!

#pinned #muse arg #dftm #happy meat farms #jared warrenheim #dont feed the muse #hmf

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mood

you cannot kill jared in a way that matters.

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omegaversereloaded

God this shit looked so delicious. Fuck

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asardinegrowsfromthesoil

similar type of guy

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millennial-nostalgia

foodforthot

plankton’s guilty expression here has always struck me. he’s betrayed spongebob’s trust before and he knows he’ll likely do it again, and yet spongebob still cares enough about him to make a special valentine just for him. it conjures an image of him hunched over a desk with an x-acto knife and a magnifying glass, possibly with several failed attempts in the bin, all so plankton, a man who has and will continue to leverage his trust to his own selfish ends, can have something nice on a holiday that likely holds no special meaning to him. but spongebob will continue to love plankton because spongebob loves everybody, no matter how they have wronged him. in this way he is like jesus christ

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