Jarkling

DNI if you dont like my jean jacket because Jerkling was taken Skye if you are seeing this, I am not sorry for anything

[maoist-mizer]

JARKLING -@JARKLING

Do U want another photo 👀

[jarkling]

no.

[jarkling]

#was that a yes? hmmm maybe i'll use a photo of timmy chlamydia this time hmmm

use adam driver or dont. 

[maoist-mizer]

[jarkling]

thank you 

[jarkling]

hi jesties

[alectology-archive]

kill kiss marry- car pope discourse, jarkling discourse, pierre discourse

I hate you soooo much 🙄

But um kiss car pope discourse, marry pierre discourse, kill jarkling discourse

[xie-ge]

why are you killing jarkling discourse 😭

[alectology-archive]

Pierre discourse can be fun sometimes but jarkling is just completely cursed :/

[jarkling]

*violent sobbing*

[comingoutofthecauldron]

i'm going offline pls refrain from creating more discourse on my blog while i'm gone

[jarkling]

#also whoever keeps sending me the jarkling smut asks. stop

PLEASE STOP

[comingoutofthecauldron]

prefacing this message with a very deep sigh. listen I don’t think anyone should be fucking the volcra or finding them fuckable. but also I respect your opinion, so continue. I feel as though I should be a zoo keeper every time I log on this hellsite, pointing to a sign that instead of saying don’t feed the animals it just says don’t fuck the volcra

i have nothing to say except:

[jarkling]

mmmmmhm yess sexy fucking volcra 

[maoist-mizer]

JARKLING -@JARKLING

Do U want another photo 👀

[jarkling]

no.

[jarkling]

#was that a yes? hmmm maybe i'll use a photo of timmy chlamydia this time hmmm

use adam driver or dont. 

[maoist-mizer]

JARKLING -@JARKLING

Do U want another photo 👀

[jarkling]

no.

[maoist-mizer]

jark;ing- tumblr user @jarkling

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite 

This is what Darkling stans thirst over?

[jarkling]

i was talking about me but valid 

[maoist-mizer]

FUCK I MISSPELLED THAT FUCK - JARKLING

😩😜😝

[jarkling]

mmmhm one of my best moments, i must say 

[comingoutofthecauldron]

i am so disappointed in you right now- @jarkling

promise bbygurl?

[jarkling]

the answer to my identity is right in front of your eyes, yet you choose to ignore it LIKE A CLOWN 

[jarkling]

okay since i am back on tumblr, guess who i am?

[jarkling]

@comingoutofthecauldron​ its ehhhh, if its sourced cruelty freely, but like most leather stuff sticks to your skin so yeah not a big fan 

[comingoutofthecauldron]

Jarkling is back 😍😍/hj

don't take this the wrong way but you're dead to me ❤️

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

@jarkling hi

[jarkling]

hi! do you want to join me in my business venture? 

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

sure what’s up

[jarkling]

i am starting my own clothing line 🤠 every jean jacket that is bought results in a direct donation to my slap jeff bezos on the head fund 😎

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

sound terrific I’m in

[jarkling]

great! now we just need to get the 1% to sign up for this pyramid scheme, which will drain out, maybe 1% of their wealth and we are good to go! 

[comingoutofthecauldron]

wait a second. @willsoots didn't we realise you were the one running this acc

[comingoutofthecauldron]

knew i still had this ss from when dru outed you @willsoots omg

[jarkling]

i am not chai i was just impersonating her by copying her tagging style omg skye 

[comingoutofthecauldron]

Jarkling is back 😍😍/hj

don't take this the wrong way but you're dead to me ❤️

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

@jarkling hi

[jarkling]

hi! do you want to join me in my business venture? 

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

sure what’s up

[jarkling]

i am starting my own clothing line 🤠 every jean jacket that is bought results in a direct donation to my slap jeff bezos on the head fund 😎

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

sound terrific I’m in

[jarkling]

great! now we just need to get the 1% to sign up for this pyramid scheme, which will drain out, maybe 1% of their wealth and we are good to go! 

[comingoutofthecauldron]

wait a second. @willsoots didn't we realise you were the one running this acc

[jarkling]

its,,, its not chai stop embarrassing yourself babe <3 /hj 

[jarkling]

are u now gonna tell us who u are or-

THIS IS MORE FUN CHAI 

[comingoutofthecauldron]

Jarkling is back 😍😍/hj

don't take this the wrong way but you're dead to me ❤️

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

@jarkling hi

[jarkling]

hi! do you want to join me in my business venture? 

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

sure what’s up

[jarkling]

i am starting my own clothing line 🤠 every jean jacket that is bought results in a direct donation to my slap jeff bezos on the head fund 😎

[rosedbudboy-deactivated20220917]

sound terrific I’m in

[jarkling]

great! now we just need to get the 1% to sign up for this pyramid scheme, which will drain out, maybe 1% of their wealth and we are good to go! 

[comingoutofthecauldron]

i am starting my own clothing line- @jarkling

wanna be a business partner? -@jarkling

ok google how many different ways can i say NO

[jarkling]

[comingoutofthecauldron]

keep crying little bitchboy

[jarkling]