May you ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

Cyborg. Mostly harmless. Blogs like a loose cannon. This blog reaches maximum velocity around Eurovision.

[assaultmystic]

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

[thememedaddy]

[katistry]

[evilvillain123456789]

im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

[italo-disco-calvino]

papa keeps those for himself

[evilvillain123456789]

papa keeps those for himself

[etirabys]

beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

[pangurbanthewhite]

When I was a kid, during recess we discovered a leaky spigot that was creating like a constant mud puddle. Over the next couple of weeks, we started spending the entirety of recess making a dam. Damming what? Honestly nothing. Just building an increasingly giant wall of mud and sticks around that spigot. Other kids would gather around to watch or take part.

Eventually the teachers made us stop, but for a glorious two weeks, we were living that dream.

[mikkeneko]

The children yearn for the earthenworks

[romaaaa-n]

**For the guys asking I found the hoodie HERE with free shipping

[victoor-io]

Finally some good shit for the boys!!!

[xtimoleon]

Excellent. Something I can wear over my body armor when going into the city. Now no one will be the wiser.

[bored-dromaeosaur]

I FUCKING NEED THAT.

[coffee-and-spite]

I NEED IT

[akotono-jorge]

Amazing hoodie 100% recommend

[furalonso]

Lmao this hoodie is a fucking need

[official-flying-whale]

Tumblr today

[therubberotter]

Just a heads up, this will be me tonight :D

[wexregolden]

!!!!!

[jellicle-jemmy]

I’m so proud of their six Latvian daughters

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Tumblr:

[cynicalclassicist]

That's social media for you!

[gilbirda]

[jarvishasthephonebox]

is it just me or is there a nautical theme going on this year

[jarvishasthephonebox]

getting strong Weird Barbie vibes from the third host

[jarvishasthephonebox]

I mean

[jarvishasthephonebox]

getting strong Weird Barbie vibes from the third host

[jarvishasthephonebox]

me: can we have ABBA?

Eurovision: we have ABBA at home

the ABBA at home:

[jarvishasthephonebox]

[he-is-so-fucking-cute]

My favorite song is the people booing Israel😌