Yenn: Jaskier?! I thought you were executed years ago!
Jaskier: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I'm flawless.
d e v o n
Claire Keane
KIROKAZE
Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
todays bird

No title available
AnasAbdin

shark vs the universe
Mike Driver
tumblr dot com
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
No title available

pixel skylines
styofa doing anything

⁂

blake kathryn

JVL

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from T1

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from United States

seen from Japan
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Israel

seen from Hong Kong SAR China

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Russia

seen from T1
seen from Malaysia
seen from Japan
@jaskiersincorrectquotes
Yenn: Jaskier?! I thought you were executed years ago!
Jaskier: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I'm flawless.
Watch "A Witcher Holiday Slay Ride | The Witcher | Netflix" on YouTube
This is not incorrect, this was actually released and created by Netflix. I'm so proud
Jaskier: You think its easy to be me? You think its easy to get up every. single. day. and be an industrial grade dumbass? Well its not. But that's what I do. And I'll never stop.
"Now, Geralt, I have spent a good chunk of time since we last saw each other bettering myself, so I am gonna need you to get on my level."
-Jaskier
Jaskier: I'm not a war guy.
Geralt: No one is until the war.
My laptop just melted and I can't replace it for months, so expect this drought in posts to be extended for a long time.
"Let us embrace, Geralt, and from this very moment vow an eternal misery together."
-Yennefer of Vengeberg
Mousesack: You aren't going to claim the child surprise? They would benefit from your guidance.
Geralt: Nurturing parents don't run in my family.
Jaskier: I CAN'T DIE HERE!
Yennefer: Feel free to, though. At least it would be quieter.
Geralt: It's your fault, Jaskier, just own up to it.
Jaskier: No, I don't have to. I'm a grown man, I can avoid my responsibilities like the best of them.
"Do you know how hard it is to get laid when you smell like coleslaw? I mean, not hard, but still!"
-Jaskier
"I don't really care that she stabbed me, I'm just glad she missed my titty."
-Yennefer of Vengeberg
Yennefer: I've only been here for five minutes and I've already saved your ass! You need me.
Tissaia: No, you just need to feel needed.
Yennefer: Obviously! Still rude to say!
As you may have noticed, I've been less consistent with content on this blog recently. Been going through a lot of stuff with work. I'm trying to come up with a new schedule to stay consistent, but I probably won't be back to daily posting anytime soon.
Jaskier: Thank you for your service.
Geralt: I didn't do it for you.