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Yenn: Jaskier?! I thought you were executed years ago!

Jaskier: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I'm flawless.

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This is not incorrect, this was actually released and created by Netflix. I'm so proud

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Jaskier: You think its easy to be me? You think its easy to get up every. single. day. and be an industrial grade dumbass? Well its not. But that's what I do. And I'll never stop.

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"Now, Geralt, I have spent a good chunk of time since we last saw each other bettering myself, so I am gonna need you to get on my level."

-Jaskier

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Jaskier: I'm not a war guy.

Geralt: No one is until the war.

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My laptop just melted and I can't replace it for months, so expect this drought in posts to be extended for a long time.

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"Let us embrace, Geralt, and from this very moment vow an eternal misery together."

-Yennefer of Vengeberg

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Mousesack: You aren't going to claim the child surprise? They would benefit from your guidance.

Geralt: Nurturing parents don't run in my family.

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Jaskier: I CAN'T DIE HERE!

Yennefer: Feel free to, though. At least it would be quieter.

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Geralt: It's your fault, Jaskier, just own up to it.

Jaskier: No, I don't have to. I'm a grown man, I can avoid my responsibilities like the best of them.

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"Do you know how hard it is to get laid when you smell like coleslaw? I mean, not hard, but still!"

-Jaskier

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"I don't really care that she stabbed me, I'm just glad she missed my titty."

-Yennefer of Vengeberg

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Yennefer: I've only been here for five minutes and I've already saved your ass! You need me.

Tissaia: No, you just need to feel needed.

Yennefer: Obviously! Still rude to say!

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As you may have noticed, I've been less consistent with content on this blog recently. Been going through a lot of stuff with work. I'm trying to come up with a new schedule to stay consistent, but I probably won't be back to daily posting anytime soon.

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Jaskier: Thank you for your service.

Geralt: I didn't do it for you.

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