Jasmine A Johnson

@youngestproever’s mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[kendorappa]

Is it annoying? Being referred to with the wrong pronouns? Yeah. That's literally how your son feels. If you really cared about him then you'd want him to be happy. At least he's not working for the Yakuza. He could be much worse.

[jasmineajohnson]

ugh, she was already horrible to raise. sending her off to the yakuza would’ve saved me so much money, she ate like a bottomless pit

[kendorappa]

What the fuck?

[jasmineajohnson]

it’s true.

she would eat and eat unless i literally just didn’t buy her anything. had to buy meals day of so she didn’t eat it cause she was ‘hungry’

[kendorappa]

You shouldn't be allowed to have children.

[jasmineajohnson]

i didn’t do anything wrong, just what i had to to raise her. i brought her everything she needed!

[kendorappa]

You neglected him, refused to accept who he was, withheld food from him- the list goes on. You're a monster. You look like one too.

[jasmineajohnson]

you’re acting like i refused to feed her at all. i fed her meals, just didn’t let her eat whenever.

[kendorappa]

That's the bare minimum. You're actually as if food is a privilege. It's not. And it's not his fault if he's hungry. You're supposed to listen to your body. Although clearly you wouldn't know that. I don't think you've ever paid attention to anything.

[jasmineajohnson]

i mean it’s not like she needed to eat any more, she definitely looked fed

[kendorappa]

Oh, I can definitely say the same about you. God, if you were barely feeding him then you must be eating half of the fish population every damn day. I don't think you'll need to eat for another decade.

[jasmineajohnson]

is that meant to make me upset?

[kendorappa]

Take your broom stick and fly back home. The kid doesn't wanna see you.

[jasmineajohnson]

why would i want to see her either.

i’m just here cause i know she’s been lying about me, like she used to.

[kendorappa]

If it was actually all a bunch of lies then you wouldn't be so scared for people to find out the truth that you feel the need to prove your innocence.

[jasmineajohnson]

would you let your child run around telling everyone lies about you.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[kendorappa]

Is it annoying? Being referred to with the wrong pronouns? Yeah. That's literally how your son feels. If you really cared about him then you'd want him to be happy. At least he's not working for the Yakuza. He could be much worse.

[jasmineajohnson]

ugh, she was already horrible to raise. sending her off to the yakuza would’ve saved me so much money, she ate like a bottomless pit

[kendorappa]

What the fuck?

[jasmineajohnson]

it’s true.

she would eat and eat unless i literally just didn’t buy her anything. had to buy meals day of so she didn’t eat it cause she was ‘hungry’

[kendorappa]

You shouldn't be allowed to have children.

[jasmineajohnson]

i didn’t do anything wrong, just what i had to to raise her. i brought her everything she needed!

[kendorappa]

You neglected him, refused to accept who he was, withheld food from him- the list goes on. You're a monster. You look like one too.

[jasmineajohnson]

you’re acting like i refused to feed her at all. i fed her meals, just didn’t let her eat whenever.

[kendorappa]

That's the bare minimum. You're actually as if food is a privilege. It's not. And it's not his fault if he's hungry. You're supposed to listen to your body. Although clearly you wouldn't know that. I don't think you've ever paid attention to anything.

[jasmineajohnson]

i mean it’s not like she needed to eat any more, she definitely looked fed

[kendorappa]

Oh, I can definitely say the same about you. God, if you were barely feeding him then you must be eating half of the fish population every damn day. I don't think you'll need to eat for another decade.

[jasmineajohnson]

is that meant to make me upset?

[kendorappa]

Take your broom stick and fly back home. The kid doesn't wanna see you.

[jasmineajohnson]

why would i want to see her either.

i’m just here cause i know she’s been lying about me, like she used to.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[kendorappa]

Is it annoying? Being referred to with the wrong pronouns? Yeah. That's literally how your son feels. If you really cared about him then you'd want him to be happy. At least he's not working for the Yakuza. He could be much worse.

[jasmineajohnson]

ugh, she was already horrible to raise. sending her off to the yakuza would’ve saved me so much money, she ate like a bottomless pit

[kendorappa]

What the fuck?

[jasmineajohnson]

it’s true.

she would eat and eat unless i literally just didn’t buy her anything. had to buy meals day of so she didn’t eat it cause she was ‘hungry’

[kendorappa]

You shouldn't be allowed to have children.

[jasmineajohnson]

i didn’t do anything wrong, just what i had to to raise her. i brought her everything she needed!

[kendorappa]

You neglected him, refused to accept who he was, withheld food from him- the list goes on. You're a monster. You look like one too.

[jasmineajohnson]

you’re acting like i refused to feed her at all. i fed her meals, just didn’t let her eat whenever.

[kendorappa]

That's the bare minimum. You're actually as if food is a privilege. It's not. And it's not his fault if he's hungry. You're supposed to listen to your body. Although clearly you wouldn't know that. I don't think you've ever paid attention to anything.

[jasmineajohnson]

i mean it’s not like she needed to eat any more, she definitely looked fed

[kendorappa]

Oh, I can definitely say the same about you. God, if you were barely feeding him then you must be eating half of the fish population every damn day. I don't think you'll need to eat for another decade.

[jasmineajohnson]

is that meant to make me upset?

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[kendorappa]

Is it annoying? Being referred to with the wrong pronouns? Yeah. That's literally how your son feels. If you really cared about him then you'd want him to be happy. At least he's not working for the Yakuza. He could be much worse.

[jasmineajohnson]

ugh, she was already horrible to raise. sending her off to the yakuza would’ve saved me so much money, she ate like a bottomless pit

[kendorappa]

What the fuck?

[jasmineajohnson]

it’s true.

she would eat and eat unless i literally just didn’t buy her anything. had to buy meals day of so she didn’t eat it cause she was ‘hungry’

[kendorappa]

You shouldn't be allowed to have children.

[jasmineajohnson]

i didn’t do anything wrong, just what i had to to raise her. i brought her everything she needed!

[kendorappa]

You neglected him, refused to accept who he was, withheld food from him- the list goes on. You're a monster. You look like one too.

[jasmineajohnson]

you’re acting like i refused to feed her at all. i fed her meals, just didn’t let her eat whenever.

[kendorappa]

That's the bare minimum. You're actually as if food is a privilege. It's not. And it's not his fault if he's hungry. You're supposed to listen to your body. Although clearly you wouldn't know that. I don't think you've ever paid attention to anything.

[jasmineajohnson]

i mean it’s not like she needed to eat any more, she definitely looked fed

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[kendorappa]

Is it annoying? Being referred to with the wrong pronouns? Yeah. That's literally how your son feels. If you really cared about him then you'd want him to be happy. At least he's not working for the Yakuza. He could be much worse.

[jasmineajohnson]

ugh, she was already horrible to raise. sending her off to the yakuza would’ve saved me so much money, she ate like a bottomless pit

[kendorappa]

What the fuck?

[jasmineajohnson]

it’s true.

she would eat and eat unless i literally just didn’t buy her anything. had to buy meals day of so she didn’t eat it cause she was ‘hungry’

[kendorappa]

You shouldn't be allowed to have children.

[jasmineajohnson]

i didn’t do anything wrong, just what i had to to raise her. i brought her everything she needed!

[kendorappa]

You neglected him, refused to accept who he was, withheld food from him- the list goes on. You're a monster. You look like one too.

[jasmineajohnson]

you’re acting like i refused to feed her at all. i fed her meals, just didn’t let her eat whenever.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[kendorappa]

Is it annoying? Being referred to with the wrong pronouns? Yeah. That's literally how your son feels. If you really cared about him then you'd want him to be happy. At least he's not working for the Yakuza. He could be much worse.

[jasmineajohnson]

ugh, she was already horrible to raise. sending her off to the yakuza would’ve saved me so much money, she ate like a bottomless pit

[kendorappa]

What the fuck?

[jasmineajohnson]

it’s true.

she would eat and eat unless i literally just didn’t buy her anything. had to buy meals day of so she didn’t eat it cause she was ‘hungry’

[kendorappa]

You shouldn't be allowed to have children.

[jasmineajohnson]

i didn’t do anything wrong, just what i had to to raise her. i brought her everything she needed!

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[kendorappa]

Is it annoying? Being referred to with the wrong pronouns? Yeah. That's literally how your son feels. If you really cared about him then you'd want him to be happy. At least he's not working for the Yakuza. He could be much worse.

[jasmineajohnson]

ugh, she was already horrible to raise. sending her off to the yakuza would’ve saved me so much money, she ate like a bottomless pit

[kendorappa]

What the fuck?

[jasmineajohnson]

it’s true.

she would eat and eat unless i literally just didn’t buy her anything. had to buy meals day of so she didn’t eat it cause she was ‘hungry’

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[kendorappa]

Is it annoying? Being referred to with the wrong pronouns? Yeah. That's literally how your son feels. If you really cared about him then you'd want him to be happy. At least he's not working for the Yakuza. He could be much worse.

[jasmineajohnson]

ugh, she was already horrible to raise. sending her off to the yakuza would’ve saved me so much money, she ate like a bottomless pit

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

Maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Sorry sir. What's your name again? Oh, Mr Johnson? I think that was it.

[jasmineajohnson]

i’m not the one going through a phase that’ll end in a few years.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[kendorappa]

I think you mean him.

[jasmineajohnson]

i don’t. like i said, she’s going through a phase.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[kendorappa]

Oh. So basically you.

[jasmineajohnson]

no. she was always loud, shouting and singing, she never shut up, it was impossible to raise her.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[kendorappa]

Lucky for you, I dunno what that word means. Unlucky for you, I do have an idea of what you're trying to say. Oh, I think I get it now. You got a Quirk that makes you a miserable old witch.

[jasmineajohnson]

gobby. loud, annoying, talks too much, doesn’t know when to shut the hell up.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[kendorappa]

Trust me, Mrs Todoroki is better than you could ever be.

[jasmineajohnson]

she must be insane if she willingly took in that gobby little shit

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[kendorappa]

It's a damn shame that he's stuck with someone as single-minded as you. Luckily he has a new mother.

[jasmineajohnson]

new mother? sure. who’d willingly take that brat.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.

[kendorappa]

Yeah- I highly doubt that. What would a death have to do with him becoming who he wants to be?

[jasmineajohnson]

she doesn’t ’want to be’ a boy, she just can’t handle being herself without her nan, so she’s going through a phase.

[jasmineajohnson]

Hello, Internet.

I’m Jasmine, and i’m here to clean my name. My daughter, $>%, has been telling people blatant lies about me. and i’m here to end it.

I’m 33, a hairdresser and a dog groomer. you can book an appointment with me if you’d like.

[MOD: this is @youngestproever ‘s birth mother. you can do anything except murder her. and obviously you can’t rape her and shit- that’d be WAY too far]

[@-ing blogs i think would be interested in ‘talking’ with her: @mamatodoroki @kendorappa @pu1l3r-0f-th3-str1ngs ]

[kendorappa]

I definitely wouldn't get a haircut from you. Clearly you don't have basic response for your son so how can I expect you to respect your clients?

[jasmineajohnson]

oh great, she’s been spouting that shit again? i have one son, not two. she’s just acting up.

[kendorappa]

Oh, so Mila's your only son? Odd. I thought he had a brother.

[jasmineajohnson]

Her name isn’t Mila, it’s €!&. i don’t know WHAT she’s been telling you, but she’s not a boy.

I only have one son, and that’s not her.

[kendorappa]

Don't know anyone that goes by that name. Listen lady, I don't care how much of a bitch you are, you're lower than All For One himself though because at least he can respect pronouns.

[jasmineajohnson]

there isn’t anything to respect. she’s not a boy, she’s just going through it after her nan’s death.