*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

ellievsbear
Claire Keane
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Misplaced Lens Cap

pixel skylines

#extradirty
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess

JVL
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
tumblr dot com
todays bird

Product Placement

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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.

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@jasnahkohlin
*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*
PERCHED💅🏼
We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.
She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.
Shes smiling.
She knows the power she wields
u know ur fucked when u skip every song
I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die
Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
PEOPLE WITH ADHD WHO HAVE ONLINE CLASS I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED A BREAKTHROUGH IN FOCUSING TECHNOLOGY:
This extension lets you doodle on any webpage just like you would doodle on a piece of paper in class to focus. I just added it to my chrome and it’s been a godsend. I watched an 11 minute video on LDAP servers without getting distracted once! I don’t know if other browsers offer this specific app as an extension but I know for sure it’s offered through chrome. I hope this helps other people as much as it’s helped me!
This post isn’t written in any known human language
Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?
Me when my boss gives me actual work to do
speaking of it’s been a minute since i spelunked in the baby names discussion facebook group
the admins of that group banned me because someone asked “good middle names for a kid named saint?” and i answered “bernard”
Follow http://best-of-memes.tumblr.com/ for the best of memes
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)
i just really wanted to see andrew in a crop top.
*render*
dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok
i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction
I love your cat?
my cat
A simply gorgeous feline.
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?
( @mrv3000 )